Tuesday, 10 July 2007

Apes Endangered. Or are Endangered African Children More Important

APES: Why should G R A S P grab the funds of well meaning Ape sympathisers, who are targeting the public in order to support the people who in turn give assistance to the various types of dwindling Ape populations on mother earth. Why not, you might say.
Well I think not! with reservations of course. Those kind hearted people presently involved are doing a good job, No doubt about that, but how far from extinction are these Apes, now living in their rapidly diminishing rain forests? could they be relocated to other rain forest areas like in Australia? unlikely, might be the reply from the Oz Immigration Dept, A spokes person ; believed to be a liberal politician stated, "If they tend to be more human than other animals - repeat animals, it would not be long before they claimed social security benefits - like haven't we got enough bone idle apes on the dole already.
Would they assimilate into our suburban population and become model citizens?
If so, what particular suburb would you recommend they be directed to, would they more likely settle down in places like Appin or Chimpindale or maybe they would be happy in Forestville, where there are lots of rich silver tail humans who may find mateship with a few silver back Gorillas rewarding.
Or, forget this hotchpotch and direct all available assistance to our own species, the hordes of starving children in war torn African countries.
Whatever you decide, do it by opening your purse or wallet, make a real decision.

A Charity re-run, a former post by Vest.

6 comments:

lower deck lawyer said...

Probably these Apes would find employment at Centre Link or Vet Affairs, or liberal party speech writers.

gordon said...

They could be employed as cheap telemarketers and pay them bananas.

david mcIlveen said...

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Mujibar was trying to get into Australia legally through Immigration.

The Immigration Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests

except one. Unless you pass it you cannot enter Australia ."

Mujibar said, "I am ready."

The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and
Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready."

The Officer said, "Good, go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes, 'green, green, green, green, green,
green'
and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

Mujibar now works at Telstra, perhaps you have spoken to him.

Anonymous said...

They could be employed as cheap telemarketers and pay them bananas.

This job is taken by us indians and chinese

Vest said...

Anon: ref, this job is taken by us Indians and Chinese.
I am aware of that, and the reason for this is simply that, due to a glitch in the immigration laws there are no Apes available at present to carry out your simple duties.
However, it would be an absurd assumption on your part to assume your jobs are in a state of permanence.

BTW, info I have at hand, states that, a call centre is already being constructed in central Queensland Aus, where it is similar to the climate a primate would enjoy, seems your jobs are already on the wobble.
Have a thoughtful day.

JohnBraun said...

WIwtkS write more, thanks.

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