Wednesday, 23 September 2009

Kicking up a Dust. Lifespans and Population Expands. Plus should Catholic Priests be de-nutted?

Today here on the Central Coast of NSW Australia we are approaching mid spring. The Sun shining over a immense mantle of dust kilometers high is penetrating through to the interior of our house; despite that every conceivable entry has been sealed, It is doubtful much out door activity will take place today and my major concern is for those whose livelihood will be affected also asthma sufferers.

Yesterday in Unclesamland an old guy reputedly turned 113 years of age, this I find hard to believe as his origins seem a trifle sketchy. However not so one birthday boy who turns 55 today, Whilst I was serving with the British Navy, Christopher our eldest was born in the British Military Hospital in Singapore to Rosemary my nearest and dearest who was a sweet little twenty year old at the time. Rosemary is still sweet but a little older.
Christopher can join in the B/Day celebrations with approximately 59,725 other Australians from our new revised population figure of 22.8 Million.

Lifespan of secrets....Ever wondered how long a woman can keep a secret? the answer , it seems less than two days. They will typically spill the beans to someone else in 47 hours and 15 minutes. a study of a similar number of women aged 20 to 60 both in the USA and Australia found that,7 out of ten USA women and 4 out of ten Aus women were unable to keep a secret, no matter how personal or confidential the news was. Depending on who the gossip is about, their boyfriend, husband, best friend or mother is most likely to be the initial recipient of the information.
It was not a secret that, Horny Irish Catholic priests visiting women failing to produce children regularly as was expected; were known to provide an immaculate conception.
'DEVIL' PRIEST.
Miami: She was an exotic dancer in a strip club. He a rotten product of the Faith Industry eager to share a night of lust in the VIP lounge, their lust affair ended in January, after she gave birth to his child, now she is demanding child support.
It might be a routine court case if not for David Dueppen's job; Catholic priest.
Beatrice Hernandez filed a restraining order against Dueppen - claiming that when told he began arguing and tried to strangle her.
"He is the Devil" said Hernandez, who provided D N A tests naming the horny priest as the father, "He is the Devil dressed as an Angel."
The Archaic rulings of the Popist Church forbid priests to marry, whereby producing a higher ratio of sex offenders among their ranks than the Normal male population.

It is late am and the dust storm has not abated, the window sills are covered with yellowy brown dust despite the windows being closed, this is not funny, I can not only see it smell it I can now taste it. I suppose the State Govt will get a bollocking for this intrusion upon our lives, with a plethora of priceless clever dicks suggesting how it could have been prevented. I have a great idea but right now I am copping enough criticism. I have a final meeting of our association to attend, we are down to seven members. I found the position of Chairman,Sec and treasurer to much to take on. so herewith ends a legend Fini.
Back later Vest.

Oh BTW, I presume you will have noticed that American women are bigger 'Blabber mouths' than Aus Ladies.

17 comments:

Jimmy said...

Catlik priests shud be rewarded
by a trip to the local cat house


all expenses paid by the Pope

Anonymous said...

the eye of the storm is above my house in Muswellbrook i might live to see another day but i doubt it

Vest said...

My pristine white Ford Falcon in the drive overnight looks more like a turd coloured rust bucket.

Anonymous said...

In South Auckland,New Zealand a fire destroyed a four story block of flats…

A Polynesian family of six con artists lived on the first floor, and all six died in the fire.

An Islamic group of seven Pakistani welfare cheats, all illegally in the country, lived on the second floor, and they, too, all perished in the fire.

Six Maori, gang banger ex-cons lived on the 3rd floor and they too, died.

One white couple lived on the top floor. The couple survived the fire.

Rajen Prasad, Pita Sharples and Mike Minto were furious. They flew into Auckland and quickly demanded a meeting with the fire chief. On camera, they loudly demanded to know why the Islanders, Muslims and Maoris all died in the fire and only the white couple lived.

The fire chief quietly replied, "Simple - they were both at work."

Vest said...

Anonymous: Tim, I hope you survived the dust storm, Dad.

Tim said...

yeah got another one right now

Frank Cook. said...

Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk.



The older of the two pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos. They start reminiscing. 'This is my oldest son Mohammed. He would have been 24 years old now.'



'Yes, I remember him as a baby,' says the other mother cheerfully.



'He's a martyr now though,' mum confides.



'Oh, so sad dear,' says the other.



,And this is my second son Kalid. He would have been 21.'



'Oh, I remember him,' says the other happily, 'he had such curly hair when he was born'.



'He's a martyr too,' says mum quietly.



'Oh, gracious me,' says the other.



'And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He would have been 18,' she whispers.



'Yes,' says the friend enthusiastically, 'I remember when he first started school.'



'He's a martyr also,' says mum, with tears in her eyes.



After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says, 'They blow up so fast, don't they?'

Vest said...

Tim: Its vanguard is here now, the main force is expected to follow soon.Dad.

Jo Sanders. said...

Advice for new Muslim immigrants to Australia........If you are trapped in a burning house or have been seriously injured and are bleeding to death, the new emergency number is:




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Warmest regards.

Jimmy said...

and for Indian students attacked by white mobs?

Jimmy said...

The Sanders guy is a real Joe
typical of white Aussies in Ozland

Anonymous said...

hi jimmy. jo is a nice aussie lady.

Jimmy said...

in INDIA we have it all

GAY sex is and marriage allowed now

we have MUSLIM fanatics and good guys
HINDU FANATICS the BJP and BAJRANG DAL

CHRISTIAN FANATICS who joined the NAXAL movement

MODERATES like the ITALIAN Sonia and CONGRESS

we have had PACIFISTS like MK Gandhi

and eye for an eye Narendra Mody


and also SCIENTISTS on MOON missions to discover WATER on MOON

the Americans found AIR on the MOON to set the STARS and STRIPES blowing in the wind

Anonymous said...

Zebra kills Whale.

An English lady was kicked by a Zebra while on safari in Africa.
Eileen Whale was struck by the Zebra and flew in the air?.
Mrs Whale was hospitalised but died later after suffering kidney and abdominal.

Vest said...

Whale of a story!!!.
"Sounds Fishy to me".

Jimmy said...

Lady
dont mess with the Muslims
no place on EARTH HEAVEN and HELL is out or reach of Muslim vengeance


OBAMA knows
so he is trying to build bridges now
but it is too late


too much Muslim blood has been shed by BUSH and Blair

Vest said...

CLEANING UP.
This week's duststorm was so popular that a sequel is in the works.
It should be a hit with anyone whose camera isn't already loaded with images of Sydney in orange.
Among those who won't be overjoyed at Duststorm(2)- everyone throughout N S W who paid around $20 to have their car washed, bugger.

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