If he is the second coming he better get on with the job and straighten things out.
Very few, at the time, 'believed' the 'historical' Jesus, either.
(doubt whether i have to reiterate, in this space, that Yeshua ben Yoseph apparently was born and lived in a part of the ancient Mediterranean area called Judea .. by the Romans? .. heh)
Dun fink so vesty he isn't as popular as he was in year 0001.
Once he is hogtied and nailed to the Mast Yard arm and the sympathetic Oohs rock the world the miracle will happen ,it is then the woes of the world will vanish..Maybe. don't blame me if I am wrong. Mike.
I think Albert Einstein would have been a great candidate for the 'Second coming'.Born with the correct heritage OK.But he died a normal death, Albert only worshipped his parents,he was aware his father was not God and knew the hereafter was bunkum..but then again one may live in hope if such a reward will keep them happy.
Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them "It'sa illegala toputta 5 people in a Quattro." "Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver. "Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official. "Quattro is just ze name of zefokken automobile" the German saysunbelievingly. "Look at ze dam papers: ze car is designed to karry 5persons" "You canta pulla thata one on me!" replies the Italian customs officer."Quattro meansa four. You have five-a people ina your car and you arethereforea breaking the law." The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your zupervisor over. Ivant to speak to someone viz more intelligence!" "Sorry" responds the Italian officer, "He can'ta come. He'sa busy witha 2guys in a Fiat Uno"
In the early fifties I was the proud owner of a beat up car which had survived The Nippon Occupation of Lion Island and the Malay peninsular, WW2REGO No S938 was a 1937 four seater Ford 8. That would have put Captain Macaroni in retro drive.
Passed my aged drivers test yesterday. It was 59 years ago that I passed the first time....Couldn't even afford a Bike at the time.
Where is lion Island, is it Srilanka? as it has a lion on its flag, am i right.?
Wally: Actually it is not Sri lankaAny one else know where lion island is?
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