Saturday, 21 May 2011

Splitting The Human Race. Your choice the Ruling Class. Or an Ugly Morlock.Or should it all end Today.

The Sunny Central Coast of Strayer is having one of those days outdoors which would deny complaints from the worst gripers, of course apart from Umbrella sellers. In fact the past nine days has been more like a Pommy Spring following that previous week of unseasonal chill.
Yesterday's message of doom and gloom (prev post) has been superseded by today's revelation in my Favourite Newspaper that, a Barmy US religious cult says the world will end today.
I am working on the theory that, Eastern OZ is more forward in the time frame so by midnight, 'Kaput', also if you have any last minute shopping or fancy that last minute roll in the hay with your most favoured, "Do it now".  The extreme forecast for May 21 comes from Harold Camping,89 - year old founder of a Christian cult which interprets the Bible numerologically.
His Family radio.com said "God wants us to know that exactly 7,000 years after God destroyed the world with water in Noah's day, he plans to destroy the world forever".
What a lot of Bollocks." Say's Vest ...me that is.
Vest is offering 100 to 1, $10 min bet, that the world won't end today or even tomorrow.''
I can think of a few people who might take me up on that.
Now something interesting.
Splitting The Human Race. Your choice the Ruling Class. Or an Ugly Morlock.
The human race will one day split into two separate species, an attractive, intelligent ruling elite and an underclass of dim-witted, ugly goblin-like creatures. It has already begun
100,000 years into the future, sexual selection could mean that two distinct breeds of human will have developed. The human race will have reached its physical peak by the year 3000. After they reach their peak around the year 3000 humans will begin to regress. These humans will be between 6ft and 7ft tall and they will live up to 120 years.
"Physical features will be driven by indicators of health, youth and fertility that men and women have evolved to look for in potential mates," suggesting that advances in cosmetic surgery and other body modifying techniques will effectively homogenise our appearance.
Men will have symmetrical facial features, deeper voices and bigger penises, That will make a few of you want to live longer.
Women will all have glossy hair, smooth hairless skin, large eyes and pert breasts.
Racial differences will be a thing of the past as interbreeding -( this is not the type of inter breeding among relatives in Tasmania known to produce offspring with twin heads)- produces a single coffee-coloured skin tone. Some people I know have achieved this already.
The future for our descendants isn't all long life, perfect bodies and chiseled features.
While humans will reach their peak in 1000 years' time, 10,000 years later our reliance on technology will have begun to dramatically change our appearance.
Medicine will weaken our immune system and we will begin to appear more child-like.
The future of man will be a story of the good, the bad and the ugly.
While science and technology have the potential to create an ideal habitat for humanity over the next millennium, there is the possibility of a monumental genetic hangover over the subsequent millennia due to an over-reliance on technology reducing our natural capacity to resist disease, or our evolved ability to get along with each other. After that, things could get ugly, with the possible emergence of genetic 'haves' and 'have-nots'. And the workforce a major race of ugly misshapen hunch backed Gnomes
This theory may strike a chord with readers who have read H G Wells' classic novel The Time Machine, in particular his descriptions of the Eloi and the Morlock races.
In the 1895 book, the human race has evolved into two distinct species, the highly intelligent and wealthy Eloi and the frightening, animalistic Morlock who are destined to work underground to keep the Eloi happy. I reckon Wally would make a great Morlock.
It is time to start living the life that you have imagined. Oh and have a great Weekend.
Vest.....Back soon.


Sunday - May - 22. Well it didn't happen and  most people are alive and kicking after that idiotic prediction from a Barmy faith industry follower. Sleep safely in your beds for a few more years until his next second coming or extinction prophecy.
Vest.

17 comments:

WALLY. said...

Stop picking on me you old geezer, looks like blokes like jimmy from pakistan and us aboriginals will be the the morloks and the top geezer of the elois will be a pasty faced pom like vesty.

Mum says stop swearing.

Vest said...

Wally: sorry to hear of your inferiority complex, and you can tell your Mum we should swear as we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed.
In the main, if people dared to speak to one another unreservedly,there would be a great deal less sorrow in the world a few generation hence.

jaded jane said...

Vest, our legal eagles world wide would suffer from empty pockets should there be unopposed freedom of speech.

Vest said...

Jaded Jane: It is all too rare today to hear the clear clean ring of a really relevant but hidden insult.
In any case arguments are to be avoided: they are always vulgar and often convincing.

Anonymous said...

Golda Meya the Israel P M.was asked how did you win the six day war?
She say's.
"Got the right guys for the job, put all the docs dentists and lawyers in the front line and told them to 'CHARGE"

Vest said...

Wonder where Jimmy has got to. is he off down to the beach in Mumbai with his bucket and spade - or is he still savouring the sight of Warney the ball tweaker slobbering on Liz H the estranged wife of a wealthy Sub Continent bloke at the Wankhede Stadium?

Jimmy said...

I been busy u blokes
Alina wants me all the time

I am completely drained out
like me she too aint getting enuff

Lower deck lawyer. said...

The laws of justice and morality tend to side with those able to field the heaviest artillery. Mike.

Jimmy said...

the likes of OSAMA and his gang dont need the heaviest artillery.


just commitment to a CAUSE
in this case JEHAD

death to the v
forces of EVIL (Satan)

Jimmy said...

Its not that I love u less ....

I have to make ends meet
my income is much lesser than my expenses


So I am cutting down on my outgoings

I cut my net connection and using public cyber cafe....

stopped using cabs and autos
more of public transport bus and train ..


no eating out in fancy restaurants
I cook my own meals

or eat at roadside joints ...



not complaining ......
just want u guys to know ..

hugs and kisses ....

Jane, Stokes - Honour. said...

Still here after the end of the world deadline!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xxxxxxxxxxx

Doris, Canada. said...

Vest,Why do you Bad mouth religious people you should be ashamed of yourself.

Doris, Canada.

Vest said...

Hallo Doris: You must be Doris Vinegar Tits from dumpster alley, Doomville, Canukland, you didn't leave your addy you stupid pimply old bag so how do you expect me to reply you; gormless Knee Bender.

BTW,(_x_)........:)

WALLY. said...

Mum says your at your evil best today vesty are you having a bad day.

Vest said...

Wally: No one can be so calculatedly rude as the British, which amazes most Nth Americans, who do not understand studied insult and can only offer abuse as a substitute.

A man whose business it is to be talked of has much help when being attacked.

Jimmy said...

OSAMA dont didtinguish btw the Yanks and the Brits

kevin said...

the "Old Money" Brits who are decendents of the inbred elite in the British Empire are experiencing a very difficult time in dealing with the global economy that has no place for their dumb ass superiority complexes. That is one bad cultural/social element that is being taken care of by the newer generations/diversity in population and the common sense thought that we can't afford to support a bunch of fools who think their name has productive weight in a society. I am of the mind to predict that England for example, will commence having social uprising soon as a result of the "Economic Elites" attempt to keep them poor, and as Marx said "a reserve surplus of cheap labour". It will all work out in the end and the Upper Class will soon get the hang of it in terms of putting their carcasses to some form of productive use.

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