Monday, 13 October 2008

Gay Cannibal with a Taste for Friendship

Ex Mr Gay UK 'killed and ate dinner pal in cannibal horror', court told
A former Mr Gay UK killed a man he cooked dinner for and tried to eat his flesh, a jury heard yesterday.
Ex-chef Anthony Morley is said to have seasoned bits of thigh with fresh herbs then fried them in olive oil.
Police found six pieces of cooked flesh on a chopping board and a chewed piece in the kitchen bin.
Morley, 36 – the first Mr Gay UK in 1993 – denies murdering advertising salesman Damian Oldfield.
He claims the 33-year-old homosexual tried to rape him, the court was told.
Morley is said to have walked to a nearby takeaway in a blood-stained dressing gown and flip-flops. He asked staff to call the police then sat outside waiting to be arrested.
Mr Andrew Stubbs, QC, prosecuting, told the jury of eight women and four men at Leeds crown court that Morley was unsure of his sexuality.
But he had arranged to meet Mr Oldfield, who worked for the publishers of a gay magazine called Bent, in Leeds last April.
They exchanged text messages earlier in the day and in one of them Morley wrote: “Never been really properly gay. Tried being bi, tried being straight but never been a hundred per cent happy. Maybe one day I will find happiness.”
The pair later went back to Morley’s house in Leeds, where Morley made them both a meal.
Afterwards they went up to his bedroom and that is where the alleged attack happened, the court heard. Mr Oldfield had his throat cut while he was under the duvet and collapsed on the floor where he was stabbed numerous times, including several times after he was already dead.
Police found a nine-inch piece of skin and flesh, including a nipple, had been cut from his chest and left alongside the body with a bank card put over the gaping wound. Another eight-inch slice was cut from his thigh.
Officers found six pieces of cooked flesh from the dead man on a chopping board.
He added: “A further piece of cooked flesh which appeared to have been chewed was later found in a bin bag in the kitchen.”
Saliva on the flesh matched Morley’s DNA profile.
He allegedly told police: “Someone tried to rape me and I have killed that person.”After his arrest, he is said to have mumbled: “I cooked him a nice meal. I said to take it slow, why did he do that?”

The trial continues.

10 comments:

wally said...

Hey man munch my bunch for lunch.

jessica--ten & half said...

a hundred and fifty years ago Kiwi Maoris would raid the next village and capture young people and cook em. thats why most Maoris are big and Fat.

Vest said...

Hi to young Jessica, you seem to be a little too fragile to be visiting this blog , I hope your parents know about this.
However, It has been said that certain pacific based cannibals had a penchant for the occasional 'Kate and Sidney Pie'.

Aggie said...

There are some poor sick people in this world.
Yuk!

Keshi said...

omg yukkkkkkkkkkkkk!

Keshi.

gordon said...

maybe he couldn't hack the taste of his sausage.

graeme said...

This came from one of our clients.


Update on Banking crisis... news from Japan
Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and
the
Run on HBOS in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan.

In the last 7 hours Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up
and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches. Yesterday,
it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for
a song,
while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they
nose-dived.

Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is
reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black. Furthermore,
500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that
there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that
staff may get a raw deal.

lower deck lawyer said...

"Oh No. Not long pig again"

graeme said...

IT MUST HAVE BEEN A VERY BRAVE MAN WHO WROTE THIS!
> >> Son asked his mother the following question:
> >> 'Mum, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother
> >> looks at her son and
> >> replies, 'Son, this shows your friends and relatives
> >> that your bride is pure.'The son thanks his Mum and goes
> >> off to double-check this with his father.
> >> 'Dad why are wedding dresses white?' The father
> >> looks at his son in surprise and TAKES him on a
> >> walkabout,he shows him the fridge and asks him what is the
> >> colour, to which the son replies :
> >> ' WHITE '. he does the same for
> >> the dishwasher, the washing
> >> machine, the stove, etc etc.
> >> Then he tells the son:
> >> 'Son, all household appliances come in white.'

Vest said...

Update on Cannibal man.
The British chef who killed a man with a knife, then cooked and ate his flesh, was yesterday sentenced to a minimum of thirty years in the slammer.