Sunday, 14 January 2007

WILL YOU LIVE TO BE EIGHTY ?

A colleague of mine recently visited a primary care physician. After two visits he was told he was doing "Fairly well" for his age.
A little concerned about that comment, he couldn't resist asking the doctor, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"
The Doctor asked him, "Well do you smoke tobacco or drink beer/wine?" "Oh no he replied. "I'm not doing either"
The doctor then asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" he said, "No my other doctor said red meat is very unhealthy!"
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking or bicycling? No I don't" he said.
He was then asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
"No," He said. "I don't do any of those things."
The doctor looked at him and said, "Then why do you give a shit if you live to be Eighty.

5 comments:

Vest said...

"Ah the good o'l days, at a Barry Dogshead Saturday arvo barbe, knocking over arfer slab of tooheys, a king sized steak and a kilo of prawns then a great knee trembling shag with yer favorite Sheila at the back of the tool shed."

"Yep, I'm glad I made it, I know I shouldn't be greedy but I wouldn't arf mind anuvver Eighty."

kate, fb. said...

You are a very wicked person vestie, but i luvs ya lots xxx

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Vest said...

Two anon calls deleted, why waste your time, even obscenities have their limits.

izzy d said...

Going back to the P L in a couple of days - kosher snags - see you in about 3 weeks - for some lovely oink bangers. D.