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The clever Indonesian Drug smuggler

A couple or so years ago I wrote about the Indonesian drug smuggler who was incarcerated in Sydney silverwater jail. the bloke in question was awarded seven years in the slammer. however, his good behaviour and having learned English while in jail  gave him the good fortune of privileged day release ,whereupon he was able to earn approx 500 dollars a week after tax . after paying the prison authorities their share and a few bucks for personal comforts this guy was able to send home more than two hundred bucks per week to his tribe in Indonesia,  after several years his tribe had finalised the purchase of their family home with the donated dosh and lived happily ever after. it was also suggested  by his tribe he should extend his jail time. It was easy to understand why, because the judge who jailed the Corby person was only paid an annual salary equal to Aus$12,000-00 per annum.. It does not require much brain power to work that out. Vale Andrew Chan and Myuran Sukumaran,and all the

The Drug Dealers of Budgewoi.

Budgewoi on the NSW Central Coast in Australia  would be described as a normally quiet beach side town/village  with a  majority of elderly or retired persons. Budgewoi has a  twin parade of shops and businesses covering all the requirements of our community of around 3,000 souls. This included until recently two Chemist shops.; one at the rear parade and the other facing  the front near scenic drive the main thoroughfare. In the main most of these businesses  display a easy on the eye unobtrusive frontage.  However, not any more Well yank my doodle its a dandy not only am fed up with Crap American Films or Movies without captions and cheap non musical sounds drowning the non English verbals like "Barrb the Carp's Jarb is ter darb in rarbers and lark em in de Fart, Gard demmit.Yesterday I stopped by to purchase the weekly medications and Lo and behold before my disbelieving eyes there was this gaudy pink yellow anf blue coloured Asiatic looking frontage displaying the words T

Channel Seven news, "Get it right".

There are no battleships in tonight's news at 630pm. They are WARSHIPS. The last Commonwealth or British Battleship that was a warship of Battleship class to fire an Angry Shot was the 40,000 ton Battleship HMS King George V in August 1945 during the war in the Pacific.. It was scrapped 57 years ago.....Les Bowyer Budgewoi Ex KGV. BTW , it would be like calling a submarine  a battleship. A battleship is a large armoured warship with a main battery consisting of heavy calibre guns. During the late 19th and early 20th centuries the battleship was the most powerful type of warship, and a ... Wikipedia . " Get it'

Bitovagas.

An Engineer could not find a job, so he opens a clinic, and puts a sign outside that says "Get treatment for $50, If not cured get back $100." A Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to show up the Engineer and earn a quick $100. And so he visits the clinic. Doctor: I have lost my sense of taste. Engineer: Nurse , bring the medicine from box No 22 and place 3 drops in the patient's mouth. Patient (Doctor): Spits out the medicine and says "This is not medicine, it's petroleum". Engineer: Congratulations. You have your taste back. That will be $50. Doctor gets annoyed, and returns after several days to recover his money. Doctor : I have lost my memory and can't remember a thing. Engineer : Nurse , bring medicine from box No 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's  mouth  Doctor: "This medicine is for the sense of taste" protests the Doctor. Engineer : Congratula
An Engineer could not find a job, so he opens a clinic, and puts a sign outside that says "Get treatment for $50, If not cured get back $100." A Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to show up the Engineer and earn a quick $100. And so he visits the clinic. Doctor: I have lost my sense of taste. Engineer: Nurse , bring the medicine from box No 22 and place 3 drops in the patient's mouth. Patient (Doctor): Spits out the medicine and says "This is not medicine, it's gasoline". Engineer: Congratulations. You have your taste back. That will be $50. Doctor gets annoyed, and returns after several days to recover his money. Doctor : I have lost my memory and can't remember a thing. Engineer : Nurse , bring medicine from box No 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth. Doctor: "This medicine is for the sense of taste" protests the Doctor. Engineer : Congra

A story with no ending

This is a true account of my connection with David Bingham. This is an old post full of intrigue and still being investigated Yet another comment arrived today.

An Oldie Ressurected

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Recommended Reading       Over the years info is still coming in on this lurid story in the past. Today another comment. Saturday, 20 March 2010 This is a true account of my connection with David Bingham. WE first met aboard ship where I had a brief Acquaintance with him, while being his instructor. David was a clever dick; knew every thing - cocky little sod, after I threatened him with a week in the slammer for insolence he quietened down,he was disliked by his classmates and myself in particular. I having left the Royal Navy in 1966, about five years after flying into Hong Kong with Lt/Cdr R,T. a former antagonist in the Portland spy saga, then more than a decade had passed since the initial meeting with D B, before I did a cold call at David Binghams residence, seeing me he slammed the door on me. In another attempt to call a little later my senio

Wicked Royals (Uncensored,Do not read if you are a prude)

Camilla bought a new pair of shoes for her wedding which got increasingly tighter & tighter as the day went on. That night after the festivities were finally over, she & Charles had retired to their room at the palace. Camilla flopped on the bed and said 'Please remove my shoes darling, ones feet are killing one.' Ever obedient, the Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigour but it would not budge. 'Harder' yelled Camilla. 'Harder?' Charles yelled back, 'I'm trying darling! But it's just so bloody tight!' 'Come on give it all you've got ' she cried. Finally when it released, Charles let out a big groan, and Camilla exclaimed 'Oh God, that feels so good.' In their bedroom next door The Queen turned to Prince Phillip and said, 'See, I told you she would still be a virgin with a face like that!' Meanwhile back in the other bedroom Charles was