Sunday, 18 February 2007

AUSTRALIA LOSE AGAIN, THE AUSSIES RATED WORSE THAN BANGLADESH, HAVING LOST FIVE GAMES IN A ROW.

Once again Strayer is defeated by the Kiwis, prior to that it was three in a row by the English cricket team. Five losses on the trot doth not make Australia the best team in the world, their best batsmen and bowlers are knackered and the new players just very ordinary and wayward.
It was good to see the look of dismay on the dials of the Aussie losers instead of their demeaning-arrogant attitude towards their opponents, these nose picking, bollock scratching, unshaven bunch of gum chewing has-beens; need to get back to basics.

17 comments:

aussie girl said...

That is one big load of lies, our team is the best in the world

Vest said...

Hi Aussie girl: If by losing five games in a row, gives the OZ team the title of best in the world, how do we rate the winners, your problem is, you are a bad loser.
Didn't some OZ players actually Cry when they lost their last game.
Seems they are a bunch of sissies.

janet from derby, uk said...

Best in the world at losing eh vesty.

Vesty, thanks for the lovely email.xxx janet.

MsSpankilicious said...

Australia is the best team in the world and we just proved it by letting a few teams of lesser standard win a few games. The only reason you won in Melbourne (I think) was due to the rain...just like playing in England eh...

As for being sissies and crying for losing a game...you obviously missed some of the English team's press conferences when they lost the Ashes 5-0...


MsSpankilicious

Vest said...

Hi Msspankilicious, Thank you for calling the aus loser help line. The purpose of this post is to intimidate those when the boot was on the other foot, the sheer blatent arrogance of the Australian cricketers and sports media only stopping short of shooting any opposition, is obhorrent, but now these guys are feeling pain and they dont no how to deal with it, I hope it lasts a long long time.

Question: Why do lady cricketers when batting or keeping wicket, wear a 'Cricket Box'?

Also would you tell my son to post a comment please. F I L. vest.

kate, f b. said...

Vestie darling can you post something diff from this cricket baloney, luvs ya kate.xoxox

lower deck lawyer said...

It is all too rare today; to hear the clear clean ring of a really good insult.

Gordon said...

Hey vestie, whose the broad bird with the nice face, bin to er blog cant comment, she a relo?

Vest said...

Gordon; In reply. :-(((, not saying, you guess.

When is the wedding?.

I got up early today, I will be attending the funeral of a friend of mine at 11 am.

LDL: You mentioned that quotation before, it's as good as the insult its self, like rubbing salt into the wound.

Anonymous said...

Vest, If you are reading a Eulogy today, you will be no doubt praising a person who has either the advantages of power or wealth, or the consideration to be dead.

Vest said...

Msspankilicious, dont phone my home address and complain about my reply to your comment, if you dont like it; lump it, or just piss off. your choice.
Blogging is mainly used to voice an opinion and comment on the opinion. The blog owner has complete jurisdiction over replies, and may delete them as he or she wishes, you call here you stick your neck out, you cannot pass judgment on the blog owner.and this goes for everyone,no exclusions not even the Prime Minature.
Dont appear so scholarly. humanize your talk, and speak to be understood. Do you think a Greek name [MsSpankilicious] gives more weight to your reasons?
But once you have the Cap and Gown, all you have to do is open your mouth. Whatever nonesense you talk will become wisdom and all the rubbish good sense.
Have a lovely day.

Vest said...

I have received further phone calls and a threat relating to viitations by family being stopped, my reply to that is simply it is your choice not mine.
I have also been informed by relatives to delete a particular comment I made, it would appear that my relatives are now in control of this blogsite, but it is not the case, however, as a one off concession, I shall delete the so called offending comment on the proviso that the persons concerned do not return to this site.
As far as I am concerned the status Quo remains as was before this smell erupted.

Izzy d said...

hello vestie old mate, I do not understand cricket, and if it causes problems like I've seen here I don't want to know, now back from the P L, where it was pretty quiet for a change one or two bombs but that is now to be expected, will contact you soon, D

warnie said...

Women wearing cricket boxes.
Prevents them from losing the ball I reckon:--))) text me If you think I'm right. Am I right Mr Vest?

Vest said...

warnie, you are right, sorry no prize for knowing the answer to that one.
For real Warnie lovers, 72% of his victims were batting bunnies, tail enders 9s 10s and jacks.

Vest said...

MAKE IT SIX LOSSES IN A ROW.

AUSTRALIA LOST AGAIN LAST NIGHT,TO A BOWLING DEPLETED NEW ZEALAND SIDE.

How bloody DISMAL.

JohnBraun said...

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