Saturday, 17 June 2006

THE RETURN OF ZOE THE KILLER PUSSY

Despite going native in the national park for the past four years Zoe is settling down to domesticity once more. This utterly adorable moggie and her seemingly mild temperament have saved her from death row, by veterinary nurse Karissa Simion.
But in truth , was Karissa' gesture really benign? who is the winner here.
Now that is wonderful news, but perhaps of cold comfort to the birds whose hearts are ripped out by our mollycoddled moggies.
Domestic and feral cats slaughter 144 million native birds every year in Australia.
This grim statistic is balanced by the number of vermin mice rats and rabbits-they also eliminate, mind you there seems to be always an over supply of birds of every variety, so the asshole who suggested she should be put down is little better than he thinks the cat is. All cats have killer instincts, show them a toy mouse or even a feather and their killer instincts emerge.
Humans have been prone to cats seductions, which cats have honed over thousands of years, cats manipulate our emotions, cats have advanced their domestic arrangements with us humans so far that it is us who serve them house them and endlessly stroke them. Personally I like cats dogs and most domestic pets, they have a right to life like any other creature.
Try substituting the 'T' in Cats with an 'R' and you will discover the real Feral Killer which kills probably more so but for no particular reason.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

DUMMY

cars dont kill
the idiots who drive dem do

Vest said...

less of the dummy saby, I know its you, however think again it is definitely the cars not the human. Humans do not kill while walking the streets; they themselves get killed.

michele said...

If i had the chance i would
run down saby in 2 seconds,
and not look back.

saby said...

heyyy Vest

the last 2 posts were on pussies
u aint getting much it seems


but i relly admire yr leadership
your guys are ready to die for u

i just killed a couple of dem
one was Gordon

Vest said...

Saby: Gordon appears to be a staunch follower of my doctrines, he and Zed have learned how to conduct themselves in polite company also listen to advice and limit their use of doggeral and obscene language.
Gordon and Zed: I Suggest you go to Saby's blog and turn him over,you can unleash your minds in any manner you wish, but I do not want to be party to this Stoush.

Vest said...

Joke by a family member:

Pregnant lady Pussy to Ginger Tom Cat,
"Hey, I thought you were a doctored Cat".
"nah" say's Ginger Tom "I said Doctors cat".

saby said...

its sad
when all who post on yr post are guys trying to have funn at yr expense


dont wait up for Gordon
he is in the promised land

Vest said...

Saby I shall leave your feeble muttering for others to fathom out, as it simply does not make sense, and will allow others to see what I have to put up with. Thanks for not Swearing.
BTW THE EX US Sailor used 4 fs, 2 cs, 1 s, and milder stuff.he was deleted forthwith.

Angelique said...

I totally understand and sympathize with all the wildlife that feral cats kill every year but as a person who has a maintained a feral cat colony for a long time I can not willingly kill them because they deserve to live just like everyone else. I believe in making the best out of a bad situation. If people wouldn't be bad pet owners, cats would be neutered before they breed and become wild and birds would not be killed every year. So, in the meantime people and cats will breed but you can only fix the cats and not the humans, bummer, and the vicious cycle continues....

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