Friday, 1 July 2011

Stop Press. 'Huge Middle East Earthquake'

A Huge Earthquake with a strength of 8.2 on the Richter scale has hit three adjoining middle eastern countries north of the Suez canal.
Up to now more than Three million persons have perished and many more injured.
The area is in total ruin. and authorities are in a dilemma where to start the clean up.
The rest of the world is in shock.
America is sending in troops to help.
Saudi Arabia is sending oil.
Many countries are sending relief supplies.
New Zealand is sending Hal Al beef, lamb and food crops.
Asian countries are sending laour to assist in rebuilding.
Canada is sending medical teams with supplies.

Australians, not to be outdone, are sending two million replacement Muslims.

GOD BLESS AUSTRALIA.

2 comments:

I M S. said...

5 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parent is taking their sweet time:


1. Get 24 boxes of shoes and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
5. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here

Vest said...

IMS: or Andy Pandy.
Have you not got better things to do with your numerous qualifications other than stuff up something already stuffed.
Any how; 'How are You'? give me a bell or call in.

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