Friday, 13 March 2009

This News will surely Resurrect the dead Quicker than J C.

Dead Cert For A $900:00 Windfall.

DEAD People may be paid $900:00 by the Australian Federal Government as part of its 'Stimulus Package'. Widely known as the Lazarus Odyssey.

The Australian Tax Office web-site says if all eligibility criteria is met, the money will be paid to the deceased persons estate.
Estates I believe normally have about three years to wind up so certainly there will be deceased estates, in other words dead people, (similar to some suspects who receive info from this blog and are too bone idle to respond although some may consider a funny non personal Email a quick substitute for a personalised communication)Feel insulted? too bad.
However, getting back to the freebie handouts. Eligible cadavers and those in vases on the kitchen shelf and those like some of you imitating the not too long departed will qualify for Prime Minister Kevin Rudd's $900:00 stimulus package.
This brazen cock up, engineered by our recently Anointed Labour (Red, or Democrat)PM, relative of Robin frigging Hood, was flawed from its beginning. due to KEV rushing the bill through with little thought in order to score leadership points.
Well there's great news for dead people - Kevin Rudd is going to give them $900:00 as part of the economic stimulus package.
I guess the question to Kevin Rudd is very simple.
What does he expect dead people to spend money on to stimulate the economy?

BTW: I have a regular bunch of callers from Canada and the U S A, comprising the majority of callers, but rarely commenting, however, these people are scared out of their wits fearful that they be caught out visiting here by that gun toting biddy from Minnesota. you know, the one who rides the V8 Broomstick.

Have a cheerful weekend, Vest, Daily Gaggle.

4 comments:

GRAEME. said...

"You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out
of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person
must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody
anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When
half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the
other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the
idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what
they work for, that my dear friend, is about the end of any nation. You
cannot multiply wealth by dividing it."

Aggie said...

If I "play dead" will he still pay a stimulus package to me? I'm all for it, if so! Lol!

Vest said...

Aggie: Would 900 bucks from any source be enough for you not to play dead.XXX.

Anonymous said...

Well they could update their tombstone!!