Thursday, 16 June 2005

THUGBY LEAGUE WANKERS GO BONKERS AGAIN.

OUR SPORTING HEROES? SORRY ICONS er BETTER STILL ARSEHOLES ARE UP TO THEIR LOONEY RAMPAGING ONCE AGAIN.
IF IT ISN'T RAPE PILLAGE AND BIFF CARNAGE FROM THE BIG LEAGUE BRAIN-DEAD GOONS, WE HAVE THE GORMLESS LOW ACHIEVING MUTTONHEAD TEENAGE THUGBY LEAGUE PLAYERS RUNNING AMOK LIKE CRAZED MARAUDING NEANDERTHALS.
THE LATEST IGNOMINOUS ACTIVITIES BY THIS HORDE OF OPEN-MOUTHED GLARING IMBECILES HAS BEEN THEIR SENSELESS TRASHING OF PROPERTY BELONGING TO THE 'BANANA MOTEL': AT "COFFS HARBOUR, NSW. I HAVE SPOKEN TO MY FRIENDS AND COLLEAGUES AND IT HAS BEEN SUGGESTED THAT OVER AND ABOVE THE AMOUNT OF RESTITUTION TO BE PAID; A SIX MONTH JAIL TERM ADDED PLUS TWELVE STROKES OF THE RATTAN CANE WOULD BRING THESE BULLY BOYS TO ORDER.
The list of damaged property seems endless, more than a dozen forms of multiple destruction. should we allow this needless tempestuos dissident crazy mob to ride rough shod over us, I THINK NOT! Will you WIMP this out or have your say?

17 comments:

george from tassie said...

leave them alone you old bastard-- let them enjoy life there only young blokes having the after game pissup

Vest said...

George. Well spoken, like a true shrunken head.
Yes I deleted your last two comments, no doubt you are too dense to understand why, and george I do have Proof of my parentage, whereas your self in your own admittance suggested your daddy was an unknown sailor visiting Malta. In OZ the Bastard word is used light heartedly, but in your case it must really hurt.
George, Those young 16 and 17 year olds were out of control under age drinkers.
Do you only type with one hand, the reason I ask is, that I cannot imagine you without a can of beer in your other hand.

dave said...

These well paid rugby league thugs, demand our respect and grovelling attention.
They really need a swift boot in the goolies to remind them they are not Gods chosen people.

Ben said...

what a shame those morons are ruining a great country. Where are all those "redneck" Aussies we here about that kick people's asses just for fun or are they part of it to? Thank god we don't have this problem here in the states (yet). Vest and Dave you have my sympathies, and ever maybe consider taking the law into your own hands. I'm sure you Aussies have conceal and carry (even if you don't I'm sure you can find a gun somewhere) and fire a few warning shots. If anything will get those retards attention it would be live fire.

The Zombieslayer said...

Vest - country music stars on our side of the pond. My buddy ran night shift at the big hotel by the Pavillion. They'd come in and trash the hotel, scare away all the other guests, then get rip-roaring mad when they're not admitted the next year when their tour comes around.

The Zombieslayer is a big believer in property rights. Had it been my house, I would have shot first, asked questions later. Of course, one shotgun I have is loaded with #9 shot. They'd be picking shot out of their a***s for days.

Even drunk, I have enough respect to not damage people's property, and if I ever did (which I didn't), but if I ever did, they'll get an apology and a check to cover more than the amount the next day.

tshsmom said...

I've always been a supporter of intramural sports, where you play for FUN and the love of the game.
Our US school systems have gotten totally carried away with making heroes of jocks. Most schools and parents expect nothing in the way of ethics and grades from these coddled "athletes".
It takes more than sports to make a well rounded human being!

Daniel Hoffmann-Gill said...

I see how you ended up at mine Vest, you big right winger.

All I'm going to say is BANGLADESH and can't wait for Thorpey to come over and teach you cricket.

Vest said...

Good morning lord bullcrap, DANIEL HOFFMANN-GILL aka sir Huff and Puff.
I am uncertain of your (RIGHT WINGER)
meaning. Be it Conservative or Whinger; I am neither.
So you are a cricket enthusiast,to start you off read my post in my archives about Australian cricket scumbags,and I have written to my DAILY applauding the idea of G Thorpe coming here as do Oz Cricketers going to ENG.(are you getting the message yet)You see sport as a 12 year old I enjoyed paying two bob to sit on the grass at The Oval each day AUG 20-24, 1938 to see Eng demolish OZ by an inns and 579 runs, I also played inter service cricket while serving in the Royal Navy for 25 years. You see sport your miscalculated remarks have back fired on you. I have duel Nat& Dual Passports, I was domiciled in Britain for 45 years prior setting up camp in OZ, born in london 1926, I cheer on every foriegn team playing OZ at cricket, as soon as the Aussies stop calling me a pommy Bastard because of my Identifiable accent, I shall consider cheering the Aussies; but not when Aus play England, and that young whippersnapper is why I am so bloody tired at this moment, because I have been up all night cheering England; my team, to a crushing win.
Today is my 52nd wedding anniversary, I shall now sleep from 7 until 10 am, as later I have to take Er indoors out for lunch etc , thank you for your comment.
Vest Daily Gaggle

Vest said...

Mistake? no, I DUEL with the Aussies over my citizenship, but my DUAL passports are my god given right.I have a Royal Navy Pension from England , plus my paid in Nat/ins income from Eng, this is my link to dual citizenship.
vest daily gaggle.

Daniel Hoffmann-Gill said...

Alright Vest!

Bit of banter mate, you gotta take a bit of banter when you dish it out don't you think?

Take care dude.

The Zombieslayer said...

Vest - Congrads on that many years! You have been married far longer than most of us have been alive and I do not say this lightly, but that's very inspirational. Marriage is such a wonderful thing and every year I find Mrs. Zombieslayer more and more beautiful.

As for cricket, I don't get the game. I love American football best and what we Americans call "soccer" second best. Cricket's not very big here. Never even seen a game. But mark my words, rugby will be the next big thing here and I know you Aussies are probably very good at it.

Daniel Hoffmann-Gill said...

Aussies are good at most sports.

Vest said...

If you squeezed Australia down to the size of the average European country and reversed the opportunistic climatic conditions, to engage in sport would be very unlikely in the minds of the average Australian.
A survey taken in England recently, discovered that, Australians and NewZealanders were far less llikely to take a shower during inclement(cold) weather than English or European people, (Excluding the French). Search your souls on this matter, if your backyard pool is closed for the winter in Oz; it is because it is the same temperature as Europeans endure during their summer swimming season. The warm weather cricket playing season in England lasts 3.5 months, in Australia it is 7 months and the weather conditions during the English playing season are similar to that of the Australian off season.
During January an English un refrigerated beer remains cold, but an Australian refrigerated beer becomes warm within a couple of minutes. Australia is the lucky country, but few Australians apart from those having lived elsewhere will ever understand why.

Daniel Hoffmann-Gill said...

Good score against the Bangladesh yesterday.

UP THE COLLINGWOOD!

Vest said...

ZS.Ben,and Tshsmom. Cricket to the average American is a total mystery, they would rather listen to Golf on Radio. At school we played Rounders; which apparently is a similar but milder form of Baseball.
Rugby and Rugby league are similar in style of play but faster than stop go stop go Grid iron. Rugby and Rugby league participants are usually huge lower graders with a gladitorial mentality, whose main aim in life is to end up like a cabbage in a wheelchair.

tshsmom said...

Sort of like a boxer, right?

The Zombieslayer said...

Vest - I've boxed, wrestled, played American football (and sustained injuries), drag raced, and even Thai boxed. But I'll never play rugby. Too dangerous.

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