Tuesday, 23 April 2013

Five Surgeons

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing
 who makes the Best patients to operate on.


The first surgeon, from New York , says,
 'I like to see accountants on my
operating table because when you
 open them up, everything inside is
numbered.'


The second, from Chicago , responds,
'Yeah, but you should try electricians!
 Everything inside them is
color coded.'



The third surgeon, from Dallas , says,
'No, I really think librarians are the best,
  everything inside them is in
alphabetical order.'


The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles
chimes in: 'You know, I like construction
  workers...Those guys always understand
 when you have a few parts left over.'


But the fifth surgeon, from Washington
, DC shut them all up when he observed:
 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the
easiest to operate on.


There's no guts, no heart, no balls,
no brains, and no spine.


Plus, the head and the ass are
interchangeable.'

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