tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post4990975345186280691..comments2024-01-11T21:56:10.122+11:00Comments on The Daily Gaggle: Public Exposure for "Cheating, two timer" as 200 posters of his bottom appear in hometownVesthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15390020901033513032noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-37715678709313289312008-06-01T15:30:00.000+10:002008-06-01T15:30:00.000+10:00To achieve great things we must live as though we ...To achieve great things we must live as though we were never going to die.Vesthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15390020901033513032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-16886026455330351732008-05-29T21:57:00.000+10:002008-05-29T21:57:00.000+10:00A.A.A.D.D heheheheI am not there yetbut I will get...A.A.A.D.D <BR/>hehehehe<BR/><BR/>I am not there yet<BR/>but I will get there soon ChristineAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-28061614383216279132008-05-29T19:16:00.000+10:002008-05-29T19:16:00.000+10:00--------------------------------------------------...--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<BR/><BR/>.<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>NOW I FEEL BETTER I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE! <BR/><BR/> <BR/><BR/>Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder.<BR/>Somehow I feel better, even though I have it!!<BR/>Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D - <BR/>Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder& lt; BR> <BR/> <BR/>This is how it manifests:<BR/><BR/>I decide to water my garden.<BR/><BR/>As I turn on the hose in the driveway,<BR/>I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.<BR/><BR/>As I start toward the garage,<BR/>I notice mail on the porch table that <BR/>I brought up from the mail box earlier.<BR/><BR/>I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.<BR/><BR/>I lay my car keys on the table,<BR/>put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full.<BR/><BR/>So, I decide to put the bills back<BR/>on the table and take out the garbage first.<BR/><BR/>But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway,I may as well pay the bills first.<BR/><BR/>I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only one check left.<BR/><BR/>My extra checks are in my desk in the study,so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Coke I'd been drinking.<BR/><BR/>I'm going to look for my checks,<BR/>but first I need to push the Coke aside<BR/>so that I don't accidentally knock it over.<BR/><BR/>The Coke is getting warm,and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.<BR/><BR/>As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke,<BR/>a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need water.<BR/><BR/>I put the Coke on the counter and discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning.<BR/><BR/>I decide I better put them back on my desk,<BR/>but first I'm going to water the flowers.<BR/><BR/>I set the glasses back down on the counter,<BR/>fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote.<BR/>Someone left it on the kitchen table.<BR/><BR/>I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I'll be looking for the remote,but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table,so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs,but first I'll water the flowers.<BR/><BR/>I pour some water in the flowers,<BR/>but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.<BR/><BR/>So, I set the remote back on the table,<BR/>get some towels and wipe up the spill.<BR/><BR/>Then, I head down the hall trying to <BR/>remember what I was planning to do.<BR/><BR/>At the end of the day:<BR/><BR/>the car isn't washed<BR/><BR/>the bills aren't paid<BR/><BR/>there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter<BR/><BR/>the flowers don't have en ough water,<BR/><BR/>there is still only 1 check in my check book,<BR/><BR/>I can't find the remote,<BR/><BR/>I can't find my glasses,<BR/><BR/>and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.<BR/><BR/>Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all damn day, and I'm really tired.<BR/><BR/>I realize this is a serious problem,and I'll try to get some help for it,but first I'll check my e-mail....<BR/><BR/>Do me a favor.<BR/>Forward this message to everyone you know,because I don't remember who the heck I've sent it to.<BR/><BR/>Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-32046579060043240282008-05-29T16:53:00.000+10:002008-05-29T16:53:00.000+10:00Uncle Diago has a son WilliamWilliam is on a wheel...Uncle Diago has a son William<BR/>William is on a wheel chair<BR/><BR/>its kind of funny<BR/>Diago walks on his own legs<BR/><BR/>that man up there in the sky<BR/>has a weird sense of humorAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-69169677032535388922008-05-29T16:50:00.000+10:002008-05-29T16:50:00.000+10:00really don't know what to say.. I lost someone ver...really don't know what to say.. <BR/>I lost someone very precious last year on 31st May.. Each day I wish I get to see him for just one moment.hug him n say I love u..<BR/><BR/><BR/>FUCK<BR/>u old fart<BR/>I love u<BR/><BR/>but I'll be damned if i am going to hugg u<BR/><BR/>Now if ur talking about Rm ....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-29409384158749715912008-05-29T15:25:00.000+10:002008-05-29T15:25:00.000+10:00my uncle Diago who is 100 plusis keeping good heal...my uncle Diago who is 100 plus<BR/>is keeping good health<BR/><BR/>but he is a sad man now<BR/><BR/>he owns property worth over Rs 5 crores<BR/><BR/>his sons and daughters in law are fighting for their sharesAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-47095283824104240692008-05-29T14:30:00.000+10:002008-05-29T14:30:00.000+10:00Courage Vestu will be OKnever worry about the futu...Courage Vest<BR/>u will be OK<BR/><BR/>never worry about the future<BR/>enjoy the present<BR/><BR/>but any fingering u want to do<BR/>do it NOW<BR/><BR/>never make plans for the future<BR/>but if u do <BR/>say INSHA ALLAH<BR/><BR/>so VEST<BR/>r u guys coming to GOA or not?<BR/><BR/>lastly,<BR/>QUE SERA Sera<BR/><BR/>we all have a destiny<BR/>u cant change that<BR/><BR/>God gimme the serenity to accept the things I cannot change<BR/><BR/>the courage, to ... blah blah blah<BR/><BR/>I am sure u heard this prayer<BR/>even though u r an atheistAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-30007533271763498272008-05-29T11:27:00.000+10:002008-05-29T11:27:00.000+10:00take a tip from K, Vestif u want guys to visit uu ...take a tip from K, Vest<BR/>if u want guys to visit u<BR/><BR/>u have to get off your fat ass<BR/>and visit Jim, etcAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-56122141276899367372008-05-29T11:20:00.000+10:002008-05-29T11:20:00.000+10:00I wud never scorn AmyI wud never scorn AmyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-59274749713504297942008-05-28T20:44:00.000+10:002008-05-28T20:44:00.000+10:00It is sometimes said that, a mans beauty is the sw...It is sometimes said that, a mans beauty is the sweetness of his tongue. That is the reason why we have two ears and only one mouth so we may listen more and talk less.<BR/>It is rare for a man to get his nose busted for listening. Vest.Vesthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15390020901033513032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-41216920366439191072008-05-28T20:31:00.000+10:002008-05-28T20:31:00.000+10:00Many a sailors life has been wrecked by a Permanen...Many a sailors life has been wrecked by a Permanent Wave.<BR/><BR/>My favourite saying is "when you have nothing to say, say nothing".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-8990760449897537272008-05-28T20:13:00.000+10:002008-05-28T20:13:00.000+10:00Within the code of ethics for mariners, it states....Within the code of ethics for mariners, it states.<BR/><BR/>"Do Right and fear no man"<BR/>"Dont Write and fear no woman".Vesthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15390020901033513032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-33685016011721942862008-05-28T20:06:00.000+10:002008-05-28T20:06:00.000+10:00Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-88882757854969726302008-05-28T16:53:00.000+10:002008-05-28T16:53:00.000+10:00Hey VESTI haven't been in the best of my moods lat...Hey VEST<BR/>I haven't been in the best of my moods lately. Hence the bumper-to-bumper speed in my blog right now. Somehow I feel drained.<BR/><BR/> Too much cluttter, too much work, a long charge-scroll, too many sleepless nights. I'm zapped Rosemary. <BR/><BR/>I guess I just need some time off.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-59329655715495288632008-05-28T15:12:00.000+10:002008-05-28T15:12:00.000+10:00RosemaryI never realized the amount of work a hous...Rosemary<BR/>I never realized the amount of work a housewife does<BR/><BR/>Now that Maria cant do it<BR/><BR/>we have to do it<BR/>Maria has Parkinsons<BR/>and cant move<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>Tony is at a loss more than any one<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>he does not even know how to change a light bulb<BR/><BR/>operate the washing machine<BR/><BR/>the micro wave<BR/><BR/>fry an egg<BR/><BR/>make coffee<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>He will learn now<BR/><BR/>God works in mysterious ways<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>Praise the LordJimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09793792829148051260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-79319312551605866482008-05-28T09:09:00.000+10:002008-05-28T09:09:00.000+10:00Mediocrity can talk; but it is for genius to obser...Mediocrity can talk; but it is for genius to observe.<BR/><BR/>More quotes from Benjamin "Dizzy" Disraeli <BR/>QuoteWorldAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-66370103123277944372008-05-28T08:45:00.000+10:002008-05-28T08:45:00.000+10:00A long way from homeA long way from homeSometimes ...A long way from home<BR/>A long way from home<BR/>Sometimes I feel like a motherless child<BR/>Sometimes I feel like a motherless child<BR/>Sometimes I feel like a motherless child<BR/>A long way from home<BR/>A long way from homeJimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09793792829148051260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-27248243203507266782008-05-28T07:19:00.000+10:002008-05-28T07:19:00.000+10:00God help the manwho is caught cheating by his wife...God help the man<BR/>who is caught cheating by his wife<BR/><BR/>wud Rm do the same?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com