Monday, 1 September 2008

A Two -Headed Baby. Also MP Defends Live Burials. And A Cat with Four Ears.

Two-headed baby under police guard

A baby boy born with two heads has been put under police guard in a Bangladesh hospital after a 15,000 strong mob arrived to look at it.

The baby, named Kiron, weighed 5.5kg when he was born on Monday morning by caesarean in Keshobpur.

Gynaecologist Mohamad Abdul Bari said: "He has one stomach and he is eating normally with his two mouths. He has one genital organ and a full set of limbs.

"He was born from one embryo but there was a developmental anomaly."

Doctors have been unable to determine whether the baby has one or two sets of vital organs.

Due to the large crowds gathering at the hospital to try and see the baby, both the mother, 22, and son have been moved to a larger hospital and the police have been called in.

"Around 150,000 people gathered yesterday from different areas. It became tough for us to care for the baby,” Mr Bari added.

"We called police to tackle the situation and they are guarding the hospital in Jessore as well."
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Live Burials? Yes that is right, and Quite Rightly so says Muslim MP.
ISLAMABAD: A Pakistan politician has defended a decision by southwestern tribesmen to bury five women alive, Simply because they wanted to choose their own husbands.
This Pig headed goon obviously influenced by Archaic Sharia Laws, asked stunned Pakistani MP's to spare him their outrage. This boneheaded twit stated 'These are centuries old traditions and I will continue to defend them"
Isra Ullah Zeri, who represents Baluchistan, said yesterday. "Only those who indulge in immoral acts shoud be afraid.?
The women, Three of them teenagers, were first shot and then thrown in a ditch.
They were still breathing as their bodies were covered with mud
According to media reports, which said their "crime" was wishing to marry men of their own choosing.

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He may have the usual nine lives... but this cool cat also has FOUR ears.

Two-year-old Yoda - named after the pointy-eared Star Wars character - is lapping it up as America's oddest pet.

He was adopted by Valerie and Ted Rock after they found him prowling a bar near their home in Chicago, Illinois. Now they've had him electronically tagged.

"He's so special we don't want to lose him," says Val. "He's very affectionate and we have great fun showing him off."

She admits he does appear a bit strange at first. But then lugs aren't everything..

23 comments:

wally. said...

And I bet the pussy is as happy as a dog with two dicks

Ra-Ra-Ra-Rachel said...

Interesting!

I wonder what they are going to do with the baby with two heads. They also just had a cow with two heads. Coincidence?

graeme said...

A lady walks into Tiffany's. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now.

As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.

Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?'

Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?'

He answers, 'Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to shit yourself when I tell you the price.'

lower deck lawyer. said...

It reminds me of the joke about the sailor with two dicks.
The women who fell for the con on seeing the second dick small and flacid would be told by the sailor, "Oh this one often gets unresponsive when it doesn't get the first go". Mike.

Kate...fb said...

Another oddity is a guy named Jimmy who is from mumbai India, he has a huge dick on his shoulders and balls for ears and a head between his crotch which has a big mouth he pees through.

Vest said...

I have received a vid clip of a group of women who have grown appendages due to The Chernobyl Russia Nuclear disaster, This is a fun thingy a bit of a laugh.

Jimmy said...

Passion is the creator

a great work of art is always the fruit of passion
(if there is no passion, it is sterile)


the love of a man for a woman (who died)
created the TAJ MAHAL

Michael Angelo
Van Gogh
Shakespeare
Leonardo da Vinci ....

were all passionate about their work


a baby is the fruit of passion
the parents have to be passionate
to shoot off sperm
the Ova must be ready to accept


it is not necessary for the parents to be married
u cud have a love child



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Jimmy said...

hihihihihi
Kate thinks I have a beeg thingy


she will be disappointed

Jimmy said...

Ra Ra Ra for Rachel
that was funny

Jimmy said...

sailor with 2 dicks?
on whom does Vest use the second?

Anonymous said...

hope not K

Anonymous said...

K has quantity
but she lacks passion


she needs to fall in love
be swept of her feet



or at least get laid

Keshi said...

sad tho...:(


Come and check my blog Vesty, u hv an award to collect :)


Keshi.

Anonymous said...

Ooh an award Mr vest you are so lucky, you better take both of them as the lady sounds clucky.

Amy...swansea said...

If you are up to it you will need lots of rest and gentle excercise, and a diet of steak eggs and pasta, and Guinness stout beer.
And dont forget the Viagra.

Anonymous said...

You lucky old sod -- first to make it into her Boudoir, and if you do I'm snitching to Rosemary.

ca said...

The green eye'd dragon is among you all and spitting its fires of jealousy, remember two members two fire extinguishers.

Vest said...

I'm not sure what this innuendo-supposition is all about, if it is supposed to be hilarious I'll laugh along with you all, in any case I would have more success in driving the rolls through an eye of a needle.

Vest said...

Rachel: Two heads are better than one we are told.x

Vest said...

Keshi: Done, Ok. Ta.

Anonymous said...

whaaaaattt??
done what?

Anonymous said...

oooooohhhh
I never been done by 2 haeds

Vest said...

Anon: "done what".

MYOBDH.

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