Sunday, 30 March 2008

Here we go Again.It seems having sex with inanimate objects is the putting it in thing. what else is available?

Vest Say's. I have posted stories relating to men having it off with bicycles, beds, pavement and vacuum cleaners but it seems there is no end to what is available, what other inanimate objects will horny men discover in their quest for kinky sex.
American caught having sex with picnic table.

An American man is facing public indecency charges after allegedly being filmed having sex with a picnic table.
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Police say that Art Price Jr was seen copulating with furniture on four separate mornings, most recently on March 14 when a neighbour recorded it as evidence.

Mr Price was seen copulating with furniture on four separate mornings
The alleged incident took place near a school in broad daylight in the town of Bellevue in Ohio.
The neighbour, who remains anonymous, said he saw Mr Price in his garden turning over a round metal tale before performing a sex act upon it.
Local Police Captain Matt Johnson said: "He was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table."
Mr Price, 40, will now face up to four charges of public indecency.
Brice Jacobs, another neighbour, told local reporters he was disgusted that Mr Price was not jailed immediately.
"He could do that again," the website of local television station WTOL11 quoted him as saying. "Nude that close to a school. It should be zero tolerance"
Mr Price is understood to be married with three school aged children.
Local police said they had never encountered a similar case. "Once you think you've seen it all, something else comes around," Cpt Johnson said.
The alleged picnic sex incident is the latest in a series of bizarre sex stories, with people getting caught in the act with inanimate objects.
A man got himself into strife after he apparently attempted to have sex with a fence in Leicester Square Gardens last year. Another man was listed on the sexual offenders' register for trying to make love to a bicycle.
This year a Polish man got a little excited while doing the vacuum cleaning, and decided to have some fun a Henry the Hoover. The building contractor claimed he was cleaning his underpants.

16 comments:

Jim said...

saby said...
That is the truest sign of insanity--insane people are always sure they are fine. It is only the sane people that are willing to admit that they are crazy.

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4:32 PM

Jim said...

one girl i know makes love to her cyber lovers

this is the closest she will get to making love

her mom told her to hold a coin firmly btw her knees until he marries her

Anonymous said...

this song goes out to Saby and all the oldies on the net



The young ones,
Darling were the young ones,


And young ones shouldnt be afraid.
To live, love

While the flame is strong,
For we wont be the young ones very long.


Tomorrow,Why wait till tomorrow,
Tomorrow sometimes never comes.

Love, me,Theres a song to be sung
And the best time is to sing while were young.



Once in every lifetime
Comes a love like this.

I need you and you need me.
Oh my darling cant you see.


Young dreams
Should be dreamed together,

Young hearts shouldnt be afraid.
And some day when the years have flown

Darling, this will teach the young ones of our own.

The young ones
Darling, were the young ones

The young ones
Darling, were the young ones.

Anonymous said...

So VEST and Rosemary
when r u guys coming to Goa?

Anonymous said...

**What do you value more in a partner, good sex or good conversation, and why?**

when u say LIFE partner...i wud choose for convo...coz...when my boobs are hanging like hangers...and a "hole" as big as umm...cant think of a anology" ...or lying dwn on bed....i wud want to be able to talk....coz then sex wud not be as imp as it is now.. :)


-the blog goddess

Anonymous said...

RM

Girl, you're looking, fine tonight,and every guy has got you in his sights.

What you're doing, with a clown like me,is surely one of life's little, mysteries

So tonight I'll ask the stars above,"How did I ever win your love?"

What did I do?

What did I say,to turn your angel eyes my way?

Well, I'm the guy who never learned to dance,never even got one second glance

Across a crowded room was close enough,I could look but I could never touch

So tonight I'll ask, the stars above,"How did I ever win your love?"

What did I do?

What did I say,to turn your angel eyes my way?

Don't anyone wake me,if it's just a dream

'Cause she's the best thing,ever happened to me

All you fellows, you can look all you like,

but this girl you see, she's leavin' here with me tonight

There's just one more thing that I need to know,

if this is love why does it scare me so?

It must be somethin only you can see,

'cause girl I feel it when you look at me

So tonight I'll ask the stars above,"How did I ever win your love?"

What did I do? What did I say,to turn your angel eyes my way?


hey, hey, hey, yeah, awww

Vest said...

It is not just humans doing it. Click on to other stories in this post.
Read about the love sick Swan who has fallen in love with a water Pedalo.

lower deck lawyer said...

Then of course there was the aged story about the monks who had to take their turn in the empty wine barrel, a sort of secret liason. Mike.

incarcerated said...

The torpid sex organs seek inspiration at any cost,by virtue or by vice, by friend or by fiend.

Anonymous said...

agony aunt says ...

...
hey Cinderella dun be sorry hun...u cant be in my blog 24/7 cmon I u'stand that. HUGZ!


**I think we're all misfits in this materialistic world, for we are hearts that rest on love...hearts that rest on shoulders, not the backseat of a limo....

so true sweetz!





...
aww ty AmitL!

but its always not abt not having disabilities etc. sometimes LIFE stares u in the face with so much of NOTHINGNESS.

I cant express it fully...Im not so skilled. but I hope u know what I mean.


*HUGZ*






...
hey Wildflower HUGZ!

**light never seems to near in this dark tunnel...nor do i cease to exist!

I so agree...it still keeps going on. With me, I dunno for how long tho.


...
tnxx Pavi HUGZ!

**...if u feel ur facing more troubles, that's just coz he loves u more dearly and wants u to become stronger.

mebbe ur right...

Anonymous said...

I miss Aggie
where is she?

and Rosemary

Anonymous said...

the amount of time, energy we spend just doing it
and thinking about it when we are not doing it ...


if this energy cud be channelized for the greater good of mankind ...

like making an automobile that runs on pee ..

like growing food that can be stored for a year without getting spoilt ..


like making a Viagara pill that can be purchased free without needing a prescrition ...


like making women crave for sex more than food and diamonds

Jim said...

SwAtI SeThI said...
Hey Solitaire,
I had written something on this long time bak..when i was fed up of hearing stupid statements about "beauty".

I always believe that 'beauty is skin-deep'..hence, i used the word beautiful only for those people who are special within.. sadly, majority of people dont think like that.. its weird!!

i often hear statements like..'i just want a beautiful wife' from my friends..it disgusts me..they think there's nothing to a female other than her exterior persona..

many at times i was told..'i shd get a good figure else my bf wd leave me'.. 'i shd apply make-up & get stylish hair-do's so that ppl take notice..n i can leave an impression'..

i find it sickening.. i love the way i am..yes, i shd work on my fitness etc..but beauty to me doesnt hold such a shallow meaning...

i think ppl dont want to pay attention to brains..a female is expected to symbolize 'beauty'... great figure,flawless skin & the works..

people dont appreciate brains coz they never really want to move beyond the physical appearance..

March 30, 2008 3:53 PM

Aggie said...

Poor sick people! The closest they'll ever get to the real thing I suppose.

Vest said...

Anon: when are we going to GOA?
We have little need for becoming murdered, raped, filled with drugs or just robbed at gunpoint in GOA. You see its simply that, we are able to get done over like that here in Sydney, OZ.too. why travel for it.

Vest said...

Scarlett Keeling's mum given police protection
Mother of murdered British teenager Scarlett Keeling goes in to hiding amid fears for her safety
On her return from GOA India.
The mum of teenager Scarlett Keeling returned to Britain with her daughter's body last night.

Barefoot Fiona MacKeown was met by family members after she landed at Heathrow Airport.

They travelled home to North Devon to make plans for the funeral.

The half-naked body of Scarlett, 15 - who was raped and murdered - was found on a beach in Goa, India where she had been on holiday. Two men have been arrested.


Mrs MacKeown vowed to return to India soon to make sure the investigation into her daughter's death continues.

Accompanied by a TV crew making a documentary, she said: "It is really good to be back.

"I just want now to bury my daughter.

"Then I will return to Goa. I am worried it will all die down over there now I have left."

Mrs MacKeown has said she plans to have forensic tests carried out on Scarlett's body in Britain.