Monday, 24 October 2016

Dead person trumped





The North Yorkshire Police report finding a man's body in the River Swale, near Richmond. The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive marijuana consumption.

He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red suspender belt, a pink G-string, purple lipstick, and a “Trump for President”  T-shirt.

The police removed the Trump T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.





In spite of what we sometimes think, the police do care.



 

12 comments:

River said...

Black fishnet stockings?
NOBODY wears those anymore!

Elephant's Child said...

Good of them. I suspect I would be happier with a grass smoking, cross dressing relative than a Trump supporter too.

Vest said...

River. A good looking lady at our chemist shop does. I wonder how I noticed that?

Vest said...

E C. I accept the gender difference , but not going to extreme like in this case the bloke ran out of puff.

Andrew said...

My great aunt, I laughed like a drain. Seriously, I did laugh.

Vest said...

Andrew. People who do not like trump in any way or form are 99% of the Mexican population and anyone else with a functioning brain.

Granny Annie said...

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...............

baili said...

weird

Vest said...

baili. EXactly

Vest said...

Grannie Annie. It worries me knowing that that bloke Trump is a candidate for your Presidency, surely an expired Ronald Reagan would be a better option despite being dead.

Vest said...

River. While shopping today I bumped into this lady leaving her shop, this nice lady was obviously pleased I had mentioned her fish net stockings on this blog.
Well when you are sat down waiting for your prescription what else would a bloke look at, there are parts of me still alive.

Vest said...

River. Todays Sydney Telegraph shows a pic of Mariah Carey wearing fishnet stockings.