Most of his height is hanging in his strides.
If you mean his willy Wally you are a very wicked Wally.
Heyyy guysI m an old young man too TODAYjust like u guysI woke up in the morning and found I had turned 60 today
these WORDS will go with my BLOG now.......... I am 60 years young and it would seem like there is nothing exciting ahead of me. But....you never know........
I will just have to forget teenagers and KESHI and settle for older young girls
A young man went into a sex shop to buy some condoms, and a sales girl approached him.Sales girl: Can I help you, Sir?Young man: Yes, I want to buy some condoms.Sales girl: What size do you need, Sir?Young man: I didn't realize they came in different sizes. I don't know what size I would need.Sales girl: May I hold your penis to tell what size you would need? As she was holding the penis, she called for assistance: "Give me a SMALL one... Wait! Make it MEDIUM...Wait! Make it LARGE... Shit! Give me a TISSUE !!!"
A young cowboy from Texas goes off to college. Halfway through the semester, he has foolishly squandered all his money.He calls home. "Dad," he says, "You won't believe what modern education is developing! They actually have a program here in College Station that will teach our dog, Ol' Blue how to talk!""That's amazing," his Dad says. "How do we get Ol' Blue in that program?""Just send him down here with $1,000" the young cowboy says. "I'll get him in the course."So, his father sends the dog and $1,000. About two-thirds of the way through the semester, the money again runs out. The boy calls home."So how's Ol' Blue doing son?" his father asks. ""Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't believe this - they've had such good results they have started to teach the animals how to read!""Read!?" says his father, "No kidding! How do we get Blue into that program?""Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class."The money promptly arrives. But our hero has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will find out the dog can neither talk, nor read... so he shoots the dog.When he arrives home at the end of the year, his father is all excited. "Where's Ol' Blue? I just can't wait to see him read something and talk!""Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just before we left to drive home, Ol' Blue was in the living room, kicked back in the recliner, reading the Wall Street Journal, like he usually does. Then he turned to me and asked, "So, is your daddy still messing' around with that young lady who lives in town?"The father exclaimed, "I hope you shot that son of a bitch before he talks to your Mother!""I sure did, Dad!""That's my boy!"The kid. Wally went on to be a successful lawyer and then went into politics.
The WHOLE DUCKING WORLD is laffing at INDIA todayCWG disasterSecurity breachesfilthy Games VillageFloodsAyodhya VerdictHey RAM !
Imagine there's no Heaven It's easy if you try No hell below us Above us only sky Imagine all the people Living for today Imagine there's no countries It isn't hard to do Nothing to kill or die for And no religion too Imagine all the people Living life in peace You may say that I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one I hope someday you'll join us And the world will be as one Imagine no possessions I wonder if you can No need for greed or hunger A brotherhood of man Imagine all the people Sharing all the world You may say that I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one I hope someday you'll join us And the world will live as one
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