tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post521838632312519121..comments2024-01-11T21:56:10.122+11:00Comments on The Daily Gaggle: Reply to Anonymous Abdul Towel head from W U Bloggers CairoVesthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15390020901033513032noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-44692865075632860972011-06-21T02:55:51.734+10:002011-06-21T02:55:51.734+10:00AUSTRALIAN LOVE STORY
...AUSTRALIAN LOVE STORY <br /> <br /> Bruce lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death,<br /> he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite pumpkin scones wafting up the stairs. <br /> <br /> He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed.<br /> <br /> Leaning on the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom,<br /> and with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands,<br /> he crawled downstairs. <br /> <br /> With laboured breath, he leaned against the door-frame, gazing into the kitchen. <br /> <br /> Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven,<br /> for there, spread out upon the kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favourite scones. <br /> <br /> Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of love from his devoted wife Jane of sixty years, <br /> seeing to it that he left this world a happy man? <br /> <br /> Mustering one great final effort, Bruce threw himself towards the table,<br /> landing on his knees in rumpled posture.<br /> His aged and withered hand trembled towards a scone at the edge of the table, <br /> when it was suddenly smacked by his wife with a wooden spoon.<br /> <br /> "Bugger off!" she said, <br /> "They're for the funeral”Jimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14058997155175484280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-48042963550447291022011-06-16T12:38:39.532+10:002011-06-16T12:38:39.532+10:00Dare I wonder who posted the previous comment, Is ...Dare I wonder who posted the previous comment, Is it really you <br />Bollocky F ?Vesthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15390020901033513032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-84319855363209697822011-06-16T12:22:03.481+10:002011-06-16T12:22:03.481+10:00Scientology, nothing else but a heap of bollocks.Scientology, nothing else but a heap of bollocks.Flautist.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-40075201886428542292011-06-15T12:34:34.209+10:002011-06-15T12:34:34.209+10:00If you need people to be convinced of your cause, ...If you need people to be convinced of your cause, it helps to have a charismatic representative like Jimmy Bakker(jailed for fraud)or a Bomb chucking-loud mouthed Ian Paisley, or would you go for the Mega dollar earning Billy Graham.<br />Unfortunately,as is often the case,it's a fine line between charisma and the Skipper of the U/S Flog yer plonker.<br />Take Scientology for example, here's a religion that has extraterrestrial beings,silent childbirth and a relatively casual attitude to mental illness as part of it's basic manifesto written by 'Old mother Hubbard' R L himself.<br />No problem get some celebs on board to let people know that Scientology is mega-awesome and they will come in wallet-waving droves,. That is,as long as people don't mind the occasionally-raving Tom Cruise spruiking their wares, a<br />man I wouldn't trust to flog me oxygen without unnecessary hyperbole.Vesthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15390020901033513032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-39451260818386356612011-06-14T11:26:36.326+10:002011-06-14T11:26:36.326+10:00Lies also lie in wait within the unspoken word. Mi...Lies also lie in wait within the unspoken word. Mike.Lower deck lawyer.noreply@blogger.com