Friday, 11 July 2008

Bitchy Anne Robinson shows her WEAKEST LINK

A Portsmouth England Magistrate, has told the presenter of the Brit TV show The Weakest Link to say "Goodbye" to her drivers licence. This is a weekday show on Foxtel Sydney Mon-Frid's, followed by "Eggheads", I usually watch both, but have problems when it comes to Anne Robinsons Phonetics, hard to sort out Bs Vs Ds Gs etc, for example "Beginning with B ends up beginning with V. However, Annie Cocksure has come unstuck.
Weakest Link presenter Anne Robinson was banned from driving for six months today, plus a 100 pound fine Aud$225.oo.

The TV personality was convicted at Portsmouth Magistrates’ Court after admitting her fourth speeding offence since September 2005.

The court heard the latest one occurred in Anglesey Road, Portsmouth on August 8 last year when the 63-year-old, who did not attend the hearing, was clocked doing 43mph in a 30mph zone.

Michael McGoldrick, in defence, said his client was disorientated by the road system after leaving a ferry from the Isle of Wight. He said it was the first time she had ever driven there and didn’t realise she was in a restricted speed area.


I was I/C of a busy section in the drafting offices of Portsmouth Naval Barraccks 1966, Prior to leaving the Royal Navy on Pension.
A few days before becoming a Civvy, a few of the lads and I went on a bender, became pissed (Before Breathalizers) and was fined in the Portsmouth Magistrates court Five Pounds for parking my car without lights; in the street after midnight.
A day later a Cocky young sailor was released from the Magistrates court cells after being drunk and peeing up against the Pub wall. Overhearing I had been fined Five Pounds, He stated he was very lucky only to be fined Three Pounds. I replied "You are very lucky, and also you have missed your lunch and you have one hour to catch a train to Stansted Airport for a Flight to Gibraltar" He looked surprised, I then told him " You have missed your ship clever dick and the cost will be about Eighty five pounds, docked from your pay for about a month, Plus further punishment deemed by your captain for missing your ship, here are your tickets , so on your way, and remember, Parking your car without lights can be much cheaper than piddling up against the pub wall.

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wooo Hooo
the lady from Sira passed us

I gave her all my charm
full blast

she was floored

Anonymous said...

Parking your car without lights can be much cheaper than piddling up against the pub wall.

hahahahaha
in India we dont get find for that

Anonymous said...

me

Anonymous said...

What are some of the kinkiest things that you can do with the opposite sex?

Basically what, when done with the opposite sex, turns you on. Perhaps Dancing, Watching a movie together, Cooking etc turns you on.

So go on, let's see how observant, tuned in and kinky some people here are.

Jim said...

Hippy is an establishment label for a profound, invisible, underground, evolutionary process.

For every visible hippy, barefoot, beflowered, beaded, there are a thousand invisible members of the turned-on underground.

Persons whose lives are tuned in to their inner vision, who are dropping out of the TV comedy of American Life.

- Timothy Leary (The Politics of Ecstasy) 1967

Anonymous said...

Joke of the Day

The Shiny-Walled Box Thingie

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves.
The lad asked, "What is this, father?"

The father, having never seen an elevator, responded, "I have no idea what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles lit up above the walls.

The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman stepped out.

The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother."

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Anonymous said...

I miss Mary the Rose

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I have a long list...

getting up early and snuggling inside her blanket and giving her a mouth job to wake her up with full ecstasy

then as she enters the bath..soaping her back and then actually soaping her whole body and then drying her up with the towel and then give her a olive oil massage

Wen her hands will be all messed up making flour dough..snuggling her from behind and kissing her neck to ear.. letting my hands to roam free...

while eating in a restuarant giving her a nice time with my naughty fingers... :P

Anonymous said...

Don’t Be Promiscuous

Sex is the means by which the race projects itself into the future through children and family.

A lot of pleasure and happiness can come from sex: nature intended it that way so the race would go on. But misused or abused, it carries with it heavy penalties and punishments: nature seems to have intended it that way also.

We must be faithful to our sexual partners. Unfaithfulness generates guilt. Guilt is a milder evil. This generates jealousy and vengence which are the greater monsters: one never know when they will cease to sleep.

It is all very well to speak of ‘being civilized’, ‘being educated’, ‘modern’, ‘uninhibited’ and ‘understanding’ however, no talk can mend ruined lives. A ‘feeling of guilt’ is as sharp as a knife in the back.

Additionally, it is unhealthy. We lay ourselves open to disease. It was said that sexual disease can be controlled. Is it? Sorry, this is not the case. Not then and not in the future.

When sexual promiscuity becomes prevalent, any entity is seen to fail. Families shatter and so are any organizations. So are any nations.

The urge of the moment can become the sorrow of a lifetime.

Sex is a big step on the way to happiness and joy. There is nothing wrong with it if it is followed by faithfulness and decency.

“The minute I was born, I was not smiling” – Azer Mantessa
Posted by Azer Mantessa at 3:30 PM
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ruby ahmad said...

Jim said...

If you want to be free, be free, because there’s a million things to be.

- Cat Stevens (If You Want to Sing Out)


Our society only permits you one or two weeks a year of freedom to pursue your own agenda. The rest of the time we are slaves to the system.

Hippies reject the 9 to 5 lifestyle and therefore are objects of ridicule by those whose lives run by the clock.

Programmed people are jealous and resent the freedom we possess. The unmitigated freedom that hippies represent is the greatest threat to any system in which control equals power.

Anonymous said...

kinky love


Kink i believe is more of a game...its abt teasing and then holding back...driving a person to levels of insanity dangling the promised fruit...It is the pain, that brings pleasure

And in this game of tease...blindfolds...aah what a simple yet powerful tool...to plunge the other in darkness...not knowing what is going to come next...the soft touch of a rose petal...flowing over your skin...bringing it alive wherever it touches u...or the thorn...like nails...sharper yet lighter...hightening the sensation...For those who dabble in more experimentative stuff...nothing like an ice cube in the middle of a hot session...rubbing them over those sensitive parts...the heat of the body melting the ice away...and the ice...burning you with its freeze wherever it touches...Or some hot candle wax...dripping over u...one hot spot after another...as u lie blindfolded...reeling in the shockwaves it sends as the drops fall like volcano on ure skin...

And then comes food...why wud one eat a chicken, when one can have live juicy meat...and that also like a dessert....lay out ure meat (ure partner) on the table...spread cream, fruits, chocolate sauce...as per taste...and well...dine well :)

These were the more gentler ways of spending the evening...and when someone's been a bad boy...or girl...over the knees down with the pants/skirt...a nice spanking wid hand/ paddle etc...is a very sensible approach ;)

And when we have come to spanking....why not talk abt whips, chains and handcuffs...can be used by either partner on the other...depending on what scene ure playing out....oh and yes women have finger nails as extra weapons...

This topic links to another personal favorite...dominance and submission...would u be a nice harem girl for ure guy...dance for his pleasure...let him take u as he wants...be his personal slut...or wud u b the leather clad domina...having him kiss ure boots...

Ok this has gone long enuf...and this goes longer...but then i dont want to hog all the space :P


At 13 July 2008 01:42, Just Another

saby said...

Blonde Passenger

A blonde is on a four-engine plane crossing the Atlantic. All of a sudden there's a loud bang. The pilot announces over the intercom "I'm sorry, one of our engines has just shut off. We'll be delayed 45 minutes."

Suddenly there's another bang. Once again, the intercom clicks on and the pilot expresses his regret that they''ll be delayed two hours.

Shortly thereafter, there is another bang and the pilot announces that they'll be delayed 3 hours.

The blonde turns to the guy sitting beside her and says, "Man, if the fourth engine shuts off we''ll be up here all day."

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Anonymous said...

I finally made the decision
I had been courting 2 women

I chose one now
and said good bye to the other

Anonymous said...

they say a bird in hand is worth 2 in the bush

but I am going all out for the one in the bush

Kate...fb said...

Back from hols will read your posts tomorrow.

Anonymous said...

Watch this.


Anonymous said...
Here's a rare video of one of those hippies (hint: it's Lennon).

6:51 PM

Ok I watched it so what

Jim said...

no wonder
I missed her too

Anonymous said...

the one in the bush is not responding

Sheeeeet!
have I erred?

tim will tell

Anonymous said...

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Vest said...

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Anonymous said...

Vest's birthday is on Tuesday July 15th.






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Vest said...

Anon. Try the 16th.

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