Thursday, 30 March 2006

THERE IS A VIRGIN IN MY OFFICE

I slept fairly well last night, but kept thinking of that pretty thing in the office.
Yes she is very pretty and it is my Rosemary's idea that what I do in the office is my own affair and I don't have to interfere in her; formerly our; subliminal bliss.
Yes she is very pretty, looking at her at this very moment I see her quivering in anticipation; waiting for that rapturous moment when her beautiful coverings are removed to reveal the sweet scent of her unlaid body and she is deflowered by some unscrupulous snoring person.
It was my wife Rosemary who decided my office needed more utilisation due to its commodious proportions, I now have a pretty look about the office, with a beautiful floral design quilted covered bed stuck there in full view.
I can imagine the look of horror when lady visitors arrive at the office, I may test it out on a sporty younger female friend, like, "First door on the right, make yourself comfy, i'll be with you shortly.

17 comments:

Chris said...

Is there a prize for who can guess?

Vest said...

Number one son: There are no prizes. But I shall publish the names of the maniacs who bust the first spring.

Sam in Texas said...

Good day Vest, watch out for the Cylcone.

Vest said...

Sam: the cyclonic weather occurs mainly in Queensland 2,000 kls to the north of our home.It is not uncommon to hear of floods and storms in Queensland, where the tourist slogan is; "Sunshine one day Beatiful the next".
B t w, I have named the new bed after one of my more favorite lady bloggers, and i'm not telling.

gordon said...

hi vesty-- i bet i know who you named the bed after-- ill email you now- so hang in there

Vest said...

Absolutely right Gordon, not hard to guess. Don't post that name or I shall bang both of your heads together.

Bridget Jones said...

I am so confused!!

Anonymous said...

I am so confused---cant you guess

Vest said...

I have been off line for the past 60 hours due to a fault in the telephone line. My son has two computers and a laptop downstairs feeding into my pc via a router in my office and guest bedroom.

Gordon: Its very easy to pick out a anon call from you, goof.

Bridget: People are expected to be confused if they comment here, its part of the deal, I seem to attract the wrath of all the nutters in blogland, but then again its refreshing for persons of quality to pop up now and then to fumigate the thread.
The title of the 'Object-repose' will not be promulgated lest it disappoint unqualified persons, needless to say it is hoped you will not be offended by not including you among those persons.

"That which is now well known will remain a secret for ever".(Old IRISH Proverb).

Anonymous said...

confused-- lucky you- i thought it might be me at first vest being an ex nautical guy-- he he he vesty

Vest said...

Actually it will be John Howards Wife who will be first to test the springs. Click on two posts up and scroll down.

gordon said...

not little johnnys janet-- how could you vesty -- she's uglier than a robbers dog

Peter said...

Get it right vest, It's; beautiful one day, perfect the next.

Vest said...

Peter your comment is on the wrong thread. However I get the feeling you refer to the false advertising splashed out by the Slow Talking Queensland Govt Tourist Bureau,"Beautiful one day perfect the next" We in the state of NSW see it as "Floods one day cyclones the next".
Peter. 5-9 personal comment on my posts. This is seen occasionally, and this is often interpreted by egostistically inclined persons( whom I usually delete) as lacking in response. However I shall allow your comment, the reason being My Egostistical personality is far stronger than yours, and any comment is welcome to fill the gaps, even yours sport.

Vest said...

Peter. And to assist the 5-9 ratio, this comment to you is only suggesting we should bury the hatchet, and not mark the spot, you banana bender.

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JohnBraun said...

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