Sunday, 19 August 2007

Thou Shalt Not Enjoy Life, But Death will bring you happiness in the Hereafter.....You gotta be kidding.

Thou Shalt Not Enjoy Life...Say's Vest

Nutters see The Ten as antagonism towards Christianity

Based on an article from Christian Today.

A new movie features the Ten Commandments from the Bible in a very unflattering way.

The Ten, is a compilation of ten different stories, each depicting one of the ancient commandments given to Moses by God.

Christians have expressed their concern about the film and how it degrades and insults God and His laws.

The film has a number of stars in it including Kevin Rudd oops sorry its Paul Rudd,(Sorry Kev) Adam Brody, Gretchen Mol, Winona Ryder, Oliver Platt and Jessica Alba. Each of them either stars or plays minor roles in each of the short scripts. Each uses the Bible to create a foundation for caricature. Due to the friction created by the three way tossup who was to play god; John chicken hawk Howard, Antonio Blair or Grandstanding Bullshitter Bush, it was decided god would be a speaking part only and rightly so Lawsey aka JL himself got the job in preference to toilet troller Jonesy whose gender image didn't come over as being too Godly.

A main example of one of the acts tells the story of a virgin librarian who takes a trip to Mexico and experiences a sexual awakening with a local named Jesus H. Christ.

Other shorts include a prisoner coveting his inmate’s “wife,” a woman who steals a ventriloquist doll after she falls in love with it, and a police detective who covets his neighbour’s Cat Scan machine.

Some Christian leaders feel that the film is part of a larger trend of increasing antagonism toward Christianity and religion in America.

This is going to be a very positive attack on the faith industry and It's great that an intelligent thinking society has descended into this attack mode. In the old film code, you couldn't defame any one's religion.

Discarding the lies and deceptions of the Miscellaneous sects of the faith industry, would create more space to deal with the unfairness and mismanagement of the lives of all people on our planet, the days of flim flam vestments pomp and greed must be forgotten, we have an abundance of common sense and scientific knowledge to make this world of ours livable for all people, not just the bone idle privileged few.

Vest Daily Gaggle.

9 comments:

anongayman said...

jones is not ungodlike you moron.

Vest said...

Thanks for the info Anon gayman, what charm school did you attend?.
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

Lolly said...

Honestly, seeing Jesus H. Christ written there....made me horny ;)

God is Love Baby!

Me'gain said...

Oh, and thanks for forgiving me wee little rant the other day so graciously ;)

Keshi said...

**A main example of one of the acts tells the story of a virgin librarian who takes a trip to Mexico and experiences a sexual awakening with a local named Jesus H. Christ.



r ya talking abt Jim Jones types? I saw that program on him on SBS last nite. It was SO FREAKY! I cant imagine how so much devotion to him cud drive so many ppl to death!

Keshi.

Vest said...

lollo: Only through desperation or sheer necessity would The Biblical scriptures have the gratifying impact on me to create a Stiffy.

Me'gain: Your kind words may be short and easy to speak, but their echoes endless, thanks.

Keshie: not as such. heard about Jim Jones, but the geezer I'm on about is the fast talking bum buzzard, the Sydney radio jock Jonesy. er um why not here goes XXXX. I really enjoyed that.

Jim said...

my pal Jesus told me

the old testament is a whole lotta crap
and some parts of the new testament too

Jesus told me
Love me with all u got
and your neighbor as much as u love me

I try to be a true christian
I love Jesus
I love Lolly
and her knickers

I love Keshi
and i love Rosemary


but i cant get round to loving this abnoxiuos old fart

Vest said...

Jim: Thanks for your opinion; you skinny old twit. You have about as much charm as a robbers dog.
Have a nice day pal.

lower deck lawyer said...

Great stuff vesty, will call back soon.Mike.

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