tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post20821526154121917..comments2024-01-11T21:56:10.122+11:00Comments on The Daily Gaggle: Snail Mail is becoming SlowerVesthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15390020901033513032noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-70629993257554833482009-03-23T14:39:00.000+11:002009-03-23T14:39:00.000+11:00This is fair dinkum sport. An Aboriginal man in ...This is fair dinkum sport.<BR/><BR/> <BR/>An Aboriginal man in Alice Springs goes to the doctor with a problem - he just can't stop jogging or stand still ! <BR/><BR/>‘Hey white doctor” says the Blackman. “What ya think is makin’ me run all over the place. It's too puckin’ hot for dat shit.” <BR/>The doctor says ” It's got me beat but hey I might have a cure.” <BR/> The doctor puts two rows of white powder on his desk and tells the Abo to snort them. <BR/>The black man does as the doctor asks and immediately stops jogging up and down and stands dead still. <BR/>'Puck me drunk it worked. Is that cocaine?' he asks the doctor. <BR/>'No' the doctor replies. 'It's Omo - guaranteed to stop coloureds from running.' !!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-37588987818914232562009-03-21T09:18:00.000+11:002009-03-21T09:18:00.000+11:00Jimmy: What do I have to apologize for, I have alw...Jimmy: What do I have to apologize for, I have always been pleasant to you. Puggs is the Guy you need to chase up, the queer RFA cook who frequented with transvestites in Bugis Street Singapore, he gave you plenty when I sent him on a mission to Mumbai to remove your testimonials, but was appeased by your offering him cheap sex such as 60 year old Bombay bikes at 10 annas a bonk.<BR/>Sorry sport, but R M and I are conditioned to believe each other unconditionally, even in the pure light of day. KMA.Vesthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15390020901033513032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-57347489740691084192009-03-20T13:31:00.001+11:002009-03-20T13:31:00.001+11:00and if u apologize nowI wont tell Rm moreand if u apologize now<BR/>I wont tell Rm moreJimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14058997155175484280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-47797602753161093422009-03-20T13:31:00.000+11:002009-03-20T13:31:00.000+11:00Oh Lordyour memory is failingits part of ageing I ...Oh Lord<BR/>your memory is failing<BR/><BR/><BR/>its part of ageing I suppose<BR/>I too forget things<BR/><BR/>like looking for my specs<BR/>when it is on my nose<BR/><BR/>but I can never forget the time u sent your hordes of hit men to get me<BR/><BR/>they called me names<BR/>shit stain and worse<BR/><BR/>and u tot I was the boy at Wankhede Stadium serving u Britishers chai<BR/><BR/>and getting u local girls at a priceJimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14058997155175484280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-1584060228132049802009-03-20T12:42:00.000+11:002009-03-20T12:42:00.000+11:00Jimmy; Snail mail inward plenty, Outgoing mainly f...Jimmy; Snail mail inward plenty, Outgoing mainly formal greeting cards and officialdom.<BR/><BR/>Took to fists with you! In your dreams mate. Got the wrong guy.<BR/>Wouldn't enamour myself with the likes of the local bikes you fell for. Also it is unnecessary to inform readers that you are whacking your willy wonker, it has been common knowledge for ages.Vesthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15390020901033513032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-1530970728454329882009-03-20T11:39:00.000+11:002009-03-20T11:39:00.000+11:00Oooooops I 4gotRm and your brats read your blogdoe...Oooooops <BR/>I 4got<BR/><BR/>Rm and your brats read your blog<BR/>does it matter?<BR/><BR/><BR/>u only live onceJimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14058997155175484280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-75771601519062104972009-03-20T11:36:00.000+11:002009-03-20T11:36:00.000+11:00The good times are here againKaren is back with a ...The good times are here again<BR/><BR/><BR/>Karen is back with a bang<BR/>at her old site wackocrazy<BR/><BR/>she got me wacking again<BR/>where is Michelle and PUGS?<BR/><BR/><BR/>remember the time?<BR/>we took to fists over Karen<BR/>or was it Michelle?<BR/><BR/><BR/>rumor says they got hitched<BR/>hope it aint true<BR/><BR/>I still have the hottz 4her<BR/>how about u?Jimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14058997155175484280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-86836150301822118812009-03-20T11:32:00.001+11:002009-03-20T11:32:00.001+11:00she has the hottz 4meshe has the hottz 4meJimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14058997155175484280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-53632552607931883362009-03-20T11:32:00.000+11:002009-03-20T11:32:00.000+11:00cheapskateu still use snail mail?every body has la...cheapskate<BR/>u still use snail mail?<BR/><BR/><BR/>every body has latched on to HOTT mail<BR/><BR/>even AJimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14058997155175484280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-21053044982706192242009-03-19T20:27:00.000+11:002009-03-19T20:27:00.000+11:00We still have Saturday delivery here in N.Z. but n...We still have Saturday delivery here in N.Z. but not sure for how much longer. About all I get in the post these days is (unwelcome) bills. The slower they arrive, the better. Lol!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com