tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post1473699108403133217..comments2024-01-11T21:56:10.122+11:00Comments on The Daily Gaggle: NEIGHBOURS. What are your 's like?Vesthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15390020901033513032noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-9439519545013034742010-02-16T17:48:20.555+11:002010-02-16T17:48:20.555+11:00we will work 24x7 no hoildays
no coffee breaks
an...we will work 24x7 no hoildays<br />no coffee breaks<br /><br />and we wont spend the money so easily<br /><br />in INDIA we dont have many pay toilets<br /><br />no indians will spend to take a pee or crap<br /><br />we do it on the streets hereJimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14058997155175484280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-5252057497833934922010-02-16T17:46:16.222+11:002010-02-16T17:46:16.222+11:00its funny
dis intolerance to others
Mukesh and An...its funny<br />dis intolerance to others<br /><br />Mukesh and Anil Ambani are not Christians<br /><br />they are Hindus with many Gods and Goddesses<br /><br />the most popular with the rich and the poor too is LAKSHMI<br /><br />Lakshmi ke liye kucch bhi karega hum logJimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14058997155175484280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-73210796118304366162010-02-16T16:05:00.805+11:002010-02-16T16:05:00.805+11:00Brrrrrrrrr
now I am scared
but dis is normally do...Brrrrrrrrr<br />now I am scared<br /><br />but dis is normally done to EVIL ppl<br />I aint oneJimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14058997155175484280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-620714810825083442010-02-16T09:53:36.671+11:002010-02-16T09:53:36.671+11:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.kay.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-41906572347996485612010-02-16T09:26:39.910+11:002010-02-16T09:26:39.910+11:00With added humor- I like that.With added humor- I like that.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-63222932176361379902010-02-15T15:36:40.753+11:002010-02-15T15:36:40.753+11:00is it WALLY here?is it WALLY here?Jimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14058997155175484280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-91284895424590276752010-02-15T15:36:16.178+11:002010-02-15T15:36:16.178+11:00The Colonoscopy
All the organs of the body wer...The Colonoscopy <br /><br />All the organs of the body were having a meeting,<br />Trying to decide who was the one in charge.<br /><br />"I should be in charge," said the brain, <br />"Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."<br /><br /><br />"I should be in charge," said the blood ,<br />"because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."<br /><br /><br /><br />"I should be in charge," said the stomach ,<br />"because I process food and give all of you energy." <br /><br /><br />"I should be in charge," said the legs,<br />"because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."<br /><br /><br />"I should be in charge," said the eyes,<br />"Because I allow the body to see where it goes."<br /><br /><br />"I should be in charge," said the rectum,<br />"Because I'm responsible for waste removal."<br /><br /><br />All the other body parts laughed at the rectum<br />And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.<br />Within a few days,<br />The brain had a terrible headache,<br />The stomach was bloated,<br />The legs got wobbly,<br />The eyes got watery,<br />And the blood was toxic.<br />They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.<br />The Moral of the story?<br />The arse hole is usually the one in charge!<br />If you don't send this to at least three people.....who gives a shitJimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14058997155175484280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-10893547468228631102010-02-15T09:56:10.773+11:002010-02-15T09:56:10.773+11:00Hello Uncle Les
Hope you and Rosemary come throu...Hello Uncle Les<br /> <br />Hope you and Rosemary come through with flying colours after all your tests as you are both very special. Thinking of you and speak soon.<br /> <br />Lots of love Jane xxxxxxxxxxJane,Stoke's-Honour.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-73726110892169620392010-02-15T09:47:52.945+11:002010-02-15T09:47:52.945+11:00Muslim leader in Buffalo loses his mind, wife lose...Muslim leader in Buffalo loses his mind, wife loses her head.<br /><br />In one of the strangest ironies yet, the founder of the Bridges TV network that was formed to improve the image of Muslim-Americans in the United States was just arrested for beheading his wife.<br /><br />Muzzammil Hassan, a prominent Buffalo, New York area businessman, is charged with second-degree murder for beheading wife Aasiya Z. Hassan at his company’s office on Thursday.<br /><br />Will this tragic story get much airplay on the mainstream media? Probably not. The media in this country doesn’t like to report any news that puts a Muslim in bad light. <br /><br />We just have one question: he beheaded his wife and was only charged with second degree murder? What the hell do you have to do to get charged with first degree murder in Buffalo?<br /><br />Tagged as: Aasiya Hassan, beheadingAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-30996931909150039372010-02-14T16:54:37.434+11:002010-02-14T16:54:37.434+11:00Not the real Ernie, wow. Listen sport while you ar...Not the real Ernie, wow. Listen sport while you are testing your neighbours bed springs, Gordon the baker will be delivering two hot crossbuns and nice crispy bread/stick to your missus.Amy Swansea.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-4298042571112034232010-02-14T16:43:02.965+11:002010-02-14T16:43:02.965+11:00I deliver free milk to my next door neighbor, she&...I deliver free milk to my next door neighbor, she's a divorcee and very poor ialso help her fixing things in her house.Erniehttp://www.ernie.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-52839192982522573272010-02-14T16:31:51.352+11:002010-02-14T16:31:51.352+11:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.ugly drakehttp://www.uglydrake.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-72353790183815752832010-02-14T12:35:52.795+11:002010-02-14T12:35:52.795+11:00So that is what you were up to last night when I l...So that is what you were up to last night when I left you to play the pokies and chat up a new male acquaintance.Rosemaryhttp://www.rosemary.dailygaggle.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-73155395271041373682010-02-14T08:46:41.794+11:002010-02-14T08:46:41.794+11:00Rosemary and I enjoyed our visit to the club last ...Rosemary and I enjoyed our visit to the club last night. Good music and pleasing company.<br />Prior to my hop on the dance floor a unknown person (female) asked why wasn't I dancing, I replied I was over sixty, she replied,<br />"There is an old guy out there dancing who is nearly seventy".<br />"Really" I replied. I then took up her offer to dance ( pity it wasn't ballroom stuff)however, she was quite good looking for forty? and capable of making the midship wicket tingle. I then asked if she would dance with me on my fourth Twenty first birthday in July. "Yeah why not" she replied.<br />Being blonde, I doubt if the penny dropped.Vesthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15390020901033513032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-42901916329479571422010-02-14T08:12:52.130+11:002010-02-14T08:12:52.130+11:00Wally: Thank you. Also a big kiss for your Mum on ...Wally: Thank you. Also a big kiss for your Mum on this St Valentines Day.<br /><br />Gordon: I get your point. However, it is very wicked of you to think along those lines.<br /><br />Just thinking er, wouldn't it be more annoying if you hammered a spike in both steering tyres at the front.Vesthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15390020901033513032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-88070009741573678572010-02-13T19:09:17.155+11:002010-02-13T19:09:17.155+11:00The best way to make them leave is to deflate ther...The best way to make them leave is to deflate there tires, two at a time near the load end, they only carry one spare. after a second let down they soon get the message.Gordon. the baker.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-2730912216610282092010-02-13T18:53:49.173+11:002010-02-13T18:53:49.173+11:00You are my hero Mr vest and Mum sends her love.You are my hero Mr vest and Mum sends her love.WALLYnoreply@blogger.com