Wednesday, 20 February 2008

GUIDE TO THE GAME: HOW TO BE A PICK UP ARTIST.

YOU COULD say a master pick up artist spawned a generation of woman-obsessed sex monsters - but that wouldn’t be entirely fair. In fact his cult book ‘The Game’ helped turn the art of seduction into a lifestyle and turned average frustrated chumps across the world into girl-magnets. Skinny, balding Mr Nice Guy eventually became ‘Style’, the world’s greatest pick up artist, testing his techniques on a host of celebs . The seduction underworld is now a global movement, with lairs of pick up artists (PUAs) living and sarging (aka picking up ladies) together.Following the release of ‘The Rules of The Game,’ single and defenceless girls-about-town , thought it was about time the secret world of the PUA was infiltrated. You must remember that a Pick Up Artist’s life revolves around winning your approval. “You go in with an opener using what we call ‘time restraint’,” “Usually I’ll say: ‘Look, really quickly – because my friends are waiting for me and I’ve got to go in a minute – do you think rudeness stems from misery?’Using the time restraint and telling them that your friends are nearby lets the girls know that you’re not a weirdo with no mates. And by asking their opinions you can get the conversation going from there.Secondly, watch out for groups of strangely dressed men working the room. PUAs will often be wearing odd accessories – top hats, canes, shiny suits. This is a form of attention seeking called ‘peacocking’.PUAs often work in pairs or packs, hunting for women and gaming them in small groups. But like all pack animals the fight to be alpha male can be vicious. The Rules of The Game A 20-year-old was attracted by this fresh approach to meeting women: “You want to differentiate yourself from everyone else and be unique and special. You’re not overtly going for girls’ knickers.” “One of my favourite openers was ‘Sorry to disturb you but I need a few moments of your time. Do I strike you as gay?’ Immediately you are almost disqualifying yourself as a potential threat.” So girls, your days are numbered. Next time you walk down the street, take a train or go shopping you could fall victim to the predatory PUA. He’s the big bad wolf of public places and he’s waiting to charm your number into his phonebook (a good PUA will never give you his number). Which is why it’s always useful to have a few lines of your own up your sleeve. If you know the terminology, you can rumble a PUA’s tactics and make a swift getaway.Try memorising this: “Nice opener. Good to know I’m an HB but you’re certainly not going to got to get an F-close, or even a K-close because quite frankly you’re a DLV and an AFC. And you can LMR all you like but you know you’ve been rumbled.”This roughly translates as: “Nice chat up line dork. I know I’m a devastatingly hot babe but you won’t be getting a shag or a snog because I think you’re a bit of a socially inept loser. And don’t pretend you don’t like me anymore because I know your game.”Or how about: “Look if you think you can come sarging in here looking for a F-close, you can think again. You’re not even getting my phone number because I don’t appreciate Alpha behaviour and you should probably know, there’s an obstacle standing right behind you.”Which amounts to: “Listen chump, there’s no way you’re going to pick up all the women in the room – nor are you going to get laid. I don’t like being dominated by a bloke and my huge tattooed boyfriend (who was Arnie’s stunt body double in Terminator) is standing right behind you waiting to pound you to mush.”It’s often the savvy ones that fall victim to the wiley charms of the PUA. But it’s not all bad news for the girls – as long as they keep their wits about them. Some guys completely and utterly use women as objects - but you must remember that a pick up artist’s life revolves around winning your approval. They hate and love women at the same time. Women have so much power over them and the whole point is for a PUA to remove that power. “A lot of PUAs respect women and just want to talk to them – they are looking for ‘the one’,” the man who spawned a generation of flirting love-addicts – ladies will be just fine.“Women are born with a thing called intuition and it’s their best defence against these guys.”That’s alright then…***BUY YOUR COPY OF THE GAME NOW!****

24 comments:

Jim said...

I new dis long before THIS GAME was onvented, go

here

Vest said...

Jim: I have read your elongated never getting to the point post on what you describe as the ultimate direction to the problem, which eventually winds up with a book and CD Promo, which in my opinion could be broken down to ten major don'ts and ten major do's and allow local factors and commonsense to decide.
However,ones visual attraction to the other person and visa versa creates the main spark in the desire to go forward from there. So if you look like a dog to the other person, you have gone, unless you are wealthy and the other party is desperately poor.
A persons love life is a lottery, you must be prepared to lose more than you win, compromising is vital to a relationship.
Say "I love You" to your partner, the first thing in the morning and the last thing at night, a few "I Love You's" during the day help too.

Keshi said...

**‘Sorry to disturb you but I need a few moments of your time

cute :)

Keshi.

tqmcintl said...

Johnny wanted to have s XX with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else...



One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, 'I'll give you a $100 if you let me screw you. But the girl said NO.


Johnny said, 'I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. '


She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.


Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down.'


So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.


Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.

She responded, 'The b @ stard used coins!'



Management lesson:

Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!

tqmcintl said...

Do what you love, love what you do. If you can’t love what you are doing at least, do it with love.

It’s February. We’ve had a month to live up to our New Year’s resolutions. Many of them have already been forgotten or deliberately set aside. One of the biggest reasons we don’t stick to our resolutions is that they are not attached to a purpose. Even with purpose, we don’t always get where we set out to go.

If, however, we can be passionate about it, love what we are doing and do it with love, we have a greater chance of success.

If we see what we are doing as difficult, a chore or unpleasant in any way, we will likely find ways to simply not do it.

We have been programmed since childhood to believe that work was not fun. School was the work we did to prepare us to be successful working adults. Our success was based on how “hard” we worked. The things we “should” do or “need” to do, must be work and not “fun.” Our lives became more about growing up, getting a job, paying bills and being “successful” than about choosing to enjoy life.

We wouldn’t choose to live out our lives in a relationship devoid of love, so why do we set ourselves up to accomplish things that hold no passion, joy or excitement for us? We’re grown up now, and can make our own choices about what we do and how and why we do it.

Old habits die hard. We need to deal with the many years of being programmed to work “hard.”, but we can choose to find something to love, even about the things we simply have to do.


Losing weight, as many of us have discovered at one time or another, is not really fun. If you remember you love the way you look in your favorite skinny jeans, it’s a lot easier to turn down a second helping of mashed potatoes.

Having trouble getting organized? Focus on how good it feels when you know exactly where to find things instead of all the work of sorting things out.

To do something well, to achieve the goals we set for ourselves, we must find the things we love to do. We may be good at a lot of things because we work hard, but happiness and success are not in working “hard.” They come about when we find what we love to do and do it with love.


http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/50363

Jim said...

, , ARMAGEDDEON NOW

, ,


kiss your ass good bye

Vest said...

Keshi: There are more than a few moments set aside to accomodate your wishes to the full.xxx.

Keshi said...

lol Vesty!

Keshi.

tqmcintl said...

heyyyy VEST

Vesty eh?
terms of endearment ...

I fear for Keshis safety
RM will kill her

and u will be ..-ed

Vest said...

tqmcintl, and Keshi:

All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them.
The power of imagination makes us infinite.

vests Rosemary. said...

tqmcintl. My dearest and I live in such a way that we would not be ashamed to sell our parrot to the town gossip.

Or the "Town Crier of Bombay come to that.

Aggie said...

Hmm, I'm past caring about the games that people play. A creep is a creep and you can spot them a mile away as always.

You all mended now Vest?

Frog. said...

Rosemary, you are one clever lady.

How do you and your him hide your short comings.

Or maybe your parrot is deaf or possibly stuffed - meaning...taxidermatised?....is that a word?

deb, uk said...

Hello Uncle, how are you now and have you fully recovered from your fall? That injury looked so painful, we all cringed when we saw your photo!
Did you receive the various pictures I sent you a few weeks ago? I am a computer virgin, so not always sure I am doing the right thing!!!!
Do hope you are feeling much better and Auntie Rose is well,
Take care, love Deb xx

vests rosemary said...

Frog, our parrot is real and live and knows all what is going on. it has a degree in diplomacy too.

Vest said...

Aggie, and Debbie: "Fully mended?" not quite.
Removed a stitch today left behind last tues, right upper area of cheek still bruised and painful.
Main injury has healed - 4.5 inch scar.

Debbie: Thanks. We did receive your photos, Your procrastinating cousin Chris has them on file and should have replied to you, also I believe I too have sent a reply- plus copies of posts by email. I will E mail you ASP
Uncle L and Aunt Rosemary xxx

graeme said...

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole."

The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."

The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hairspray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. Then he puts the worm back into the hole.

The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair spray, and runs into the house. Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the little boy another five dollars.

The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars."

The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your grandma."

Anonymous said...

Rosemary??

Jim said...

hehehehe

Jim said...

the US elections is getting hotter by the minute

funny
the only diff btw OBAMA and the other guy is an ass

Jim said...

KESHI has made it to the cover of VOGUE


can u believe it?

Keshi said...

Jim stop spreadin dirty rumors abt me LOL!

Vesty how goes it? :)

Keshi.

Vest said...

Keshi: I am still getting moments of pain, but these are becoming less, the wounds have healed, bruising disappearing, thank you for your kind attention, xxx.

Have to get up at 3:AM to take #1 son to RNSH Sydney for surgery. Never ends does it?.

Keshi said...

well Im glad ur getting better Vesty :)

TC
Kesh.

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