One of my favorite TV fishing Programme's is hosted by REX HUNT A Millionaire fishing guru, has told his wife his last outstretched arm 'As big as that' fib.
It seems that randy Rex has been shopping for maids, when he told his nearest and dearest, he hoped one time out he may hook a mermaid.
Rex has confessed to several encounters with women over the past 15 years of whom he described as being persons in desperate need for financial assistance, and he himself desperate for physical contact. On one occasion Rex paid AU$50,000, to silence one woman.
Rex Hunt 57, has denied that the women were prostitutes, although he paid them about AU$1,000 each time for a slice of the action.
Saint Rex The Sanctimonious fisher of Women, has often preached on the virtues of marriage and fidelity, say's, "I am deeply ashamed and sorry.
Fortunately his darling wife of 34 years has forgiven him. He say's he has been a bad person. My wife is the most beautiful person, I'll not hurt her any more.
Legalised cat houses in the Sydney Metro area number in the high hundreds at least and the punters who frequent them possibly 100s of thousands, you don't have to go looking, The Daily telegraph my favorite newspaper gives you two pages of ribaldry and sexually explicit adverts describing what you may be looking for, but does not describe the disadvantages which could apply to the unwary, the death sentence of Aids, or possibly your willy dropping off to the bathroom floor, when it fails to rise to the occasion.
Adjacent is the hatches and dispatches page and a list of black coated morons who for an astronomical sum of bucks will dispose of your body Thoughtfully.
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