tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post2487497811971202202..comments2024-01-11T21:56:10.122+11:00Comments on The Daily Gaggle: Good news from the Hospital plus my SATNAV.Vesthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15390020901033513032noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-65624725031966255302012-09-10T09:00:01.906+10:002012-09-10T09:00:01.906+10:00Pensioner's reply re Coles Supermarket
Didn&... <br />Pensioner's reply re Coles Supermarket <br /><br />Didn't like shopping there anyway. Yesterday I was at my local Cole’s store buying a large bag of Winalot dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog..<br /><br />What did she think I had, an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was <br />starting the Winalot Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn’t, <br />because I ended up in hospital last time, but I'd lost 2 stone before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.<br /><br />I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally <br />complete so it works well and I was going to try it again.<br /> (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was now enthralled with my story.)<br />Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off the kerb to sniff an Irish Setter's arse and a car hit me.<br /><br />I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. I'm now banned from Coles’s. Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of daft things to say.<br /><br /> <br /> <br /> <br />Malcolm.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-17934943336368537722012-09-10T08:40:36.011+10:002012-09-10T08:40:36.011+10:00CA: You may be on the right track, however, nothin...CA: You may be on the right track, however, nothing will be available until the demise of my wife and I and our eldest son. Also we are doing our best to spend it before we depart. <br /> Methinks that a groveling speedy recovery message from a hopeful inheritance hunter would be total waste of time.<br />Such messages in future would be No Reply and for info only.Vesthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15390020901033513032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-36421674555810910522012-09-10T07:36:54.818+10:002012-09-10T07:36:54.818+10:00Lack of response to this post could be indicative ...Lack of response to this post could be indicative of your disappointed young relatives having to wait longer for any expected windfall. <br />Greedy little monsters.C A, USA.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-5371575740625381222012-09-08T09:30:20.971+10:002012-09-08T09:30:20.971+10:00Wonderful news on the cancer!
Mr. Fly has recentl...Wonderful news on the cancer! <br />Mr. Fly has recently had the all clear in his...and for him too it was a case of let joy be unconfined!Doris Ward.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-72522025660779714792012-09-07T19:31:03.626+10:002012-09-07T19:31:03.626+10:00Malcolm: thinking aloud you could be right, sorry ...Malcolm: thinking aloud you could be right, sorry June.<br />Mind you it could be worse with Mrs Bucket.Vesthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15390020901033513032noreply@blogger.com