tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post5796912993187370763..comments2024-01-11T21:56:10.122+11:00Comments on The Daily Gaggle: 'Ahoy There You Land Lubbers. Listen to the Pirate Cannons Fire the Facts'Vesthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15390020901033513032noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-28085646978157928812009-04-15T00:25:00.000+10:002009-04-15T00:25:00.000+10:00Jimmy: No I am not, but Rose is. But not for long ...Jimmy: No I am not, but Rose is. But not for long as I am off to bed right now. Goodnight.Vesthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15390020901033513032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-11938955004481456412009-04-15T00:06:00.000+10:002009-04-15T00:06:00.000+10:00Heyy Rose
is your old man asleep?
is it safe now?...Heyy Rose<br />is your old man asleep?<br /><br />is it safe now?Jimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14058997155175484280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-32861044997799991172009-04-14T19:36:00.000+10:002009-04-14T19:36:00.000+10:00Here i am sitting on my lily pad all lonesome and ...Here i am sitting on my lily pad all lonesome and hornier than a cane toad, is there some chick feeling in that direction out there some place, cos im ready to spawn my tadpoles.Froghttp://www.frog.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-16464784895425963212009-04-14T19:32:00.000+10:002009-04-14T19:32:00.000+10:00I cud even do it to Wally
No not VEST
he is much ...I cud even do it to Wally<br />No not VEST<br /><br />he is much too hairyJimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14058997155175484280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-34385129913528557672009-04-14T19:31:00.000+10:002009-04-14T19:31:00.000+10:00all u beautiful ppl here
meaning Kate, Aggie and R...all u beautiful ppl here<br />meaning Kate, Aggie and Rose<br /><br /><br /><br />u gotta bear with me<br />I am bipolar<br /><br />and am now on a HIGH<br />must warn u guys<br /><br /><br />I get real nasty when I am in this state<br /><br /><br />I might even grab the SLK<br />and put on her on my knee and ....Jimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14058997155175484280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-83433040654319747942009-04-14T19:10:00.000+10:002009-04-14T19:10:00.000+10:00Name one person who got closer to u no Who than yo...Name one person who got closer to u no Who than yours truly, even though .....<br /><br />as I was saying, I wish English men spoke EnglishJimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14058997155175484280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-61026702180367178582009-04-14T19:08:00.000+10:002009-04-14T19:08:00.000+10:00Hellppp
I logged onto a Dating site
made a pass f...Hellppp<br /><br />I logged onto a Dating site<br />made a pass for Ali (thinking Ali is she)<br /><br /><br /><br />Now the bloke wont let go off me<br />He is putting out all his charm on me<br /><br /><br />and the girls are thinking I am Gay<br />what to do?Jimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14058997155175484280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-62980455212454900972009-04-14T19:06:00.000+10:002009-04-14T19:06:00.000+10:00JIMMY: Name one person who got closer to u no Who ...JIMMY: Name one person who got closer to u no Who than yours truly, even though it was a fictional adventure over a period of ten years it had very close marital imputations which her in question and I enjoy having a giggle about occasionaly.Vesthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15390020901033513032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-8695860438272907262009-04-14T19:04:00.000+10:002009-04-14T19:04:00.000+10:00WALLY !!!
who allowed u on the Upper Deck
for y...WALLY !!!<br />who allowed u on the Upper Deck<br /><br /><br /><br />for your kind info<br /><br />INDIA was one nation comprising Bharat, Pakistan, CEYLON (Sri Lanka)<br /><br />there was no BANGLA DESH<br />now get down the LD where u belongJimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14058997155175484280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-34102486626113596362009-04-14T18:55:00.000+10:002009-04-14T18:55:00.000+10:00Jim SL is not part of thr sub continentJim SL is not part of thr sub continentwallynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-78125874473390738592009-04-14T18:49:00.000+10:002009-04-14T18:49:00.000+10:00hohohohoho
liar liar pants on fire
u got scar...hohohohoho<br />liar liar pants on fire<br /><br /><br />u got scared<br />u didnt want to loose the chick<br /><br /><br />she black listed for much lessJimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14058997155175484280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-1346071890412456692009-04-14T18:45:00.000+10:002009-04-14T18:45:00.000+10:00Jimmy: I did not suggest it was the K from Sydney ...Jimmy: I did not suggest it was the K from Sydney - an expat S/L.<br />The K mentioned is a local yokel, quite more-ish but not the sharpest tool in the box.Vesthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15390020901033513032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-27130414926608084542009-04-14T18:20:00.000+10:002009-04-14T18:20:00.000+10:00I wish English men wud learn to speak EnglishI wish English men wud learn to speak EnglishJimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14058997155175484280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-34444668028266578172009-04-14T16:06:00.000+10:002009-04-14T16:06:00.000+10:00Ah, me old mate .. or in this case, (shiftin' the ...Ah, me old mate .. or in this case, (shiftin' the macaw from one shoulder t' next) p'raps should say Yessir Cap'n. Ders trute 'n' ders fact, 'n' whatevva makes a good yarn .. heh.Davohhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02785126939071213905noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-58890080392788264452009-04-14T09:04:00.000+10:002009-04-14T09:04:00.000+10:00I agree
u r referring to Sri Lankan K
I guessI agree<br /><br />u r referring to Sri Lankan K<br />I guessJimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14058997155175484280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-56276823206204614812009-04-14T08:49:00.000+10:002009-04-14T08:49:00.000+10:00Jimmy: I believe Gordon is being unkind to Kate.
K...Jimmy: I believe Gordon is being unkind to Kate.<br />Kate is an unpretentious sweet loving, single 24 year old?.<br />Gordon's interpretation. After much thought, may I suggest, that Kate has Blonde thought processes.<br />BTW. This phenomena could also apply to many of the dark haired maidens hailing from the Indian Sub Continent.Vesthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15390020901033513032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-4731633238059035782009-04-13T23:32:00.000+10:002009-04-13T23:32:00.000+10:00I dunnowhats an albino brunette?I dunno<BR/>whats an albino brunette?Jimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14058997155175484280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-22923235874572200212009-04-13T22:58:00.000+10:002009-04-13T22:58:00.000+10:00Is kate an Albino BrunetteIs kate an Albino Brunettegordon the bakernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-5646345034076742652009-04-13T21:53:00.000+10:002009-04-13T21:53:00.000+10:00hey Vesty, does it mean the pirate captain hooked ...hey Vesty, does it mean the pirate captain hooked out his own eye? poor guy!<BR/>Luvsya, Kate.xxx.kate...fbnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-28287318417495142982009-04-13T20:44:00.000+10:002009-04-13T20:44:00.000+10:00HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAloved dis onedis s...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA<BR/><BR/><BR/>loved dis one<BR/>dis shud serve as a warning to all macho hubbys who dont help out with the chores in the house<BR/><BR/>this nice guy cud have been me.<BR/>it is my experience that women dont really go for macho guys<BR/><BR/><BR/>they prefer feminine type guys who love cooking and help out with the dishes after meals<BR/><BR/><BR/>and who cry with them, when watching sentimental movies<BR/><BR/><BR/>I do both AJimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14058997155175484280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-76943292662800227642009-04-13T19:03:00.000+10:002009-04-13T19:03:00.000+10:00CAKE OR BED A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBA...CAKE OR BED <BR/><BR/>A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A <BR/>FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, <BR/><BR/>HONEY, <BR/>COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? <BR/>IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW. <BR/><BR/>HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, <BR/>FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? <BR/>DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE <BR/>ENERGY AUSTRALIA WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?<BR/>I DON'T THINK SO. <BR/><BR/>FINE, <BR/><BR/>THEN THE WIFE ASKS, <BR/>WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? <BR/>IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT <BR/><BR/>TO WHICH HE REPLIED, <BR/>FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? <BR/>DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE <BR/>WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? <BR/>I DON'T THINK SO <BR/><BR/>FINE, SHE SAYS <BR/>THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS <BR/>TO THE FRONT DOOR? <BR/>THEY ARE ABOUT TO ! BREAK <BR/><BR/>I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T <BR/>WANT TO FIX STEPS <BR/>HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE <BR/>BUNNINGS WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? <BR/>I DON'T THINK SO <BR/>I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. <BR/>I'M GOING TO THE PUB!!!! <BR/><BR/>SO HE GOES TO THE PUB AND DRINKS FOR A <BR/>COUPLE OF HOURS................. <BR/><BR/>HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW <BR/>HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES <BR/>TO GO HOME <BR/><BR/>AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES <BR/>THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED. <BR/><BR/>AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE <BR/>HALL LIGHT IS WORKING <BR/><BR/>AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES <BR/>THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED. <BR/><BR/>HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED? <BR/>SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT <BR/>OUTSIDE AND CRIED. <BR/><BR/>JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME <BR/>WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM. <BR/><BR/>HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND <BR/>ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER <BR/>GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE. <BR/><BR/>HE SAID, <BR/>SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU ! BAKE? <BR/><BR/>SHE REPLIED, <BR/>HELLOOOOO.. <BR/>DO YOU SEE SARA LEE WRITTEN <BR/>ON MY FOREHEAD? <BR/>I DON'T THINK SO!Graemenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-76893865731901817372009-04-13T15:37:00.000+10:002009-04-13T15:37:00.000+10:00I am blessedI am sitting at home on the PCflirting...I am blessed<BR/>I am sitting at home on the PC<BR/>flirting on the net with older babes<BR/><BR/><BR/>I have a good excuse to sit at home<BR/>and do housework<BR/><BR/>cooking, cleaning, waterimng the palants, feeding the cat<BR/><BR/><BR/>and my wife<BR/>u c my wike has Parkinsons<BR/>she needs me at home to move<BR/><BR/>and cook for her<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>I enjoy doing house work<BR/>dunno why women like A and K complain<BR/><BR/><BR/>house work is far better than working at any office<BR/><BR/>no dress code for one<BR/>I am sitting bare shirt in my undies hereJimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14058997155175484280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-55661268552612290932009-04-13T15:23:00.000+10:002009-04-13T15:23:00.000+10:00Hohohohohow u gonna do that Wally?I am safe here i...Hohohoho<BR/>how u gonna do that Wally?<BR/><BR/><BR/>I am safe here in Mumbai, India<BR/>and the Indian Govt dont give VISA to LD Lawyers<BR/><BR/><BR/>and other riff raffJimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14058997155175484280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-28548883818289846772009-04-13T15:20:00.000+10:002009-04-13T15:20:00.000+10:00Jimmy, Bushrangers like Ned Kelly could be bush pi...Jimmy, Bushrangers like Ned Kelly could be bush pirates. Dick Turpin was a highway man in Merry England, and just a thought mate if you dont stop taking the piss i'll rip off yer dick and poke yer turnip on a stick.Wally's MUM.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-51466420762140806202009-04-13T14:50:00.000+10:002009-04-13T14:50:00.000+10:00Pirates are of many typesCasanova wud steal your w...Pirates are of many types<BR/><BR/><BR/>Casanova wud steal your woman, when u were away at work, or at sea<BR/><BR/>Robin Hood was a pirate on landJimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14058997155175484280noreply@blogger.com