Thursday, 5 November 2009

Clever Scam - Taking advantage of older Men.

Clever Scam - taking advantage of older men

Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it. This will only become more commonplace here on the Gold Coast this summer.

A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Bunnings, or BCF customers. This one caught me by surprise.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-something girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds.

You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen June 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, & 29th. Also July 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th & 28th, three times last Monday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take ad vantage of older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.

Big W has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found cheaper ones for $1.99 at K- Mart and bought them out. Also, you never will get to eat at McDonalds. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth to Bunnings, and BCF.


Enjoy a rewarding weekend.

Just a thought it might work on elderly Spinsters or Maidens getting on a bit.

13 comments:

Vest said...

A similar question was asked by the red haired witch on the Pommy 'Weakest link' show both tonight and about three days ago on FoxTel. Question was. (An archaic name for an unmarried woman)
On monday night the answer was 'Maiden'
But tonight the answer was 'Spinster'
????? Huh!!!

Jimmy said...

I wish I was born in the US of A or the UK

at least I hope to become a Dirty Old Man in Australaya

Jimmy said...

like Vesty
as the sweet young thing Keshi says

WALLY. said...

My uncle bert wants to know where that car park is, he says he's raring to go.

C A. said...

'Hello there this is C A on the Queensland gold coast in bunnings car park - flew up last night with a bag of used bill folds filled with confederate counterfete greenbacks No sign of yet of those horny wallet wenches, been up all night might not be UP to it.

Gordon The Baker. said...

had to stop quick at the lights yesterday and nudged the car in front...a sort of dent.
The Bonsai human in the front car told me he wasn't Happy...I sez you must be grumpy then... thats when the fight started.

Aggie said...

He he Vest. You all wish! Have a good weekend.

maltese mary said...

I remember this blog long back and your anti christ revelations you is not nice for story about young ladies you pig.

Vest said...

Mary mary quite contrary you have spoilt my breakfast, I thought you had ceased blogging, who dug you up?
Friends, Mary is or was a 17 stone hag from stratta stretta in valletta living on the island of wells bells and smells in the Med, she wears size 35 red flannel bloomers with galvanised gussets and smells like a Gharry horse.

WALLY. said...

I hope it isnt hairy mary who tries to nick me wallet.

Anonymous said...

Methinks she is lord Sedgewick in drag.

Vest said...

anon: I doubt it, he's too skinny.
But more like the writerly blog lady.

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