Friday, 10 November 2006

LOONEY AMERICANS ELECT DECEASED CANDIDATE

MARIE STEICHEN died two months ago- but that has not stopped her being elected county commissioner for a small Dakota town.
JERAUL county electoral official Cindy Peterson said the vote list had closed on August 1, a month before Ms Steichen had died of cancer. That meant her name was kept on the list for Tuesday's election.
Voters then handed the dead woman a 100 vote to 64 win over her embarrassed Republican rival.
Ms Peterson said she believed voters knew she was dead, but still wanted to make their political point.
DISSAPOINTED Minnesota left wingers had their nemesis returned in the form of Tim Pawlenty, much moaning and whining is expected from the Garage Building community in the sticksville district of Ranier Minnesota. Will these moaning Minnesotans ever get it right? Their Previous Governor was a devout Lutheran Wrestler and Disc Jockey, who gave equal time to the Kneelers, Sporty's and lovers of Heavy Metal, but earned the wrath of the Sticksville shed erectors. 'Such is life'.
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12 comments:

Anonymous said...
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Vest said...

Anon: What a charmer you are, get well soon. Your vulgar way of discourse mixed with oaths and curses adds no credence to your inane verbosity.

confusius said...

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minnesotan said...

Vest we will build a garage for your big mouth free.

Vest said...

Thanks Minnie Ha Ha. Free shipping I hope. Will you float it here.
Tell your trickcyclist he ain't doing a good job on your noddle, P O.

confusius said...

people who lub the lwong way not get election

Vest said...

confusius: thats enough, no more thank you.

lower deck lawyer said...

back from Tassie thank christ, it was cold and pissed down most the time - so your now back in oz got rid of the big fat ladies, thats fine now settle down, will email you shortly. ldl

Kate from budgewoi said...

whats going on/ I'm not sure I understand, all looks silly. luv ya xoxox
Ps Have you heard from the Minnesota minotaur?

Vest said...

Kate; not heard, doubt if I ever will, I am unconcerned over the matter, I have forgiven her for bagging me, calling me a liar and going to other sites to stir up trouble, it seems she is a law unto herself. There is little doubt that she is a good parent, I have never argued that point, but it was her dogmatic recklessness in her thought processes, unbending and desperately seeking support from her female friends in order to put me down, nasty stuff.
However, all is forgiven, and I shall continue blogging for a while yet, you, among my established friends who have my contact sources may visit when ever you wish. see ya x

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