tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post1702006837644987123..comments2024-01-11T21:56:10.122+11:00Comments on The Daily Gaggle: Age shall weary them and make them forget.Vesthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15390020901033513032noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-45664156906398437452009-03-27T11:18:00.000+11:002009-03-27T11:18:00.000+11:00Church Bells again.> Sunday Morning Sex>>...Church Bells again.<BR/><BR/>> Sunday Morning Sex<BR/>><BR/>><BR/>> I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling..<BR/>><BR/>> Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie<BR/>> went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old<BR/>> grandmother and comfort her.<BR/>><BR/>> When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied,<BR/>> he had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.'<BR/>><BR/>> Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years<BR/>> old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.<BR/>><BR/>> Oh no, my dear,' replied granny. 'Many years ago, realizing our<BR/>> advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the<BR/>> church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice<BR/>> and slow and even.<BR/>> nothing too strenuous, simply, in on the Ding and out on the Dong.'<BR/>><BR/>> She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, 'He'd still be alive if<BR/>> the ice cream truck hadn't come along.'<BR/>>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-10927000848543391802009-03-26T19:28:00.000+11:002009-03-26T19:28:00.000+11:00Sue is bragging.Sue is bragging.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-50560991816106078272009-03-26T19:27:00.000+11:002009-03-26T19:27:00.000+11:00I can see that Rosemary got u in the ballswas it b...I can see that Rosemary got u in the balls<BR/><BR/><BR/>was it bcoz of your jungle escapade?Jimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14058997155175484280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-75974039977300493562009-03-26T19:26:00.000+11:002009-03-26T19:26:00.000+11:00hihihihihihihihihihihihihihiJimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14058997155175484280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-69815322024909537172009-03-26T19:25:00.000+11:002009-03-26T19:25:00.000+11:00Thankyou Rosemary. More to it I can bear teste moa...Thankyou Rosemary. More to it I can bear teste moanial to your comment.<BR/>And thank you all for your comments. also I thank Mike and Wally for the answers.<BR/>The graphic reply from an anonymouse caller, about the cricket box titled 'A Hole in One', unfortunately could not be posted.Vesthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15390020901033513032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-35128718600991934242009-03-26T19:11:00.000+11:002009-03-26T19:11:00.000+11:00Retired Hurt.Vest is my hubby, who was playing cri...Retired Hurt.<BR/>Vest is my hubby, who was playing cricket with local kids in the reserve when living at Seven hills NSW Aust- long time back.<BR/>I picked up the ball and threw not bowled - A Full Toss, poor hubby vest was not wearing a cricket box, and his look of anguish was a one up for me, he spoke like the godfather for a moment, and the kids thought it was great fun.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-85960222367942947622009-03-26T18:50:00.000+11:002009-03-26T18:50:00.000+11:00I notice that the punctuation guru is back again, ...I notice that the punctuation guru is back again, what a frigging bore. <BR/>My hubby tells me that it is a joke about ladies cricket boxes but if one does collect one in the nether regions you can run a Six.<BR/>I never wore a box. and was never big enough to score a sixAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-82084066136770979762009-03-26T18:33:00.000+11:002009-03-26T18:33:00.000+11:00I guess I was right vesty , but I wasn't saying ab...I guess I was right vesty , but I wasn't saying about the women cricket players, you are very naughty, Luvs ya kate,x.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-47004649743724819352009-03-26T18:22:00.000+11:002009-03-26T18:22:00.000+11:00My mother says vest is being rude about the cricke...My mother says vest is being rude about the cricket box as some of them girly cricketers are bigger than rugby footy players, I'm saying its in case they lose the cricket ball, am i right.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-61794889459727182422009-03-26T18:11:00.000+11:002009-03-26T18:11:00.000+11:00Vest, I shall presume after much deliberation that...Vest, I shall presume after much deliberation that the ringing of church bells across the whole of Britain during the second world war would be to indicate the country was in threat of invasion.<BR/>Not sure about the cricket box thing -is it a joke? Mike.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-21646663967207711522009-03-26T15:42:00.000+11:002009-03-26T15:42:00.000+11:00Vestyyyyyyyyy! I read ur comment just now in my bl...Vestyyyyyyyyy! I read ur comment just now in my blog...awww I miss u too! no I hvnt forgotten our kids in the jungle either haha!<BR/><BR/><BR/>**This one is for those of us " over " 50's..<BR/><BR/>u see I hvnt reached that age group yet, so obviously my memory is in tact LOL!<BR/><BR/><BR/>Hows u? Hope all is well with ya. Gosh it's only been a month away from blogs but it feels like 100 years :( I miss u all and all the fun. but sometimes we've got to go by wut our hearts want us to do. And right now I dun feel like blogging. Let time and my instincts decide the future for me.<BR/><BR/>In the meantime, dun ever think I hv forgotten u...cos that can only happen when I die. *HUGZ* TC n keep in touch like u always do. It means alot to me u know.<BR/><BR/>MWAHHHHHHHH!<BR/><BR/>Keshi.Keshihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17147250771662427208noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-61645953417228434932009-03-26T10:12:00.000+11:002009-03-26T10:12:00.000+11:00Dear VestThis is our chance to ask Senator Conroy ...Dear Vest<BR/><BR/><BR/>This is our chance to ask Senator Conroy to explain his plans to censor the internet. <BR/><BR/>The architect of the Government's net censorship plans, Communications Minister Stephen Conroy,<BR/>has refused interviews on the topic for months.<BR/>But at 9.30pm this Thursday night we have an opportunity to put him on the spot. <BR/><BR/>On Thursday night the Senator will appear on Q&A on ABC TV - a program that allows viewers<BR/>rather than journalists to ask the tough questions.<BR/><BR/>Click here to submit your question.<BR/><BR/>It's time to hold Senator Conroy to account for his censorship plan, which will slow down the<BR/>internet, make it more expensive, miss the vast majority of inappropriate content and accidentally<BR/>block a range of perfectly legitimate sites.<BR/><BR/>Record your question for Stephen Conroy today:<BR/><BR/>www.getup.org.au/campaign/QandA<BR/><BR/>Thanks for being part of this,<BR/><BR/>IMSAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-15069343577545446102009-03-26T10:05:00.000+11:002009-03-26T10:05:00.000+11:00Pros and (emoticons--------------------Theoretical...Pros and (emoticons--------------------<BR/>Theoretically, if you've ever typed a colon or semicolon in sequence with a<BR/>parenthesis with the intent of indicating the emotional tone of a written<BR/>statement, then you just might owe somebody a royalty fee.<BR/><BR/>Contrary to all conventional wisdom, the use of certain emoticons -- which<BR/>is the term of art for those little smileys and frownies composed of punctuation<BR/>marks -- is trademarked in certain contexts. Seriously. <BR/>Despair, Inc., creator of the infamous Demotivator Posters, owns the U.S.<BR/>frownie copyright -- but only on printed materials.<BR/><BR/><BR/>A Russian entrepreneur, Oleg Teterin, claims rights to various smileys and<BR/>frownies but promises not to enforce them on end users -- just on deep-pocket<BR/>tech outfits. And in Finland, where many a text-friendly mobile phone is made,<BR/>almost as many emoticon expressions are protected under trademark law.<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>The secret to trademark and copyright enforcement is context.<BR/>As mentioned, Despair, Inc. only locked up a particular frownie -- :-( -- in a few<BR/>types of print media. Other emoticon claims revolve around the conversion of<BR/>punctuation strings into animated images, as happens in instant message applications.<BR/><BR/>Nobody could reasonably apply for, obtain, or enforce a blanket right to all<BR/>emoticons, everywhere.<BR/>Moreover, trying to prevent people from typing out an emoticon without first paying<BR/>a license fee is unlikely to get much legal backing, though common sense has little to<BR/>do with it. You can thank the legal intellectual property concept of prior art. <BR/>The documented use of emoticons goes back more than a quarter century -- and is<BR/>older than the word emoticon itself. More to the point, the use of punctuation-based<BR/>symbols to denote tone (especially sarcasm) is older still.<BR/><BR/><BR/>No less a literary authority than Vladimir Nabokov told The New York Times in 1969 that,<BR/>"I often think there should exist a special typographical sign for a smile -- some sort of<BR/>concave mark, a supine round bracket." <BR/>The ARPAnet was just getting the hang of packet-switching at that point, so it's safe<BR/>to say the idea of an emoticon predates the Internet.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Q: WHO IS CREDITED WITH INTRODUCING THE SMILEY EMOTICON TO THE INTERNET?<BR/>IMSAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-13231696643651908222009-03-25T07:18:00.000+11:002009-03-25T07:18:00.000+11:00please no more mail till I come from my hoilday ho...please no more mail till I come from my hoilday hope you all ok love Kany <BR/>-----Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-12972373439682488682009-03-24T23:33:00.000+11:002009-03-24T23:33:00.000+11:00Bill and the Blonde Bill, a handsome dude, walked ...Bill and the Blonde <BR/>Bill, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around <BR/>9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and <BR/>stared up at the TV. <BR/>The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was <BR/>covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building <BR/>preparing to jump. <BR/>The blonde looked at Bill and said, 'Do you think he'll jump?' <BR/>Bill says, 'You know, I bet he'll jump.' <BR/>The blonde replied, 'Well, I bet he won't.' <BR/>Bill placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, 'You're on!' <BR/>Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy <BR/>on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling <BR/>to his death. <BR/>The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her <BR/>$20 to Bill, saying, 'Fair's fair. Here's your money.' <BR/>Bill replied, 'I can't take your money, I saw this <BR/>earlier on the 5 PM news and so I knew he would jump.' <BR/>The blond replied, 'I did too; but I didn't think <BR/>he'd do it again.' <BR/>Bill took the money...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-52782658398933310922009-03-24T18:45:00.000+11:002009-03-24T18:45:00.000+11:00Aggie & Kate: the answers will be given later,...Aggie & Kate: the answers will be given later, ok. TFYC.<BR/><BR/>Jimmy: I am able to understand the reason for your exclusion from Keshi's new venture. If I have fallen from grace too, so be it. Water off a ducks back to me. <BR/>I am sure Keshi is a big girl now and knows exactly what she wants without our interference.Vesthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15390020901033513032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-89233809300858183972009-03-24T18:29:00.000+11:002009-03-24T18:29:00.000+11:00Hi Vesty , Wots a cricket box?Luvsya kate x.Hi Vesty , Wots a cricket box?<BR/>Luvsya kate x.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-76367096972511278922009-03-24T17:05:00.000+11:002009-03-24T17:05:00.000+11:00This blog is open to invited readers onlyhttp://ke...This blog is open to invited readers only<BR/><BR/>http://keshigirl.blogspot.com/<BR/>It doesn't look like you have been invited to read this blog. If you think this is a mistake, you might want to contact the blog author and request an invitation.<BR/><BR/><BR/>did u get an invite?Jimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14058997155175484280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-19884949590485182212009-03-24T17:00:00.001+11:002009-03-24T17:00:00.001+11:00hihihihihihihihiJimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14058997155175484280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-81974895571536320072009-03-24T17:00:00.000+11:002009-03-24T17:00:00.000+11:00Take her breath away when you pull your pants down...Take her breath away when you pull your pants downAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-52088112964445275882009-03-24T14:47:00.000+11:002009-03-24T14:47:00.000+11:00I wonder if we could use a senility clause for non...I wonder if we could use a senility clause for non payment of bills? hehehe.<BR/><BR/>I've no clue on the Church bells or cricket thingys.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com