Are your Daughters really working in the city as Secretaries and Nurses ?

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The Over sized  Whorehouse, or the Brothel too big even for Sydney Siders ( Alright I know they  do it bigger in Melbunn)
Plans to build Australia's biggest Bag Shanty have been abandoned(Thommo,Eat your heart out).
The monster Shag shack being derided as the "Westfield of brothels".
The 'Stilletto' brothel owners in Camperdown wanted to extend their premises to forty Sex Rooms.
We're not Prudes say the City council planners, and we're not opposed to brothels, but we have a policy of *spreading them out, councillor Shane Mallard said.
* Isn't that the usual way. Say's I.

Comments

Mr Melbun said…
and forty whores took down their draws at dead eye dicks command.
Wednesday 21 September 2011 at 08:21:00 GMT+10
Vest said…
Mr Melbun:

From the Ballad of Eskimo Nell ?
Wednesday 21 September 2011 at 08:33:00 GMT+10
Graeme. said…
Letter from the PM.

Dear People of Australia ,

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of the Economy, your Government has decided to implement a scheme to put Workers 50 years of age and older on early retirement. This scheme Will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).
Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the government to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination).
Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the
SCREW program (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the government Deems appropriate.
Only persons who have been RAPED can get AIDS (Additional Income for
Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance). Obviously, persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not Be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the government..
Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on, will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The government Has always prided itself in the amount of SHIT it gives out. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the
Attention of your local MP. They have been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.
Wednesday 21 September 2011 at 13:38:00 GMT+10
WALLY. said…
Brothels -The ROOT of all evil.
Wednesday 21 September 2011 at 15:42:00 GMT+10
Vest said…
Frog; Thommo alias a Mr Thompson, who is but maybe not for long- a serial political fornicator living off public funds to fuel his sexual appetite, and decidedly a person not to be trusted.
Wednesday 21 September 2011 at 18:24:00 GMT+10
Lower deck lawyer. said…
1974.Brothel owner Stewart John Regan, A psychopath whose associates kept disappearing, dies in a hail of bullets in Marrickville on his way to a casino.The three gunmen will not be caught. Mike.
Thursday 22 September 2011 at 14:13:00 GMT+10
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