tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post3349028377680013602..comments2024-01-11T21:56:10.122+11:00Comments on The Daily Gaggle: Our New Lawn Mower is a Catholic.Vesthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15390020901033513032noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-9099878853149992302008-05-11T11:55:00.000+10:002008-05-11T11:55:00.000+10:00Those ladies who are not yet Mothers and want to...Those ladies who are not yet Mothers and want to be<BR/><BR/><BR/>call meAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-35160952236910441022008-05-11T11:53:00.001+10:002008-05-11T11:53:00.001+10:00There was a blonde driving down the road one day. ...There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight.<BR/><BR/>The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, "What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-75918941654375218682008-05-11T11:53:00.000+10:002008-05-11T11:53:00.000+10:00Thanks all of you nice people who have commented h...Thanks all of you nice people who have commented here on this post, particularly the ladies xxxxx. unfortunately I have been kept busy elsewhere and my blogging time restricted.<BR/>Anon continues with his dodgy ditties, and Amy's Dad 'Kick Starts' a Lawn Mower.<BR/>And for all you mothers out in blogspace have a loving 'Mothers Day'.Those ladies who are not yet Mothers - have fun while you can.x.Vesthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15390020901033513032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-77680733221557358732008-05-11T11:22:00.000+10:002008-05-11T11:22:00.000+10:00About the most originality that any writer can hop...About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment.<BR/><BR/>More quotes from Josh Billingstqmcintlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10230158250240886859noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-11799547729865019612008-05-10T13:52:00.000+10:002008-05-10T13:52:00.000+10:00Happy Mothers day Rosemary!Our lawn mower must be ...Happy Mothers day Rosemary!<BR/><BR/>Our lawn mower must be C of E or Protestant. Like it protests for while before dad starts it, Iv'e seen him kick it a few times too.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-87698905871626478562008-05-10T11:20:00.000+10:002008-05-10T11:20:00.000+10:00Happy lovers day RosemaryHappy lovers day RosemaryAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-91781401704929146082008-05-10T11:18:00.000+10:002008-05-10T11:18:00.000+10:00What's the difference between anxiety and panic?- ...What's the difference between anxiety and panic?<BR/><BR/>- anxiety is the first time a man can't get it up the second time.<BR/><BR/><BR/>- panic is the second time he can't get it up the first time.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-44952340423358059712008-05-09T21:00:00.000+10:002008-05-09T21:00:00.000+10:00Vesty hey Happy MUMS Day to Rosemary!Keshi.Vesty hey Happy MUMS Day to Rosemary!<BR/><BR/>Keshi.Keshihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17147250771662427208noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-45154003879642248482008-05-09T15:20:00.000+10:002008-05-09T15:20:00.000+10:00u seem to be a nice blokeI am sorry for your condi...u seem to be a nice bloke<BR/>I am sorry for your condition<BR/><BR/>you raised my ego if nothing elseMariahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01897919173748058449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-3478698646501041602008-05-09T15:02:00.000+10:002008-05-09T15:02:00.000+10:00friends, The highly-endangered Olive Ridley Turtle...friends, <BR/><BR/>The highly-endangered Olive Ridley Turtles visit India's East Coast every year to mate and lay eggs, and six weeks later their newborn babies make their way back into the sea. Orissa is one of the last places left on the planet where these turtles come together after swimming thousands of miles, from places as far away as Australia and the Philippines. <BR/><BR/>The species is fragile, it needs protection, it has nowhere else to turn to. If it dies, it takes an entire fragile ecosystem along with it. <BR/><BR/>But someone's already involved in pushing the remaining Olive Ridleys into extinction. If you've ever taken a taxi, made a phone call, sipped a cup of tea, stayed in a five-star hotel, or worn a wristwatch, chances are you've already met the culprit. <BR/><BR/>It's the Tatas. They're about to build a huge port in Dhamra, close to the turtles' sensitive breeding area, even though alternative sites exist. Greenpeace believes they can be stopped. <BR/><BR/>The great thing about the Tatas, you see, is that they listen to their customers (that's you) because you make them who they are. That's why we're not asking you to boycott them, we're asking you to make them better. <BR/><BR/>Ratan Tata has already promised that he won't build the port if there's any evidence of turtles in the area. Greenpeace has given him that proof, but he won't listen to us. <BR/><BR/>Maybe he'll listen to you. And turn the Tatas into the caring and nurturing corporate family that they profess to be. <BR/><BR/>To make sure Ratan hears you loud and clear, simply click here to send him an email. <BR/><BR/>On behalf of the planet's last Olive Ridley Turtles, <BR/><BR/> <BR/>Ashish Fernandes<BR/>Oceans Campaigner, Greenpeace IndiaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-35923669325699781012008-05-09T02:01:00.000+10:002008-05-09T02:01:00.000+10:00K has allowed annony mouse commentsI am having fun...K has allowed annony mouse comments<BR/>I am having funnAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-57557797265655769402008-05-08T13:04:00.000+10:002008-05-08T13:04:00.000+10:00****There she stood in the doorway; I heard the mi...****There she stood in the doorway; <BR/>I heard the mission bell <BR/>And I was thinking to myself, <BR/><BR/>'This could be Heaven or this could be Hell' <BR/><BR/>Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way <BR/>There were voices down the corridor, <BR/>I thought I heard them say... <BR/><BR/><BR/>Welcome to k's paradise,<BR/>such a lovely place such a lovely place such a lovely face..***Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-83735113653635873092008-05-08T09:39:00.000+10:002008-05-08T09:39:00.000+10:00Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother a...Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, “Mom, what are those things on your chest?” <BR/><BR/>Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten. <BR/><BR/>Johnny didn’t forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, “Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she’ll float to heaven.” <BR/><BR/>Johnny thinks that’s neat and asks no more questions. A few weeks later, Johnny’s dad comes home from work a few hours early. <BR/><BR/>Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, “Daddy! Daddy! Mommy’s dying!” <BR/><BR/>His father says, “Calm down, son! Why do you think Mommy’s dying?” <BR/><BR/>“Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommy’s balloons and she’s screaming, ‘Oh God, I’m coming!’”Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-54248282102773237432008-05-08T01:04:00.000+10:002008-05-08T01:04:00.000+10:00a catlik lawn mowerhehehea catlik lawn mower<BR/>heheheJimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09793792829148051260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-25865759203421278592008-05-08T01:02:00.000+10:002008-05-08T01:02:00.000+10:00In India the average life span is 55 Plus or minus...In India the average life span is 55 Plus or minus 10<BR/><BR/>90 per cent of the population is productive<BR/><BR/>he is productive even at age 10<BR/>what the western world calls child labor<BR/><BR/>the western world dont give a shit for the plight of the child<BR/><BR/>but they want a level playing field<BR/>so they make a lotta noises about child labor<BR/><BR/>the western world cannot compete with India and China<BR/><BR/>we make things better and cheaper<BR/>the labor cost in India is only 10 per cent of that in USA<BR/><BR/>so manufacturing is out sourced to India and China<BR/><BR/>and the americans are loosing jobs<BR/>and Clinton and Obama are voying to stop out sourcing<BR/><BR/>but it cant be reversed if USA wants to remain competitive<BR/><BR/>5 Ford companies are for sale in US<BR/>customer care call centers is cheaper if out sourced<BR/>also software development<BR/><BR/>and Google and Microsoft have moved to India and Google tooAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-14014057580042327072008-05-07T20:21:00.000+10:002008-05-07T20:21:00.000+10:00Our aged lawn mower St- yu Bastd; purchased in 199...Our aged lawn mower St- yu Bastd; purchased in 1996 would have been 84 years of age had it been a dog.<BR/><BR/>It is kinda unfair<BR/>machines before they are given for repair<BR/><BR/>a cost benefit analysis is done<BR/>to repair or to scrap?<BR/><BR/>in humans there is too much sentiment<BR/><BR/>now with organ transplants a man or a woman can live forever<BR/><BR/>provided he can afford the bills for repair or transplantAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-53562892184951960662008-05-07T19:58:00.000+10:002008-05-07T19:58:00.000+10:00Good luck with trying to mow the lawns by Prayer V...Good luck with trying to mow the lawns by Prayer Vest. <BR/>You gotta try anything once huh?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-65394304030001226842008-05-07T16:33:00.000+10:002008-05-07T16:33:00.000+10:00hahaha ur hilarious Vesty!Keshi.hahaha ur hilarious Vesty!<BR/><BR/>Keshi.Keshihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17147250771662427208noreply@blogger.com