tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post5149831946228360477..comments2024-01-11T21:56:10.122+11:00Comments on The Daily Gaggle: Tonight Mac Farlanes Lantern Wax'eth Bright all through the Chilly Autumn NightVesthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15390020901033513032noreply@blogger.comBlogger36125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-34892685770425869282009-05-12T23:08:00.000+10:002009-05-12T23:08:00.000+10:00Jimmy: It is common knowledge that most men in tho...Jimmy: It is common knowledge that most men in those age groups are aware of their sexual capabilities.Vesthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15390020901033513032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-62447740307191221222009-05-12T20:18:00.000+10:002009-05-12T20:18:00.000+10:00FACTS U SHUD NO
The chances of contracting erect...FACTS U SHUD NO<br /><br /><br />The chances of contracting erectile dysfunction goes up substantially with age, increasing significantly above the age of sixty-five-which is rapidly approaching for the baby boomers. <br /><br />Although erectile dysfunction becomes more likely with advancing age, there is certainly no age cutoff for a sexually fulfilling life. <br /><br /><br />Some men enjoy sexual activity even in their eighties and nineties.Jimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14058997155175484280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-59884700053823955502009-05-11T20:58:00.001+10:002009-05-11T20:58:00.001+10:00Publish what u like
delete the rest, VESTPublish what u like<br />delete the rest, VESTJimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14058997155175484280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-17446036377107234302009-05-11T20:58:00.000+10:002009-05-11T20:58:00.000+10:00OSHO and REINCARNATION
Originally I was going to...OSHO and REINCARNATION<br /><br /><br />Originally I was going to make this a post on another thread. I chose to make it a thread of its own for reasons that become evident upon reading Osho’s view on reincarnation. <br /><br />On the 'Reincarnation' thread started by Nanner, 'recoverer' states: <br /><br />"Regarding there being thousands of enlightened people as you claim, I guess this is a possibility if immoral people like Osho are judged to be enlightened, and enlightenment means you have the incomplete and not completely accurate viewpoints that gurus tend to have."__recoverer <br /><br />Osho's "immorality" pales when compared to the immorality that has come in varying moral disguises through the centuries. Osho did not persecute or send millions to their death. Osho did not cast waves of fear over the consciousnesses of other to gain control. Lastly, Osho's views on “gurus” were even more astringent than yours. <br /><br />I am not here to defend Osho, I just want to point out that his contributions are worthy of study. Read the following, if it's "immoral" then I will gladly consider more immoral material whether I assimilate it or not. <br /><br />Desert <br /><br /><br />SOURCEJimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14058997155175484280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-64535383713017684192009-05-11T20:49:00.000+10:002009-05-11T20:49:00.000+10:00OSHOs last TESTAMENT
"My trust in existence is a...OSHOs last TESTAMENT<br /> <br />"My trust in existence is absolute.<br />If there is any truth in what I am saying, it will survive.<br />The people who remain interested in my work will be simply carrying the torch,<br />but not imposing anything on anyone.<br /><br />I will be remain a source of inspiration to my people.<br />And that's what most sannyasins will feel.<br /><br /><br />I want them to grow on their own -<br />qualities like love, around which no church can be created;<br /><br />like awareness, which is nobody's monopoly;<br />like celebration, and maintaining fresh, childlike eyes.<br /><br /><br />I want my people to know themselves,<br />not to be according to someone else.<br />And the way is in."Jimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14058997155175484280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-18399608633998773842009-05-11T20:20:00.000+10:002009-05-11T20:20:00.000+10:00OSHOs Last Testament
"My trust in existence is a...OSHOs Last Testament<br /><br /><br />"My trust in existence is absolute.<br />If there is any truth in what I am saying, it will survive.<br />The people who remain interested in my work will be simply carrying the torch,<br />but not imposing anything on anyone.<br /><br />I will be remain a source of inspiration to my people.<br />And that's what most sannyasins will feel.<br /><br /><br />I want them to grow on their own -<br />qualities like love, around which no church can be created;<br /><br />like awareness, which is nobody's monopoly;<br />like celebration, and maintaining fresh, childlike eyes.<br /><br /><br />I want my people to know themselves,<br />not to be according to someone else.<br />And the way is in."<br /><br /><br /><br /><A HREF="http://www.sakshin.com/Biography-E.html" REL="nofollow">more</A>Jimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14058997155175484280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-6765952968832666652009-05-11T20:06:00.000+10:002009-05-11T20:06:00.000+10:00Sure Buddy
u make it to heaven
I make it with RmSure Buddy<br />u make it to heaven<br />I make it with RmJimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14058997155175484280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-38339946539327484902009-05-11T19:57:00.000+10:002009-05-11T19:57:00.000+10:00Saby: If there is a god or heaven I am sure i'll m...Saby: If there is a god or heaven I am sure i'll make it there sooner than you, you old sinner.Vesthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15390020901033513032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-26400966827324340642009-05-11T19:53:00.000+10:002009-05-11T19:53:00.000+10:00THE PROB WITH ATHEISTS and WHAT TO DO about it
1...THE PROB WITH ATHEISTS and WHAT TO DO about it<br /> <br />1. THEY are too damn COCK Sure<br />Blanket statement: THERE IS NO GOD. period. no ifs and buts.<br /> <br />It is an EGO Prob says OSHO<br /> <br />Saby<br /><br /> <br />On 5/11/09, saby dasouza wrote: <br />I am reading I AM THE GATE by Osho<br />as VRT and VEST, the Britisher wud say<br />it is a bloody good book, if I may say so<br /> <br />take it from me, it is a must read<br />He talks about BODY memories, reqd for Survival<br />and MIND Memories, the garbage which has to be thrown out (along with the damn atheists)<br /> <br />and Kundalini<br />still dont no what it means<br />but it sounds sexy<br /> <br />gotta read more ..<br />Bye<br />Sabysabynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-72290933557206943292009-05-11T14:31:00.000+10:002009-05-11T14:31:00.000+10:00An Aboriginal man in Alice Springs goes to the do...An Aboriginal man in Alice Springs goes to the doctor with a problem - he just can't stop jogging or stand still !<br />'Hey white doctor" says the Blackman. "What ya think is makin' me run all over the place. It's to puckin' hot for dat sh!t."<br />The doctor says " It's got me beat but hey I might have a cure."<br /> <br /> The doctor puts two rows of white powder on his desk and tells the Abo to snort them.<br />The black man does as the doctor asks and immediately stops jogging up and down and stands dead still.<br /> <br /><br />'Puck me drunk it worked. Is that cocaine?' he asks the doctor.<br /><br />'No' the doctor replies. <br /><br /> 'It's Omo washing powder - and its guaranteedChris Bnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-20097781848356144542009-05-11T13:13:00.000+10:002009-05-11T13:13:00.000+10:00Jimmy.I suppose the first 'Jumbo Jet' was as you s...Jimmy.I suppose the first 'Jumbo Jet' was as you say a "Air India Aeroplane Driver in control on a 'Howdah' fitted to a supersonic Elephant.lower deck lawyernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-8069577764363889942009-05-11T12:01:00.000+10:002009-05-11T12:01:00.000+10:00I m in Love
Dont be silly Wally
its not VEST
but...I m in Love<br /><br />Dont be silly Wally<br />its not VEST<br /><br />but u r closeJimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14058997155175484280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-45924537913125086402009-05-11T12:00:00.000+10:002009-05-11T12:00:00.000+10:00Love is in the air
Everywhere I look around�
Love...Love is in the air<br /><br />Everywhere I look around�<br />Love is in the air�<br />Every sight and every sound<br />And I don't know if I'm being foolish�<br />Don't know if I'm being wise�<br />But it's something that I must believe in�<br />And it's there when I look in your eyes<br />�<br />�<br />Love is in the air�<br />In the whisper of the trees�<br />Love is in the air�<br />In the thunder of the sea<br />And I don't know if I'm just dreaming�<br />Don't know if I feel sane�<br />But it's something that I must believe in�<br />And it's there when you call out my name<br />�<br />�<br />Love is in the air�<br />Love is in the air�<br />Oh oh oh�<br />Oh oh oh<br />�<br />�<br />Love is in the air�<br />In the rising of the sun�<br />Love is in the air�<br />When the day is nearly done<br />And I don't know if you're an illusion�<br />Don't know if I see it true�<br />�<br />But you're something that I must believe in�<br />And you're there when I reach out for you<br />�<br />�<br />Love is in the air�<br />Every sight and every sound�<br />And I don't know if I'm being foolish�<br />Don't know if I'm being wise<br />But it's something that I must believe in�<br />�<br />And it's there when I look in your eyesJimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14058997155175484280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-21897604272600536942009-05-11T11:23:00.000+10:002009-05-11T11:23:00.000+10:00Heyyy K
when will u be a mom
so I can wish u
Happ...Heyyy K<br />when will u be a mom<br /><br />so I can wish u<br />Happy moms day<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />VEST tells me<br />u already are<br /><br />and he is responsibleJimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14058997155175484280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-70353057288236014092009-05-11T09:34:00.000+10:002009-05-11T09:34:00.000+10:00Two guys were discussing popular family trends on ...Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage and family values.<br /><br /><br /><br />Stu said: "I didn't sleep with my wife before we were married. Did you?"<br /><br /><br />Leroy replied: "I'm not sure what was her maiden name?"Jimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14058997155175484280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-44453909167164750782009-05-11T08:32:00.000+10:002009-05-11T08:32:00.000+10:00VEST
relax
I aint coming to Austarlaya no more
the...VEST<br />relax<br />I aint coming to Austarlaya no more<br />the love affair is over<br /><br />Now I got 2 more<br />Mayo and K<br /><br /><br />not KeshiJimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14058997155175484280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-12808786784155658342009-05-11T08:29:00.000+10:002009-05-11T08:29:00.000+10:00during the Gulf job market boom
villagers from UP
...during the Gulf job market boom<br />villagers from UP<br />went to Gulf as painters, masons, etc<br /><br /><br />now these buys when they crap<br />they sit on their haunches and crap<br /><br />in the plane<br />they didnt know u have to lift the seat<br /><br />they sat on their haunches and shat on the toilet seat<br /><br />the poor hostess had to clean up every timeJimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14058997155175484280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-13408601586210271782009-05-11T08:24:00.000+10:002009-05-11T08:24:00.000+10:00Air hostess in Air India
get paid a lott too
but ...Air hostess in Air India<br />get paid a lott too<br /><br />but I wudnt want to be an air hostess<br /><br />its a LOUSY jobJimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14058997155175484280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-84789614141299258762009-05-11T08:02:00.000+10:002009-05-11T08:02:00.000+10:00Wally: About as smart as a rickshaw pilot. However...Wally: About as smart as a rickshaw pilot. However, with retro vision I am able to see where the meaning of 'Jumbo Jet' originated from.Vesthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15390020901033513032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-77311307904408842372009-05-11T07:45:00.000+10:002009-05-11T07:45:00.000+10:00Jimmy I liked the bit about the air india aeroplan...Jimmy I liked the bit about the air india aeroplane DRIVER - cool man.Wallynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-30629524388309574062009-05-11T00:23:00.000+10:002009-05-11T00:23:00.000+10:00a rich man bought an expensive painting at an auct...a rich man bought an expensive painting at an auction<br /><br />and he hung it up proudly in his parlor<br />and he had a beautiful wife too<br /><br />but he was Ducking around with other women<br /><br /><br />and a not so rich man Saby<br />wud visit the rich mans home<br /><br />he was in raptures over the canvas<br />and he liked his wife too, a lott<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Both the canvas and Mayo<br />rightfully belong to SabyJimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14058997155175484280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-46606543521876197722009-05-11T00:21:00.000+10:002009-05-11T00:21:00.000+10:00I can se where dat is coming from
I been covering ...I can se where dat is coming from<br />I been covering the Indian Elections o9 on my blog<br /><br /><br />and I been ducking all the Polly ticians<br /><br /><br />I spared no Perty, including Congress<br />but I gott soft sorner for Priyanka<br />and her mom Sonia, the Italian lady<br /><br />who married an Air India aeroplne driver<br /><br />who became PM of India<br />and got killed by the LTTE<br /><br />for entering Sri Lanka with the Indian Army<br /><br /><br />the rest is HIS STORYJimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14058997155175484280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-6982422439486329232009-05-11T00:11:00.000+10:002009-05-11T00:11:00.000+10:00OMG
a Sardarji
hihihihihihiOMG<br />a Sardarji<br /><br /><br />hihihihihihiJimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14058997155175484280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-57071571212830927272009-05-11T00:04:00.000+10:002009-05-11T00:04:00.000+10:00Jimmy: Are you having one of your off moments agai...Jimmy: Are you having one of your off moments again?<br />I have just received an Email from a Indian polititian who suggests people of your ilk should be locked away at sunset.<br />He also quoted I should not give you access to my blog.<br />I replied to this pompous raghead Indian Sikh polly in an ungracious manner intended to offend, so far there has been no reply.Vesthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15390020901033513032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-45358027713375233732009-05-10T23:40:00.000+10:002009-05-10T23:40:00.000+10:00Learning English on Mothers Day
http://ugotafr...Learning English on Mothers Day<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />http://ugotafriend.blogspot.com/2009/05/dailygagglecom-tonight-mac-farlanes.htmlJimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14058997155175484280noreply@blogger.com