YUK YUK. But it's true, Dogs are on the menu in TAIWAN and not just one type of dog, but any breed. This practice of rustling and eating your neighbours best friend is not new, but some unwary tourists found out too late that, the bone they were eating the meat from; that which they would normally give to Rover, was none other than Rover himself.
I have put together a possible Menu which could be encountered should you visit Taiwan (formerly Formosa)and be game enough to shake a canny chopstick or two at the curious canine cuisine, slobber yer chops on this lot, if you are barking mad.
Poached poodle with braised Boxer, Entree Sweet& sour Samoyed.
Curried Corgi in Royal Jelly, Entree Bitches tits with paw paw gravy.
Scotch Terrier in teriyaki sauce, entree Puree of Flench flied fleas.
Bow Wow Sum Chow, Entree Pekingese and Duck soup.
The following served with Vegetables or choice of salads.
Chihuahua and chips----Corned Collie and chips----Stir fried Spaniel and Fries.
Mongolian Mongrel Lamb----Mauser & Mushroom Omelette----Springer Spaniel Rolls.
Bitzer Shnitzels.---- All come with a free bowl of Stray dog combination soup.
ROAST OF THE DAY: French Greyhound Stuffed with Neutered Nuts (With garlic)
with condiments and compliments
The WOOF CHOW BOW WOW RESTAURANT.