tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post758564259963710351..comments2024-01-11T21:56:10.122+11:00Comments on The Daily Gaggle: SHIT SHIT SHIT. The Word Shit will be considerd an accepted expression on this blog, provided it is only used under dire circumstancesVesthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15390020901033513032noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-80441815076990056522008-02-13T14:12:00.000+11:002008-02-13T14:12:00.000+11:00Oh, so that's how SHIT happens!Oh, so that's how SHIT happens!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-89232913629475689312008-02-13T12:06:00.000+11:002008-02-13T12:06:00.000+11:00i wud like to feel RMs agei wud like to feel RMs ageAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-60243107968876831782008-02-13T12:01:00.000+11:002008-02-13T12:01:00.000+11:00New post soon, yes I have had an accident.New post soon, yes I have had an accident.Vesthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15390020901033513032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-77779375440354851082008-02-13T11:51:00.000+11:002008-02-13T11:51:00.000+11:00It seems you have had an accident vesty...What hap...It seems you have had an accident vesty...What happened?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-83055753499795892082008-02-13T11:44:00.000+11:002008-02-13T11:44:00.000+11:00hi jimmy boy- so india must be full of poo.....hey...hi jimmy boy- so india must be full of poo.....hey mr vest are you okAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-66055821459726264042008-02-13T09:07:00.000+11:002008-02-13T09:07:00.000+11:00Jim : It had to be you to overstep the level of de...Jim : It had to be you to overstep the level of decency, or is your B P showing once more. your comment deleted, have a nice day.Vesthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15390020901033513032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-74595613649766116152008-02-13T08:57:00.000+11:002008-02-13T08:57:00.000+11:00Subject: Fw: Facelift. A woman decides to have a f...Subject: Fw: Facelift. <BR/><BR/>A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday <BR/><BR/>She spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results. <BR/><BR/>On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. <BR/>Before leaving, she says to the clerk, 'I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?' <BR/><BR/>'About 32,' is the reply. <BR/><BR/>A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question. <BR/><BR/>The girl replies, 'I'd guess about 29.' <BR/><BR/>The woman replies with a big smile, 'Nope, I'm 50.' <BR/><BR/>Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning question. <BR/><BR/>The clerk responds, 'Oh, I'd say 30.' <BR/>Again she proudly responds, 'I'm 50, but thank you!' <BR/><BR/>While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question. <BR/><BR/>He replies,'I'm 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was young, there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a woman was. <BR/><BR/>It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra. Then, and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are.' <BR/><BR/>They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the best of her. She finally blurts out, 'What the hell, go ahead.' <BR/><BR/>He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each breast and he gently pinches each nipple. He pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each other. <BR/><BR/>After a couple of minutes of this, she says, 'Okay, okay...How old am I?' <BR/><BR/>He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says, ' Ma dam, you are 50.' <BR/><BR/>Stunned and amazed, the woman says, 'That was incredible, how could you tell?' <BR/><BR/>The old man says, 'Promise you won't get mad?' <BR/><BR/>'I promise I won't,' she says. <BR/><BR/>'I was behind you in McDonald's.'Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-48311006440171939052008-02-13T08:27:00.000+11:002008-02-13T08:27:00.000+11:00Methane Gas is the predominant Green House Gas aft...Methane Gas is the predominant Green House Gas after water vapour<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>u must thank God for the billion Indians who shit and dont flush their shit<BR/><BR/>if not for GHG this earth wud turn into ice landsJimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09793792829148051260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-50894420659203226592008-02-13T08:23:00.000+11:002008-02-13T08:23:00.000+11:00VESTin india in the villageswe dont flush our toil...VEST<BR/><BR/>in india in the villages<BR/>we dont flush our toilet down<BR/><BR/>the shit is collected in pits to generate Methane Gas for cooking and lighting purposes<BR/><BR/>it is called the Gobar (shit) gas plantJimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09793792829148051260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-8566199239535317142008-02-13T08:20:00.000+11:002008-02-13T08:20:00.000+11:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Jimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09793792829148051260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-59359719225916522072008-02-13T07:50:00.000+11:002008-02-13T07:50:00.000+11:00Vesty old pal,I note that a sinister message is im...Vesty old pal,I note that a sinister message is imminent, nothing too serious I hope.Mike.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com