Friday, 4 September 2009

Here we go again. The prodigal presents yet another problem.

Budgewoi NSW OZ 11:35 am Frid Sept 4. 09.
Keeping it a secret from our number five son, our trip overseas was disclosed on our return when he bucked up courage to apologise for his unseemly behaviour over the past year or so. Finally arriving with daughters over the past W/E together with new B/F. Although tension reigned throughout the visit, it finally concluded amicably followed by a sigh of relief from nearest and dearest and myself.
Since returning from the U/K much of my time has been spent in the garden, also any moment I expect a call from number four son who will be laying a new kitchen floor plus new carpet for the stairs and upper hallway. Being that it is Friday and two days away from 'Fathers Day', it would not surprise me if the Wife's bedroom curtain replacement project will join the confusion. Fortunately the pain in my right foot which arrived four days ago has disappeared overnight, maybe getting ones leg over may have been the answer. Back after lunch.
12:52 pm. Ah well only a thunderstorm or a bushfire could put the final finish to this present Weekend. Christopher who lives with us has revealed that he received a phone call from prodigal son informing us that prodigal son is vacating his present abode in Muswelbrook 174 klms distant and is moving back with a former friend who has recently returned from vacation in Unclesamland, his more recent friend has been given the ass and P/R requires assistance from yours truly to provide financial and physical assistance for yet another move.
There has been no positive response from myself on this matter and I feel the pain in my right foot is about to make a come back.

All for now Vest.

14 comments:

Jimmy said...

I tot u was in bed

Jimmy said...

Prodigal son returns
dis calls for a celebration

Vest said...

Jimmy : You provide the 'Fatted Calf' and the Chef plus Accom.

Jimmy said...

dont be Uncle Scrooge
u gott pots of money

what u lack is LOVE

Nichola said...

dear uncle les and auntie rosemary , great to hear you are back home safe and sound . hope you and chris had a great time in the motherland!! i'm waiting for a skip to get here , my new kitchen comes next week and neils working away in wales. all our love nick, neil, dan, sam and abbie

kate...fb. said...

Hi vesty, I know you were back from uk but when are you coming to the club, havent seen you for ages, luvs ya xxx.

WALLY said...

If jimmy had half a brain he would be clever..
glad your back and my mum sends her love.

Jimmy said...

me too Kate
where u been?

Jimmy said...

if Wally had what I have
He wudnt be wanking

rosemary said...

Jimmy, the subject of wanking is not allowed on this blog, keep it clean. do you realize you have had 83 deleted comments since records were kept 14 months ago.

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Jimmy said...

Wooooo Hooooo
I will soon be 100

lower deck lawyer. said...

Jimmy, you mean a 100 per cent nut case I presume.

Jimmy said...

Stop looking in the mirror all the time LD