tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post2960783564639535999..comments2024-01-11T21:56:10.122+11:00Comments on The Daily Gaggle: You Have to read this NonsenseVesthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15390020901033513032noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-16888787900397929522009-03-01T12:54:00.000+11:002009-03-01T12:54:00.000+11:00Bank - This is Brilliant !!! Note to self: 'Cancel...Bank - This is Brilliant !!!<BR/><BR/> <BR/><BR/>Note to self: 'Cancel credit cards prior to death! <BR/><BR/>Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die! This is so priceless and so easy to see happening - customer service, being what it is today! <BR/><BR/><BR/>A lady died this past January, and ANZ bank billed her for February and <BR/>March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and <BR/>Then added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had <BR/>been $0.00, now is somewhere around $60.00. <BR/><BR/>A family member placed a call to the ANZ Bank: <BR/><BR/>Family Member: <BR/>'I am calling to tell you that she died in January.' <BR/><BR/>ANZ: <BR/>'The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.' <BR/><BR/>Family Member: <BR/>'Maybe, you should turn it over to collections.' <BR/><BR/>ANZ: <BR/>'Since it is two months past due, it already has been.' <BR/><BR/>Family Member: <BR/>So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?' <BR/><BR/>ANZ: <BR/>'Either report her account to the frauds division or report her to <BR/>the credit bureau, maybe both!' <BR/><BR/>Family Member: <BR/>'Do you think God will be mad at her?' <BR/><BR/>ANZ: <BR/>'Excuse me?' <BR/><BR/>Family Member: <BR/>'Did you just get what I was telling you . . . The part about her <BR/>being dead?' <BR/><BR/>ANZ: <BR/>'Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor.' <BR/><BR/>Supervisor gets on the phone: <BR/>Family Member: <BR/>'I'm calling to tell you, she died in January.' <BR/><BR/>ANZ: <BR/>'The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.' <BR/><BR/>Family Member: <BR/>'You mean you want to collect from her estate?' <BR/><BR/>ANZ: <BR/>(Stammer) 'Are you her lawyer?' <BR/><BR/>Family Member: <BR/>'No, I'm her great nephew.' <BR/>(Lawyer info given) <BR/><BR/>ANZ: <BR/>'Could you fax us a certificate of death?' <BR/><BR/>Family Member: <BR/>'Sure.' <BR/>( fax number is given ) <BR/><BR/>After they get the fax: <BR/><BR/>ANZ: <BR/>'Our system just isn't set up for death. I don't know what more I <BR/>can do to help.' <BR/><BR/>Family Member: <BR/>'Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing <BR/>her. I don't think she will care.' <BR/><BR/>ANZ: <BR/>'Well, the late fees and charges do still apply.' <BR/><BR/>Family Member: <BR/>'Would you like her new billing address?' <BR/><BR/>ANZ: <BR/>'That might help.' <BR/><BR/>Family Member: <BR/>' Rookwood Memorial Cemetery , 1249 Centenary Rd, Sydney Plot Number <BR/>1049.' <BR/><BR/>ANZ: <BR/>'Sir, that's a cemetery!' <BR/><BR/>Family Member: <BR/>'Well, what the **** do you do with dead people on your planet?'Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-37667009079831785442009-02-26T15:03:00.000+11:002009-02-26T15:03:00.000+11:00The stud had mounted the local bike taking several...The stud had mounted the local bike taking several hours to complete his marathon session. he was asked about his unusual stamina.<BR/>'Ah' he replied, My prohylactic was a bike inner tube. I was sort of recycling it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-33055891086796518632009-02-26T14:45:00.000+11:002009-02-26T14:45:00.000+11:00Poor jimmy -so sad about your tiddly winkle, my ni...Poor jimmy -so sad about your tiddly winkle, my nickname at school was sausage.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-79948811113150607222009-02-26T14:34:00.000+11:002009-02-26T14:34:00.000+11:00there will be no takers for your wee williethere will be no takers <BR/>for your wee willieJimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14058997155175484280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-75933459050397662342009-02-26T14:31:00.000+11:002009-02-26T14:31:00.000+11:00Jimmy; It is nice to be told I have something wort...Jimmy; It is nice to be told I have something worth recycling.Vesthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15390020901033513032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-59851920633390870742009-02-25T18:57:00.000+11:002009-02-25T18:57:00.000+11:00Ecclesiastes 2Vest,Dust thou artand to dust u shal...Ecclesiastes 2<BR/>Vest,<BR/>Dust thou art<BR/>and to dust u shall return<BR/>all your stripes and medals will be recycled tooJimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14058997155175484280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-51363568437447872242009-02-24T09:33:00.000+11:002009-02-24T09:33:00.000+11:00Aggie: Most of the poor quality software originate...Aggie: Most of the poor quality software originates from the sweat shops in the Indian Sub/Cont, X.Vesthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15390020901033513032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-41899515426265755382009-02-24T08:51:00.000+11:002009-02-24T08:51:00.000+11:00Jimmy : seems that another of your inadequacies ha...Jimmy : seems that another of your inadequacies has been exposed.Vesthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15390020901033513032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-39890960552326434432009-02-24T08:35:00.000+11:002009-02-24T08:35:00.000+11:00Jimmy do you rember me fro m school your nicker na...Jimmy do you rember me fro m school your nicker name wus wee willy winkel with a little tinkle. ramosAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-9029686019346349392009-02-24T04:56:00.000+11:002009-02-24T04:56:00.000+11:00Idiots and idiot systems that are bought on the ch...Idiots and idiot systems that are bought on the cheap and have no flexibility to amend. Cheap software quite often does this kind of thing. Its how computer viruses got started in the first place. What a hoot. Good on him.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-36579840985597894332009-02-23T23:42:00.000+11:002009-02-23T23:42:00.000+11:00and I dont care if your grandsons get a xes educat...and I dont care if your grandsons get a xes education in the bargain<BR/><BR/><BR/>any way it wont be long beore he chases skirts<BR/><BR/><BR/>like u used to do<BR/>and still do<BR/><BR/>when Rm is at not aroundJimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14058997155175484280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-44753408058819522842009-02-23T23:40:00.000+11:002009-02-23T23:40:00.000+11:00a joke to be really funn ny must contain mamaries ...a joke to be really funn ny must contain mamaries and tits and assJimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14058997155175484280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-83933448124363294582009-02-23T23:39:00.000+11:002009-02-23T23:39:00.000+11:00actually its a PJyour jokes SUCKactually its a PJ<BR/>your jokes SUCKJimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14058997155175484280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-65690744677090061352009-02-23T23:38:00.000+11:002009-02-23T23:38:00.000+11:00hahahahahahahahathat was funnyhahahahahahahaha<BR/>that was funnyJimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14058997155175484280noreply@blogger.com