tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post1718730108238672798..comments2024-01-11T21:56:10.122+11:00Comments on The Daily Gaggle: Royal Wedding plus other history.Vesthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15390020901033513032noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-43094263486026256282012-11-21T08:01:36.148+11:002012-11-21T08:01:36.148+11:00Liverpool and its surrounding areas are the breedi...Liverpool and its surrounding areas are the breeding grounds for crime in NSW Australia. <br />Non A/S ethnic groups in this area share a ratio of three times greater than other areas of NSW.Lower deck lawyer.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-42022828902277596242012-11-21T07:14:50.888+11:002012-11-21T07:14:50.888+11:00No comments yet but here is the joke of the week s...No comments yet but here is the joke of the week sent in by my Nephew Malcolm.<br /><br /> <br />The Liverpool manager flies to Kabul to watch a young Afghani play football. He is suitably impressed and arranges for the player to come over.<br /><br />Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down to Chelsea with only 20 minutes left. The manager gives the young Afghani striker the nod, and on he goes.<br /><br />The lad is a sensation. He scores 5 goals in 20 minutes and wins the game for Liverpool. The fans are delighted, the players and the coach are delighted and the media love the new star.<br /><br />When the player comes off the pitch he phones his mum to tell her about his first day in English football.<br /><br />'Hello mum, guess what?' he says 'I played for 20 minutes today, we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me.'<br /><br />'Wonderful,' says his mum, 'Let me tell you about my day …<br /> <br />Your father got shot in the street, your sister and I were ambushed and assaulted, your brother has joined a gang of looters and all while you tell me that you were having a great time.'<br /><br />The young lad is very upset. 'What can I say mum, but I'm really sorry.' <br /> <br />'Sorry?!!! Sorry?!!!' says his mum, 'It's your bloody fault we came to Liverpool in the first place!' <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />Vesthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15390020901033513032noreply@blogger.com