Sunday, 3 February 2008

Just another Faith Industry Fraud

From Roger In the UK . Priest caught with £30,000 of cocaine hidden beneath his cassock
A priest was caught with £30,000 of cocaine hidden beneath his cassock after getting off a plane.
The Bolivian, who had three kilos of the drug in sealed bags strapped to his legs, raised suspicions when when he refused to be frisked by customs on "religious grounds".
A spokesman for Schiphol airport in Amsterdam said: "At first he claimed the white powder was holy sand, but tests showed it was cocaine."
The unnamed priest, who was arrested last week, is being held in custody charged with drugs smuggling.

11 comments:

Jim Dean said...

Vest, Vest

why art thou persecuting the church?

the church is a human institution
there are bound to be some black sheep

Vest said...

Jim Dean. Thy bonce doth hath much width; in order to consume the airy fairy mysticisms and manufactured untruths perpetrated by the fanciful vestment clad normaly unemployable misfits of our society.
Gadzooks!! It beggers belief, when it has been established beyond doubt that the miscellaneous segments of the faith industry teachings have no authority and are less plausible than 'Alice in Wonderland'.
Simply put, a concoction of lies in order to produce fear of the unknown,
Have a nice day. Vest, Daily Gaggle.

vivienne tait.Adelaide. said...

Mr vest. Your disgusting discreditation of the Christion Church leaves me horrified, how can you possibly say what you are saying is true, you will be dammned for ever.

Vest said...

"Oh dear, I am to be damned for ever".
Well well; MS Vivienne Tait, whom henceforth I shalt verily refer to as - Miss Vinegar Tits, thank you for informing me you are devoid of the forward thinking process and still living within the square,its Dolly Dimwits like yourself who are also fully unsynchronised members of the flat earth society, and probably a Lesbian to boot.

Have a wishful day.

Jim said...

u wont be damned forever
Relax Vest


Jesus loves u
more than Rosemary does

Jesus dont give a fuck
if u believe in Him or not

just be a good guy
and love others as much as u love your dick

Anonymous said...

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.We all need to live life to its fullest each day!!Tell the people you love, that you love them at every opportunity.And keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.You don't need friends that make you miserable.You want someone that lifted your spirit and emotions.

The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. Be alive while you are alive.Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.Enjoy the simple things.Cherish your health, preserve it if it's good, improve it if it's unstable and get help should it's beyond what you can improve.

Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets,keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Birthday is one of the day that you could share with the people you choose, to be happy.Your home is your refuge.When you're old....keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle as an idle mind is the devil's workshop which can cause Alzheimer

Keshi said...

Junkies? no comments. LOL!

Keshi.

Aggie said...

Holy powder ... lol! It used to be Holy water ...
well bless my cassock!

Vest said...

In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:
MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

Graeme said...

Miss Beatrice,

the church organist,

was in her eighties

and had never been married.

She was admired for her sweetness

and kindness to all.

One afternoon the pastor

came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.

She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.

As he sat facing her old Hammond organ,

the young minister

noticed a

CUT -glass bowl

sitting on top of it.

The bowl was filled

with water,

and in the water

floated, of all things, a condom!

When she returned

with tea and scones,

they began to chat.

The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity

about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.

'Miss Beatrice', he said,

'I wonder if you would tell me about this?'

pointing to the bowl.

'Oh, yes,' she replied,

'Isn't it wonderful?

I was walking through

the Park a few months ago

and I found this little package

on the ground.

The directions said

to place it on the organ,

keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.

Do you know

I haven't had the flu

all winter.'

Anonymous said...

hahahahaha

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