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I'm going to go out and sing our anthem in swahili just for you.<BR/><BR/><BR/>SO MAN UP BITCH! THIS IS MY COUNTRY TOO and I don't give a fuck what language people sing our anthem in.BrainSandnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-15294678652546933742008-08-03T10:26:00.001+10:002008-08-03T10:26:00.001+10:00In a murder trial... In a murder trial, the defens...In a murder trial... <BR/><BR/><BR/>In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner:<BR/><BR/>Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse?<BR/><BR/>Coroner: No.<BR/><BR/>Attorney: Did you listen to the heart?<BR/><BR/>Coroner: No.<BR/><BR/>Attorney: Did you check for breathing?<BR/><BR/>Coroner: No.<BR/><BR/>Attorney: So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren''t sure the man was dead, were you?<BR/><BR/>Coroner: Well, let me put it this way. The man''s brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it''s possible he could be out there practicing law somewhere.<BR/> <BR/>Love it? Spread the laughter. Hate it? Think you can do better?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-15675603492209594162008-08-03T10:26:00.000+10:002008-08-03T10:26:00.000+10:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-7332423857508643102008-08-03T07:39:00.000+10:002008-08-03T07:39:00.000+10:00become a child again<A HREF="http://imnutsincapstooo.blogspot.com/2005/05/become-child-again-says-osho.html" REL="nofollow">become a child again</A>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-13547521646377001812008-08-03T02:40:00.000+10:002008-08-03T02:40:00.000+10:00I would show men how very wrong they are to think ...I would show men how very wrong they are to think that they cease to be in love when they grow old,<BR/><BR/>not knowing that they grow old when they cease to love!<BR/><BR/>- MariaJimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09793792829148051260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-79124229653135023232008-08-02T21:14:00.000+10:002008-08-02T21:14:00.000+10:00Keep it Australian ... tell the PC brigade to P.O....Keep it Australian ... tell the PC brigade to P.O.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-73973910897276044452008-07-31T18:08:00.000+10:002008-07-31T18:08:00.000+10:00Twist Again... 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A few minutes later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her saddle shoes and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door while Dad is saying, 'Have a good evening, kids!' <BR/><BR/>About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her father: 'Dammit, Daddy! The twist! It's called the twist!!' <BR/><BR/>Love it? Spread the laughter. Hate it? Think you can do better?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-83785843893938713392008-07-31T18:00:00.000+10:002008-07-31T18:00:00.000+10:00POOF An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking ...POOF <BR/><BR/>An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears and informs her that she will be granted three wishes. <BR/>''Well, now,'' says the old lady, ''I guess I would like to be really rich.'' <BR/><BR/>*** POOF *** Her rocking chair turns to solid gold. <BR/><BR/>''And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess.'' <BR/><BR/>*** POOF *** She turns into a beautiful young woman. <BR/><BR/>''Your third wish?'' asks the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them. ''Ooh - can you change him into a handsome prince?'' she asks. <BR/><BR/>*** POOF *** <BR/><BR/>There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear, ''Bet you're sorry you had me neutered.'' <BR/> <BR/>Love it? Spread the laughter. Hate it? Think you can do better?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-67366614477353024752008-07-31T13:06:00.000+10:002008-07-31T13:06:00.000+10:00Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine w...Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus. ~Bob RubinAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-49736991991250014112008-07-31T11:32:00.000+10:002008-07-31T11:32:00.000+10:00For the United States and the rest of the world, t...For the United States and the rest of the world, the effects of the sudden awakening of the Asian giants could be profound. <BR/><BR/>In the years ahead, it may mean more downward pressure on wages, the outsourcing of more jobs, greater competition for investment and higher prices for scarce resources.tqmcintlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10230158250240886859noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-62521243741764834282008-07-31T11:11:00.000+10:002008-07-31T11:11:00.000+10:00Misery motivates, not utopia.- Karl MarxMisery motivates, not utopia.<BR/><BR/>- Karl MarxAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-86584460256819053732008-07-31T10:02:00.000+10:002008-07-31T10:02:00.000+10:00she still wont let go of the coin given by her mom...she still wont let go of the coin given by her mom<BR/><BR/><BR/>held tightly btw her kneesAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-44050170631283168322008-07-31T02:48:00.000+10:002008-07-31T02:48:00.000+10:00Managing director Paul Laidler explains: “The UK i...Managing director Paul Laidler explains: “The UK is still seen as having a major manufacturing base, but we have to recognise that definitions of manufacturing are changing. <BR/><BR/>Successful UK and, indeed, other European companies are the ones that focus on the entire manufacturing process, from market assessment and product design through to manufacture, support and service delivery. <BR/><BR/>In that light, a manufacturer can think about its operations on a global basis, with design in one country, contract manufacture in another, assembly in a third, and possibly the back-up spread world-wide. <BR/><BR/><BR/>“It is a natural progression, then, that we are seeing an increased emphasis on manufacturing through partner companies in the likes of China and India, and that other companies in those regions should be looking to export their products into Europe. <BR/><BR/>But none of that can happen without stringent CE marking compliance procedures, and that is where Laidler Associates can help.”Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-26595010448264415952008-07-31T02:14:00.000+10:002008-07-31T02:14:00.000+10:00K has adapted well in Oz landshe speaks the lang t...K has adapted well in Oz land<BR/>she speaks the lang too<BR/><BR/>matey instead of Yaar<BR/>she talks bindas on her blog<BR/><BR/>but unfortunately she still lissens to her mom<BR/><BR/>she is not able to adopt the sexual mores<BR/><BR/>she will reamain Indian deep inside<BR/>though she may dress forenAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-13441782692503176102008-07-31T02:08:00.000+10:002008-07-31T02:08:00.000+10:00there is no morality in businessif u want to survi...there is no morality in business<BR/>if u want to survive in business, u have to cut costs<BR/><BR/>Businessmen in USA will outsource to INDIA and CHINA, the labor costs<BR/>in India is only 15% of that in USA<BR/><BR/>Drug MNCs are outsourcing clinical trials to India because we do not<BR/>have strong regulatory agencies in India like USFDA<BR/><BR/>Polluting industries are moving to India for the same reason<BR/>Pollution Control Board in India is very weak<BR/><BR/>Software development costs are cheapest in India too<BR/>Microsoft, Google and Oracle have moved operations to India<BR/><BR/>USA will loose more jobs <BR/>and UK tooAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-65769937831777035752008-07-30T17:49:00.000+10:002008-07-30T17:49:00.000+10:00I had a crazy notion that I wud go to USA to make ...I had a crazy notion that I wud go to USA to make plenty dollars<BR/><BR/>now i hear stories like this ..<BR/>Dr Rajan PhD in polymers went ther and worked as a temple keeper for 3 months till he cud find a suitable job<BR/><BR/>He then found a good job and took his wife too there<BR/><BR/>Now he tells me, money is not everyting<BR/><BR/>No social life for Indians<BR/>he is treated like a pariah there<BR/><BR/>he misses the good times we had together talking pollytics, religion, women and .. <BR/>while guzzling beer in Daman<BR/><BR/>he is coming back in December for goodAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-26109435476385950632008-07-30T17:40:00.000+10:002008-07-30T17:40:00.000+10:00I totally agree with u Vesty.**I am sorry, but aft...I totally agree with u Vesty.<BR/><BR/>**I am sorry, but after hearing they want to sing the National Anthem in Arabic - enough is enough<BR/><BR/><BR/>this is a menace! Im sick of it. Wuts next? Arabic/Chinese/Italian etc etc flags?<BR/><BR/><BR/>If u come to Aus, ur Aussie. If u cant respect that, get out!<BR/><BR/><BR/>Keshi.Keshihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17147250771662427208noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-31003604742476769662008-07-30T14:38:00.000+10:002008-07-30T14:38:00.000+10:00the British ...all the have is a stiff upper lipal...the British ...<BR/><BR/>all the have is a stiff upper lip<BR/>all else is limpAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-70494242789324234272008-07-30T12:56:00.000+10:002008-07-30T12:56:00.000+10:00English sailors are loyalthey make love to u oncet...English sailors are loyal<BR/>they make love to u once<BR/>they get hooked<BR/><BR/>they wont let u go<BR/>they want to marry u<BR/>and have children<BR/><BR/>BEWARE<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>if u dont want him for keeps<BR/>your best bet is Yankee sailor<BR/><BR/>he make wild passionate love to u<BR/>and he lasts longer<BR/><BR/>and no sooner he is done<BR/>he rolls a ciggie<BR/>and before he finishes his ciggie<BR/><BR/>he mounts his hoss<BR/>and rides away into the sunsetJimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09793792829148051260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-64619392273913206132008-07-29T18:13:00.000+10:002008-07-29T18:13:00.000+10:00The Brit controlled former colony of 'Fragrant Har...The Brit controlled former colony of 'Fragrant Harbour'? aka Hong Kong had its song or anthem called the Wanchai Lament, Sung By Suzie Wong.<BR/>Goes....<BR/>Me no likee English sailor<BR/>Yankee sailor I adore<BR/>English sailor give me plenty money<BR/>Yankee sailor pay one dollar more<BR/>Yankee sailor call me sweetheart honey<BR/>English sailor call me Hong Kong Bore*<BR/>Yankee sailor stay one night and leave me<BR/>English sailor stay for evermore.<BR/><BR/>You may substitute Bore* for the "W---e" word.Vesthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15390020901033513032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-87024939231651257452008-07-29T17:49:00.000+10:002008-07-29T17:49:00.000+10:00anon re america once being sitting bullland.it has...anon re america once being sitting bullland.it has now changed to america the bullshitting landAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-54698521374060937392008-07-29T15:14:00.000+10:002008-07-29T15:14:00.000+10:00one thing about the Britishthey are good sportsthe...one thing about the British<BR/>they are good sports<BR/><BR/>they take a lotta shit<BR/>as long it dont contain the F-word<BR/><BR/>the parting from India was the most peaceful<BR/><BR/>Mountbatten was given the task<BR/>Jawaharlal Nehru was enamoured with Edwina<BR/><BR/>and he gave in a lott<BR/>but history ie Indians never forgave MK Gandhi for accomodating Jinnah<BR/><BR/>both he and Nehru were aspiring to be PM<BR/><BR/>so MK Gandhi gifted Pakistan to Jinnahtqmcintlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10230158250240886859noreply@blogger.com