tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post1610336211650311616..comments2024-01-11T21:56:10.122+11:00Comments on The Daily Gaggle: Flying Penis bashed, Both Donkey and Hon Member wind up in the slammerVesthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15390020901033513032noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-36491932753670667222008-06-01T12:07:00.000+10:002008-06-01T12:07:00.000+10:00Wally: I recall the sayings by Mike Carlton on the...Wally: I recall the sayings by Mike Carlton on the breakfast show, going back a fair bit. Like Mr Garbagecart, Mr Neverwrong and of course Mr Jo Bonkers Bananas. All pollies copped it including 'BobBaulk' and Malcolm No-trousers.Vesthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15390020901033513032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-8187215836665822462008-05-27T18:16:00.000+10:002008-05-27T18:16:00.000+10:00sorry vesty it was me wally who did the last comme...sorry vesty it was me wally who did the last commentAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-52737689313181395972008-05-27T18:14:00.000+10:002008-05-27T18:14:00.000+10:00Not me mate - I didn't write it mate. glad to know...Not me mate - I didn't write it mate. glad to know your well. Iv'e been up to jo bonkers banana land, cairns for two months doing a job, us sydney Abo's cant take the heat like them up there, some lazy sods up there.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-21236063486844134872008-05-27T14:34:00.000+10:002008-05-27T14:34:00.000+10:00Glad to know ur ok Vesty. TC n HUGZ!Keshi.Glad to know ur ok Vesty. TC n HUGZ!<BR/><BR/>Keshi.Keshihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17147250771662427208noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-66059285545333950952008-05-27T14:19:00.000+10:002008-05-27T14:19:00.000+10:00The last comment has been around and around the bl...The last comment has been around and around the blogosphere since day one, and is as ancient as the pickaxe in the BMW and bitch revenge pics.<BR/>There are similarities in mainland China where you may visit the street of a thousand bordellos in the twin cities of Wank King And Bonk King.<BR/>Mumbai in India has its 'Wankhede Stadium'.Vesthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15390020901033513032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-130533609209432492008-05-27T02:55:00.000+10:002008-05-27T02:55:00.000+10:00A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an ...A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."<BR/><BR/>The girl, who was reading a book, closed it slowly and said to the guy, "What would you like to talk about?"<BR/><BR/>Oh, I don't know," said the guy. "How about nuclear power?"<BR/><BR/>"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff... grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"<BR/><BR/>The guy thought about it and said, "Hmmm, I have no idea."<BR/><BR/>To which the girl replied, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-22596796362167924352008-05-27T00:11:00.000+10:002008-05-27T00:11:00.000+10:00You think I use the F word too much? Lo and behold...You think I use the F word too much? Lo and behold there's a little Austrian town called FUCKING! Fucking brilliant isnt it? So my Fucking buddies, ooops I forgot you're not from Austria, but anyways. So my blogger buddies, when do you plan to experience Fucking? <BR/><BR/><BR/>My next vacation is going to be a Fucking experience! Would be nice to meet the Fuckers ha. <BR/><BR/><BR/>Imagine driving down the Fucking roads and taking pics of the Fucking scenery? <BR/><BR/>Wonder what Fucking men look like. The Fucking community can't be that big cos that would mean alot of Fuckers would be seen around (I cant see any Fucker in this pic). <BR/><BR/>Anyways it looks like a pretty little village so imagine how addicted you might get to Fucking?<BR/><BR/> awww how Fucking sweet. If you make a friend there, you might even receive a Fucking Xmas card this year.<BR/><BR/> If they choose to host the next Olympics there it would be Fucking Olympics 2016. And if your next holiday destination reads Fucking, please check first if they have a Fucking Airlines and a Fucking hotel. <BR/><BR/>Have a good time checking out the spirit of Fucking, I'm sure you'll love Fucking and when you return you might even say I miss Fucking.<BR/><BR/> Anyways, if there's any Fucker from Fucking reading this, it's a Fucking pleasure to meet you. Fuck ya, ooops I mean good on ya!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-26877618466150907292008-05-26T15:40:00.000+10:002008-05-26T15:40:00.000+10:00Anonymous: Who writes, "of late VEST, the tone of ...Anonymous: Who writes, <BR/>"of late VEST, the tone of your blog has started veering towards slutty. yeah, it was smart and sexy before... now i feel its beginning to get sleazy.<BR/><BR/>Well Anon I shall not die wondering who you are. Anonymity is one of the privileges provided on this blog. When statements of this nature occur anonymously it raises the the question should I permit adverse opinion from persons who lack the integrity to divulge their identity. <BR/>I suppose to eliminate one's self from this stigma, regulars could add a "Not Me" with their next comment.<BR/>Regarding the number of comments.<BR/>The Stats reveal an average of approx 22 visitors to every comment I receive, so you are not alone now you have ceased commenting; except for the nagging impulse you had in your attempt to sterilise my recent posts.<BR/>Have a thought cleansing day.<BR/><BR/>Aggie: Thanks for the "Get Well" wishes, Your visits provide an element of sanity among the misc anon twaddle,X.Vesthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15390020901033513032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-84376255718777326202008-05-26T14:03:00.000+10:002008-05-26T14:03:00.000+10:00i am 57my wife is 54on our siver wedding annivi to...i am 57<BR/>my wife is 54<BR/><BR/>on our siver wedding anniv<BR/>i told my wife<BR/><BR/>lets go to GOA for honeymoon<BR/>she said Not Now<BR/>we have no money to splurge<BR/><BR/>today my wife has Parkinsons<BR/>she cant walk properly<BR/>she needs help in dressing<BR/><BR/>she needs plenty helpAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-25945596332715599242008-05-26T11:37:00.000+10:002008-05-26T11:37:00.000+10:00"of late VEST, the tone of your blog has started v..."of late VEST, the tone of your blog has started veering towards slutty. yeah, it was smart and sexy before... now i feel its beginning to get sleazy.<BR/><BR/> i know you are a sensitive and intelligent man(that comes out in your posts and views) and there is more to you than the cleavage shots that have become regular on your blog. <BR/><BR/>My opinion is that there is a thin line between sexy and slutty & somewhere down the way, that line was crossed here... its all done in fun, but i don't enjoy it.... <BR/><BR/>so, i don't comment... having said that, let me also tell you that you've surprised me. With the amount of visitors and comments you get, do you really care if a few ppl don't visit / don't comment? or what opinions they form about about your blog? I'd not care... honestly, and i thought neither would you..."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-77930687398237219962008-05-26T11:27:00.000+10:002008-05-26T11:27:00.000+10:00U guys have brought a lotta pleasure in my lifemor...U guys have brought a lotta pleasure in my life<BR/><BR/>more so after I lost KAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-86356174647723795462008-05-26T11:26:00.000+10:002008-05-26T11:26:00.000+10:00if a man cud mount to heavenand survey the mighty ...if a man cud mount to heaven<BR/>and survey the mighty universe<BR/>his admiration of its mighty beauties<BR/>wud be much diminished<BR/><BR/>unless he had someone<BR/>to share in his pleasure<BR/><BR/>- Marcus CiceroAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-36084258924387049662008-05-25T12:48:00.000+10:002008-05-25T12:48:00.000+10:00VEST u assget outta bedthe garbage has to be taken...VEST u ass<BR/>get outta bed<BR/><BR/>the garbage has to be taken out<BR/>the lawn needs mowing<BR/>...<BR/><BR/>-RosemaryAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-34064013297214936892008-05-23T23:53:00.000+10:002008-05-23T23:53:00.000+10:00... the world has always been an ass of a place. A...... the world has always been an ass of a place. <BR/><BR/>Aggie<BR/>was that for me?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-32909947784006419852008-05-23T17:59:00.000+10:002008-05-23T17:59:00.000+10:00Ah well ... the world has always been an ass of a ...Ah well ... the world has always been an ass of a place. No surprises there.<BR/>I'm glad you are up and about again Vest ... take care of yourself and enjoy the gardening.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-62141954948242888582008-05-23T13:22:00.000+10:002008-05-23T13:22:00.000+10:00“Certainly not,” McPherson said. “This was a proje...“Certainly not,” McPherson said. “This was a project I wanted to have fun with. There wasn’t much challenge and the thing I hated most was how it was shot very much like a film. Dialogue, controlled lighting, close up, master shot, etc. All that shit makes me soft. I doubt I’ll ever do something as scripted as ‘King of the Jews’ again. Unless I can get a handful of retarded kids to act out ‘Grease’ the musical for me.”<BR/><BR/>That’s actually a shame because I’d like to see more of the sexual exploits of Jesus. Shot in a few hours on a budget of $250, “King of the Jews” feels more like a small scene from a way bigger piece. I highly enjoyed it, but I simply want more. I don’t think dry humping has really ever been explored and Jesus is far too taboo for the adult industry to touch.<BR/><BR/><BR/>- CCF, July 2006Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-49581292015756043472008-05-23T12:25:00.000+10:002008-05-23T12:25:00.000+10:00Someday I'll be an old recordA picture of what onc...Someday I'll be an old record<BR/><BR/><BR/>A picture of what once had been<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>Someday I'll be an old song<BR/><BR/><BR/>That they heard in a dream or a record machine<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>Someday I'll be an old fashion<BR/><BR/><BR/>With ideas as dated as yours<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>Someday they'll laugh at our hair and the clothes that we wore<BR/><BR/><BR/>Like we've all laughed before<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>Someday I'll be an old record<BR/><BR/><BR/>A picture of what once had been<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>Someday I'll be an old song<BR/><BR/><BR/>That they heard in a dream or a record machineAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-32755701019280188572008-05-23T01:52:00.000+10:002008-05-23T01:52:00.000+10:00I am not altogether yet, but hopefully in a couple...I am not altogether yet, but hopefully in a couple of days I'll be back visiting you all again.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Wooo Hooo<BR/>this means Rm is still in charge for a lil bit longerAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-77366830534954287022008-05-23T01:24:00.000+10:002008-05-23T01:24:00.000+10:00I didnt read your postbut i am glad u r OKRosemary...I didnt read your post<BR/>but i am glad u r OK<BR/><BR/>Rosemary has been holding the fort well<BR/><BR/>she didnt delete not a single post of mineAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com