Saturday, 14 March 2009

Andrew B .The Perfection Fascist.

Andrew B, I have known for close up to thirty years from his age of approx 40.
Andrew reminds me of Rowan Atkinson a bit; plus a super nerd with an answer to the worlds problems at his finger tips, at times he can be flippant and angry at what most people would regard as sufficient information to make a point during discourse. Physically non violent, Andrew will remain my friend regardless of his recent outbursts.

Andrew's most recent outburst in an Email received today follows that of his rebuke regarding a recent post in which I posted a 'Joke Poem' , submitted by my bean counting friend Graeme, in the post titled. WRIGLEYS CHEWING GUM 9 March 09, in which Andrew submitted the following stupid corrections.

Vest said...
Andrew: my right to reply, without further remarks, regarding your audacity to infer that my English is imperfect. It is something I am already aware of.
The following Email was sent to me by a friend Andrew B. Who Say's--

I had to edit your item as there are defects in the English.added the word 'me' between fetch -and- another----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Who said Australians weren't romantic?.When a sentence ends with a question mark, there is no need for a (period mark) . to followAs the ? already represents that and the . is included in the ? toindicate the end of a sentence.It means that when I'm ready, there's somethin there to grabIt means that when I'm ready, there's somethin' there to grab(apostrophe missing that denotes a missing letter)Somehow it was correct on the second line(Of course I love ya darlin'. You're a bloody top-notch bird.)I think its very sexy that you've got dimples on ya thighs.you've (is an abbreviation, (and a bad one at that) - of - you have.so placing 'got' after it becomes redundant.As it already means 'you have dimples on your thighs'....besides, got in fact the word 'get' means to obtain something by toil.So it does not belong in the sentence on two countsI swear on me nanna's grave now, the moment that we met,Red marked. What is this me nonsense? Written by a 12 year old no doubt.No matter what u look like I'll always love ya dear, now shut up while the footy's on and fetch another beer..Changed to : No matter what you look like; I'll always love ya' dear,Writing just a letter u is a sure sign of illiteracy. (or mental laziness at best)... In the faint hope that the writers English will improve.In a bid to stamp out illiteracy.It seems that many adults have caught this disease.ims@unwired.com.au.................Vest Say's. " Andrew, go and get well and truly stuffed dicko, only an arsehole of your calibre would fail to recognize it was a copied message sent to me by none other than 'Graeme' who is an accountant and a regular contributor to the comments section". Andrew, if you are unsure how to use the comments section, ask and I will instruct you".Have a thoughtful day, your dear fiend - sorry er - friend ,J L S, aka L J B or Vest.There is only one success - to be able to live your life in your own way and not to give others absurd, maddening claims upon it.
Tuesday, 10 March 2009 08:06:00 AM EST



Today, 14 March 2009.I received the following from Andrew.

DELETE : Ressurect (Your teacher has marked your post as 7/10 due to spelling error.INSERT ResurrectSuggest you write it in Microsoft Word and do a spell check first, or request a spelling checker that will check manyvaried documents. You can possibly find one if by searching on Google. (Maybe the dictionary should be resurrected from the trash can)Also This brazen cockup, engineered by our recently Anointed Labour (Red, or Democrat)PM, relative of Robinfrigging HCheers! [Postscript] Try Labor It is clearly written on all promotional material, press and the party website.... You should not be making such stupid mistakes. You have been in Australia long enough to know better.NOW READ ON AND OPEN YOUR EYES..... (IGNORANCE IS NOT BLISS)Note: If the citizens are not armed, what will they fight with if there is (and possibly will be in the near future) a civil war? Sticks? And forget about Martin Bryant, Do the research, read the court and evidence transcripts, and you will discover that he was set up, in order to convince the public to disarm. His future and rights are considered a small price to pay. ( A few dead? - just a small drop in the ocean of humanity) the proletariat needs to be kept powerless, the ruling elite have a need to maintain total power and control - no matter what - Give up your civil rights to be protected? (Rather like the fox telling the chicken that he will protect it) Open your eyes to what is really happening. The US Government is already preparing for a possible civil war occurring. Having pulled the teeth out of every regulatory agency they could locate, the US treasury has been looted by Bush & Co. And for their final coup de grace they bailed out [with public money] the very banks that were culpable for the large part of the financial debacle in the first place. The only thing they are not doing is flying the 'Jolly Roger' from their mast, although they have well and truly Jolly Rogered the world. Didn't see it coming? Come on..... I saw it. And here's the real clincher. Now the financial elite/Zionists/American Imperialists have installed their latest sock-puppet - Obama - to clean up the mess. He can't, so to knee-cap the inevitable revolt, he has Martial Laws at his disposal. And the black folk who are known to start revolts. Nobody can subdue the blacks like Obama can --- Crowd control it's as simple as that.... The ruling establishment has to maintain power and control despite the major Fuck-up they have caused over the past 8 years. Half the population are already pissed-off - they no longer trust the Government in general. A scheme has to be set up to keep everyone ignorant, because the system is falling apart at the seams. The youth are the first ones to protest, and the blacks have a history or rioting. Obama can (at least for now) pacify them. When new powers are passed, the people disarmed, and unable to fight Total control that Hitler would be proud of. Lets say you are one of the puppeteers who run the big show from behind the scenes , If you were one of the deeply embedded in the Military Industrial Complex, the Central Banking System, The Big 5 Media, etc. Yo know the people that steer and even rig the elections, The Disaster Capitalists whose portfolios are set to make profits of any and nearly all disasters. People who seek global domination, and use the United States as a machine to make that a reality. Bush's crimes will be buried forever - Continued perpetual war to create income/wealth for the industrial-military empire. Expansion of taxes to create a global tax to pay for the war on terror (which they themselves created) Build a new missile defense shield. and create a new 'cold war' - Expand copyright laws - (and jail the offenders, and confiscate their property) - Expand FBI powers not only in the USA but to other partner countries. Already, any country that has signed up to the FTA (Free Trade Agreement, is subject to the US Patriot Act. (Which supersedes, local laws) THe FBI have installed their own Office in those countries (Including Australia) This is said to be for the reason to protect US corporate Interests Obama does not speak out about the use of DU munitions issue, and use by the US in foreign countries. DU (Depleted Uranium) for your information has a half life of 4 billion ( 4 million x 1000) years. And caused birth defects and various cancers in those subjected to it) He is dodging the fact that the commission that investigated 9/11 which concluded that 9/11 was a total farce. To admit to the people that, would be political suicide. Obama is a member of the S&B (Skull and Bones) of which there are 900 members. (Bush's administration contained 11 of them) (Not to mention Bush's dad and brother Jeb. Zionist extremists commit equally evil crimes/atrocities like Muslim extremists. (calling for genocide against their enemy) (Same as Nazi's) The USA has become an imperialistic dictatorship. Any country that disapproves will be invaded and beaten to a pulp, and assets removed. Spreading fear about global warming will create new industries and more wealth to the ruling elites. The Carbon Trading Casino will be used to let the poor working bastards to be forced to play and pay, Like the Forex market, Bear Market, Commodities market etc. etc.... My recommendation to all the financial elites, banksters, zionists and stockbrokers working in high-rise buildings JUMP! YOU FUCKERS IMS



Vest Say's poor Andrew. Please get well soon, and remember to be pleasant to your elders. I have also given your medical prognosis to my Chinese doctor who became alarmed on hearing of your malady, he will contact you soon.
BTW, you did not spell check your most recent tirade. Have a thoughtful day. Vest.
PS, don't use the 'F' word on my blog.

Bloggers who comment. "How many incorrect spelling and punctuation mistakes did Andrew score in his statement regarding the state of the union"? I counted 29.

17 comments:

Jimmy said...

Andrew B
my heart bleeds for u

Jimmy said...

its all about communication
non verbal communication is some times more effective


2 fingers raised
tells a lott

CA,USA. said...

What a goon is andrew b, he must see a doctor soon asp, is he a pot or a kettle?

Aggie said...

Oh dear, the old "it's all a conspiracy" theory rides again. What it all has to do with spelling, I don't know.

lower deck lawyer. said...

Andrew B, I bet you get locked up each night at sundown.

Amy, Swansea NSW. said...

Andrew B, stop being a creep, your offensive manner to the blog author is unwarranted. What is contained here is proof of your complete stupidity. How can you be such a fool to allow your own poorly written mess to be open to criticism after denigrating Vest. I would suggest an apology to Vest would clear the air.

Vest. I lost count on his mistakes.

Rosemary said...

Andrew B. Hi there Andy Pandy. I have always thought of you being a bit of a boffin but now you have outpaced yourself and become a 'Boofhead'. Don't drag this stoush out of the closet when we meet next. Cool down. Your friend Rose.

graeme. said...

Subject: English is easy!]










Makes
you think !!!

Read to the end . . . a
new twist

1) The
bandage was wound around
the wound.

2) The farm
was used to produce
produce .

3) The dump
was so full that it had to refuse
more refuse.

4) We
must polish the Polish furniture.

5) He
could lead if
he would get the lead
out.

6) The soldier decided
to desert his
dessert in the desert.

7) Since
there is no time like the present,
he thought it was time to present the
present .

8) A bass was
painted on the head of the bass drum.

9) When shot
at, the dove
dove into the
bushes.

10) I did not object to
the object.

11) The
insurance was invalid for
the invalid.

12) There was
a row among
the oarsmen about how to row.

13) They were
too close to
the door to close it.

14) The
buck does funny
things when the does are
present.

15) A seamstress and
a sewer fell
down into a sewer line.

16) To help
with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17)
The wind was
too strong to wind the
sail.

18) Upon
seeing the tear in
the painting I shed a tear.

19) I had
to subject the subject to
a series of
tests.

20) How can
I intimate this
to my most intimate friend?


Let's face it
- English is a crazy language. There is no egg in
eggplant or ham in hamburger, and neither apple
nor pine in
pineapple.
English
muffins weren't invented in England nor
French fries in France. Sweetmeats are
candies, while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet,
are meat. We take English for granted. But
if we explore its paradoxes, we find that
quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square
and a guinea pig is neither
from Guinea
nor is it a
pig.

And why is it that writers
write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce
and hammers don't ham? If the plural of
tooth is teeth,
why isn't the
plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese.
So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices?
Doesn't it seem crazy
that you can make amends
but not one amend? If you have a bunch of
odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them,
what do you call
it?


If teachers
taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a
vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a
humanitarian eat? Sometimes I think all the
English speakers should be committed to an asylum
for the verbally insane. In what language do
people recite at a play and play at a
recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by
ship? Have noses that run and feet that
smell?

How can a
slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a
wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You
have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language
in which your house can burn up as it burns down,
in which you fill in a form by filling it out and
in which an alarm goes off by going
on.

English was invented by
people, not computers, and it reflects the
creativity of the human race, which, of course, is
not a race at all. That is why, when the stars are
out, they are visible, but when the lights are
out, they are
invisible.


P.S. - Why
doesn't 'Buick' rhyme with 'quick'
?


You
lovers of the English language might enjoy this
.

There
is a two-letter word that perhaps has more
meanings than any other two-letter word, and that
is 'UP.'

It's
easy to understand UP, meaning
toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when
we awaken in the morning, why do we
wake UP ? At a
meeting, why does a topic
come UP ? Why
do we speak UP and
why are the officersUP for
election and why is it UP to the
secretary to write UP a
report
?

We
call UP our
friends. And we use it to
brighten UP a
room, polish UP the
silver; we
warm UP the
leftovers and clean UP the
kitchen. We lock UP the
house and some guys fix UP the
old car. At other times the
little word has real special meaning. People stir
UP trouble,
line UP for
tickets, work UP an appetite, and
think UP excuses.
To be dressed is one thing, but to be
dressed UP is
special.


And
this UP is
confusing: A drain must be
opened UP
because it
is stopped UP. We
open UP a
store in the morning and we close
it UP at
night.

We seem
to be pretty mixed UP about UP! To be
knowledgeable about
the
proper uses
of UP, look the
word UP in the
dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary, it
takes UP almost 1/4th
of the page and can add UP to
about thirty definitions. If you
are UP
to it, you
might try building a list of the many
ways UP is
used. It will take UP a lot
of your time, but if you don't
giveUP, you may
wind UP with
a hundred or more. When it
threatens to rain, we say it is
clouding UP. When the
sun comes out we say it is
clearing UP...When it
rains, it wets the earth and often messes
things UP. When
it doesn't rain for awhile, things
dry UP. One
could go on and on, but I'll wrap
it UP, for now my
time is UP,so........it is time to
shut UP!

Oh . .
. one more thing:

What is
the first thing you do in the morning & the
last thing you
do at
night? - U ---
P

Jimmy said...

Love one another
as I have loved u
- JC

Jimmy said...

our passions
our hates

all this is nothing
we cant take it with us
when we go


only LOVE matters in the end

Jimmy said...

lets cherish every moment we have been given the time is passin by..




cherish the love we had, we should chersih the life we live..
cherish the love, cherish the life, cherish the love..

cherish the love we had, for as long as we both shall live..
cherish the love, cherish the life, cherish the love..


the world is always changing nothing stays the same..
but love will stand the test of time..


cherish the love we had, we should chersih the life we live..
cherish the love, cherish the life, cherish the love.....

CA, USA said...

Jimmy this is not a post on love or hate it is all about bombasity and stupidity.
How on earth the son of god got involved beats me, mebbe that Andrew B guy is J C resurrected.

Jimmy said...

its LENT
u assk

frog said...

best funny post iv'e read for some time ha ha.

Vest said...

Jimmy, Yes I know it is Lent, and we eat fish during that period but not for your antiquated reason.
It is St Pats day on Tues when all of the oz loonies with Irish names crawl from their holes to search for a crock of gold.

Jimmy said...

the Pope is an assk
eating fish dont make sense in India


fish is expensive
beef is cheapest


coz the Hindus dont eat beef

Vest said...

Jimmy: The favourite fare for Indian missionary munchers was Kate and Sidney pie.

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