Friday, 5 August 2016

HAVE FUN GETTING RID OF YOUR UNWANTED JUNK MAIL


SEND IT BACK OR TO SOMEONE ELSE

Junk Mail Help: When you get 'ads' enclosed with your phone or utility bill, return these 'ads' with your payment. Let the sending companies throw their own junk mail away.

When you get those 'pre-approved' letters in the mail for everything from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and similar type junk, do not throw away the return envelope. Most of these come with postage- paid envelopes, right? It costs them more than the regular postage 'If ' and when they receive them back.
It costs them nothing if you throw them away, but the postage charges increase according to weight, so in that case, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it into these cool postage return envelopes.
ANOTHER GREAT IDEA is: Send an ad for your local plumber or chimney cleaner to American Express and a Pizza coupon with the assortment of supermarket gunge to Citybank. if you become over loaded with junk mail, stuff it in an old large used envelope and stick their return paid envelope to it.
If you wish to remain anonymous, make sure your name is not on anything you return.
The banks and credit card companies are currently getting back a lot of their junk by mail, but folks, we need to OVERWHELM them. Lets let them know what its like to get lots of junk mail, and best of all they will be paying for it...Twice!.
Let's help keep the postal services busy since they are saying that e-mail is cutting into their business profits, and that is why they need to increase postage costs again.
If enough people follow these tips it will work.

 I wish I could send back some of the hostile mail I received from wowsers  on the cricket post..
 Anyhow, have a nice day.
 Vest... Back soon.

3 comments:

Andrew said...

Better still, if you have a complaint about your pizza, don't only send back the brochure, but a slice of the pizza too, in the reply paid envelope.

Vest said...

Hi Andrew.
Today I received an advert for sexual arousel medication, from The LION city of Singapore. Many years ago I lived there for two years with my family (Govt thingy).
Tomorrow I shall post back; by using their prepaid envelope stuck to a A4 Size Envelope; a heap of supermarket and common junk mail.
I intend keeping records of where this crap is sent.I am hoping to send junk mail to Buckingham palace, also to the Chinese Govt; with lots of old made in China labels.
What unusual place have you sent junk mail?

Vest said...

Using a pre paid envelope (I found in my sons 'Male' type magazine) stuck to a much larger one, I am sending a heap of junk mail to a Porno Shop in Canberra. Don't ask me why, maybe it would be a change from using pre-paid Govt envelopes.