tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post7085716901669603979..comments2024-01-11T21:56:10.122+11:00Comments on The Daily Gaggle: BODY PIERCING. It could be as dangerous as being Pranged with a SpearVesthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15390020901033513032noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-63805441631869614282008-10-30T16:11:00.000+11:002008-10-30T16:11:00.000+11:00Well good on them I say. First bit of sensible le...Well good on them I say. First bit of sensible legislation in awhile.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-83868406878433111012008-10-30T12:19:00.000+11:002008-10-30T12:19:00.000+11:00it can give u AIDS toohttp://homeschoolingtourette...it can give u AIDS too<BR/><BR/>http://homeschoolingtourettes.blogspot.com/Jimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14058997155175484280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-83837829769071650032008-10-29T20:02:00.000+11:002008-10-29T20:02:00.000+11:00BANNED FROM K- MART...........This is why women sh...BANNED FROM <BR/><BR/>K- MART...........<BR/><BR/>This is why women should not take men shopping against their<BR/>will.<BR/><BR/>DON'T TAKE ME IF I DON'T WANT TO GO...........<BR/><BR/>After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her<BR/>husband accompany her on her trips to K -Mart.<BR/><BR/>Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he found shopping<BR/>boring and preferred to get in and get out.<BR/><BR/>Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women--she<BR/>loved to browse. One day Mrs.<BR/>Fenton received the following letter from<BR/>her local K -Mart.<BR/><BR/>Dear Mrs. Fenton,<BR/><BR/>Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a<BR/>commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behaviour and may be<BR/>forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr.<BR/>Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance<BR/>cameras.<BR/><BR/>1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in<BR/>people's carts when they weren't looking.<BR/><BR/>2 . July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at<BR/>5-minute intervals.<BR/><BR/>3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to<BR/>the women's restroom.<BR/><BR/>4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an<BR/>official<BR/>voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away.'<BR/><BR/>5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of<BR/>M&M's on lay -b y.<BR/><BR/>6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a<BR/>carpeted area.<BR/><BR/>7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and<BR/>told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and<BR/>blankets from the bedding department.<BR/><BR/>8. September 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he<BR/>began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'<BR/><BR/>9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it<BR/>as a mirror while he picked his nose.<BR/><BR/>10 November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department,<BR/>he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.<BR/><BR/>11. December 3: Darted around the store<BR/>suspiciously while<BR/>loudly humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme.<BR/><BR/>12. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his<BR/>'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.<BR/><BR/>13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed<BR/>through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'<BR/><BR/>14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud<BR/>speaker, he assumed a foetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE<BR/>VOICES AGAIN!'<BR/><BR/>And last, but not least ..<BR/><BR/>15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited<BR/>awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!'<BR/><BR/>Regards,<BR/>K -Mart..Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-55286349397093563582008-10-29T19:26:00.000+11:002008-10-29T19:26:00.000+11:00This comment has been taken from the previous post...This comment has been taken from the previous post.<BR/><BR/>Having mulled over whether to publish or not , I decided it would provide some hilarity and a warning to the foolhardy.<BR/>This is true.<BR/><BR/>last week I was talking to this new age guy who had multiple rings on ears fingers and else where, yep and one on his dick knob, I had heard of his bragging about this earlier, however it turned out to be a disaster when his girlfriend got the ring jammed between a gap in her teeth and she panicked. You can guess more or less what happened, without stretching a point.Vesthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15390020901033513032noreply@blogger.com