Friday, 6 December 2013

SYDNEY; CITY OF SIN versus PARIS and STOCKHOLM. plus 'A Brothel Smell.'

  Followers of  St Thompson De Brothel discarded MP. and serial Porn wanker, who are the ardent readers of The Sydney Daily Telegraph 's Pornography pages to wit the  Brothel daily classifieds, may soon find their sordid  wick dipping escapades fiscally out of reach, that is should our grafting miscellaneous Govt bodies throughout Australia follow the laws on prostitution in those of two major European countries.
French Politicians  have set in stone; laws which that will make the clients of prostitutes liable for fines starting at 1,500 Euros  - Equiv to Aus$2250.
The anti - prostitution legislation was approved by the French lower house National Assembly and is expected to receive Senate approval  before the end of this year.
The French decision was inspired by similar legislation in Sweden which penalises the users of prostitutes.
Of course it would be interesting to discover Why? there is a  starting point  in the scale of fines.
Maybe 'Size Does Matter'. "Avez-vous quelque chose de moins cher"?. Answer " Not if you wish to touch the sides'

JOKE....A Sailor going home on leave who had used a powerful deodorant, was  told by his senior officer , "If I went home smelling like you - my wife would think I had been to a Brothel".
The Sailor replied " Don't worry sir, my wife doesn't know what a brothel smells like".

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.

Vest..... Back soon.

12 comments:

Anonvic. said...

Vest. The joke should be the priest or politician asking a sailor. get it?

Vest said...

Anon vic: No I haven't got it never have had it and dont want it.
I will decide what I write in this blog not you.
Thank you for calling.

Elephant's Child said...

Love the parrot finale. My mother's cockatoo imitated the dog up the road and the cat, and could call me very convincingly - but that was as bad as it got.

Lower deck lawyer. said...

Reading the details of the Craig Thomson case I am struck by the sheer amount of money Our former federal MP allegedly spent on sexual services. Of the $30,000 he is accused of misappropriating, is $2,475 was spent on one night alone while staying at a Sydney hotel in 2005.How a man fritters his own dosh is his own business, but if he digs into public coffers then we certainly have a right to know.' So with escort charges of about $750 an hour, I need to know why he didn't get it cheaper being he was well known as an Member of parliament.Mike.

Vest said...

LDL: Sorry mate I can't help you with regard to your Query, "How much". Cos yer see mate I'm a mean sod and always refused to pay for it, call me old fashioned if you like, I am the Sir Gallahad type and fought bravely in order to win the 'Fair Maidens' in my past love trysts.
Mind you even those tended to draw a bit on the entertainment costs. but apart from once and at the beginning I never did get caught out on the Early Bird syndrome.
Worms like C T need to be Bird food.

Vest said...
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Amy... Swansea. said...

Vesty - I am assuming you are big in stature below the waist because I dont get along with titchy guys - are you still in working order?.

Vest said...

Amy: While we are playing guessing games, I too shall Assume as you put it, that you too are a size plenty.
Amy and not withstanding whether I have a large plonker to play with or not I shall decline your offer simply because it has never played in a cathedral before.

CK Thomsun said...

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Vest said...

. daeh kcid taht wonk ot detnaw ylaer I

Retrospectively.

Amy...Swansea. said...

Poor Michael Clark, so he has a small willy but he has lots of moolah cash. he should spend some and get it stretched, maybe.
Block head Warner can help him out with the wifey bit - his brain is mainly in his testicles.
no use asking you vest age doth weary you you old codger.

Vest said...

Amy: Have you tried Matchmaker?
They have all creeds colours and sizes - even a size plenty.G A.