Saturday, 30 April 2005

THE TELEMARKETING SOLUTION. Three little words that work !! "HOLD ON PLEASE"

(1) The three little words are "Hold On Please...." Saying this,while putting down the telephone and walking off(instead of hanging up immediately)would make each telemarketing call so much more time consuming that boiler room sales would grind to a halt.
Then when you eventually hear the phone company's "beep-beep-beep" tone, you know it's time to go back and hang up your handset, which has efficiently completed its task.
These three little words will help to eliminate telephone soliciting.

(2)Do you receive ANNOYING PHONE CALLS with no one on the other end ?
This is a telemarketing technique where a machine makes telephone calls and records the time of day when a person answers the phone. This ruse is used to determine the best time for a Real sales person to call back. What you can do after answering.If you notice there is no one there, is to immediately start hitting your # Button on the phone 6 or 7 times, as quickly as possible.This confuses the machine and removes your number from their system, 'What a shame'.
How do you deal with Annoying telephone calls?

Wednesday, 20 April 2005

DRUGS DRUGS & MORE DRUGS - DEATH AWAITS DOPEY DRUG DEALERS>ARE OUR FEDERAL POLICE TO BLAME--I THINK NOT.

If you are told not to walk across the paddock wearing a red shirt and get gored by the bull in doing so, you are an IDIOT.
Put your head in a Lions mouth or stand in the middle of the freeway in dense fog or put your goolies under the office guillotine to check it out, you are an IDIOT.
It is no less stupid; especially after being constantly warned of the severe penalties available to Loonies who are less intelligent than a sniffer dog, to go to a foriegn country and attempt to smuggle drugs either in or out, with the prospect of a mandatory death sentence being imposed if apprehended. So you are smart and get through one end of the journey, well there is another search at the other end. Maybe you will get away with it the first time, but not always, soon you will become careless and be caught.
So if you are travelling with drugs in your possession you become a danger to yourself as well as others. I am not in favour of capital punishment, however a sound thrashing periodically administered with a large rattan cane to perpetrators of these crimes while serving a minimum sentence of Five to Ten years; could become a possible deterrent, this punishment should be shown on the television with full sound effects as a deterrent too.
However, if you are an IDIOT pot smoker and suffering ill effects by doing so, I hope your suffering becomes worse. For those on the more expensive habits and contemplating an O D, hurry up, we can't wait to get rid of you.
A re introduction of the stocks and pillory, displaying offenders in public places may also be a great Idea.

Monday, 4 April 2005

Ill timed Annoying Television Advertising

My Family sit down to dinner-tea -whatever around 5-6pm. To keep talk to the minimum we watch free to air news on the TV- Puctuated by irritating adverts which neither amuse or hold our attention. Our Favourite Disgusting mealtime advert is about the Smelly yellow diseased large toenail which opens up along with its accompanying chatter about smelly fungi and microbes. The equal favourite, is the Pensioners Insurance lady, who gabbles on like a Spanish-fishwife, without coming up for air. Or what is your favourite advert that has you sending missiles flying at the telly.

Saturday, 2 April 2005

Dozing DODDering Judges In Dreamland

Doddering dozing dreadfully incompetant judges making decisions, or passing judgement on court proceedings that they have little if any; inkling of.
Apparently there have been many occasions where Judges - Magistrates and the like have been seen to nod off during court proceedings and then passing judgement.
Surely the public should not have to put up with this sort of behaviour, and if proven the crown(Govt) should be made liable to bear all costs of a further hearing.
Are we sliding back to the hanging Judge Jeffries and Drunken Judge Adv Bowyer-Akins style of justice.